Exeter Desperado
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All right, what the hell. You only live
once... So here's the demons and a drunken Vincent!
*****
Vincent was thoroughly
enjoying the party. Everything seemed perfect. He had even
permitted himself one small drink. Oddly, though, he felt a
little off-balance, despite only having one cup.
Nothing to worry about. It's not as though a single
drink after thiry years would cause a problem. With that
last thought, he collapsed in a heap.
---
When Vincent came to, everything was slightly
different colors than they had once been. The gunslinger
noticed the group of demons just as Rena said the fateful "I
do," and decided to investigate.
"Hey, man. Pretty
*hic* frikin' RAD paurty, huh?" he said to the closest demon.
"Snarl, I will eat your soul!" the demon replied.
"Oh, now you'shve gone and *hic* pisshed me off,
little dude. You know damn well *hic* that my sshoul was *hic*
eaten a long time ago. Now sshay you're sshorry." Vincent
crossed his arms and waited for the apology.
The demon
cackled and said to another demon, "Hey, get a load of this
loser. Let's crash this party, man."
"Yeah!"
"I wouldn't do that *hic* if I were...you," Vincent
said, stumbling into a table.
"Oh? Why not?" the demon
replied.
"Sshee those two cute *hic* kidsh up there?"
he said, pointing to Rena and Dias. "They're happy, got
it? You messh *hic* it up for them and I'm *hic*...I'm...I'm
gonna get really *hic* mad..."
"Ooh, I'm really
scared," the first demon said sarcastically.
"Hey Bob,
maybe we should get out of here." The second demon tried to
pull his friend away, but the first shrugged him off.
"That's it! I'm kicking your ass, old man!" the demon
yelled.
That was the last straw. With that, Vincent
transformed.
---
Some time later, Vincent
awoke with a splitting headache. Everyone was looking at him
oddly. "What happened?" he asked woozily.
Then he
noticed a pile of demon bodies in the corner, and ran outside
to empty his stomach of whatever he might have ingested in the
last hour or so.
*****
Hot damn, that was fun!
Last edited by Exeter on 08-07-2001 at
11:56 PM |