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Izlude
Izlude - FFO Survivor

Izlude stood up.. rather shaken.. he just realized what he had done

Izlude: "doh gawd... what have i dun?"

Izlude picked up he spear and headed towards a demon

Izlude: "har comes da man in black!"

The demon turned to face Izlude

Izlude: "dar... bring it on you harish bashtard!"

the creature knocked the spear out of Izlude's hands

Izlude: "oh, so its a drunken boxing match you want eh?.. bring it on!!"

Izlude punched the monster in the face.. and the monster punched back. a gigantix boxing match erupted from the two.. until they both fell unconcious onto the ground... Ronfar looked in disbeleif and his two teammates Nash and Izlude had beaten each other silly and now lie on the ground.

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Team: Arts Of War is
Izlude -- Ghaleon -- Ronfar


08-07-2001 11:50 PM
 
 
Terra Lockheart
Um.....

quote:

So....how do we do a honeymoon?


OOC: I have one thing to say to that---ARE YOU INSANE??!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! ^_^ You obviously are a glutton for more insanity...but whatever.
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Rena threw the boquet into the crowd, despite the fact that the lights were out. A high-pitched scream came out.

"I GOT THE BOQUET!! I GOT THE BOQUET!!!" It was Marle. All the girls in the room screamed and tried to grab it out of her hands. Add the fact that there were demons trashing the place, Ashton yelling "BARREL!" over and over, drunken people fighting, and Mizuki challenging Dias to a dual, and you had all hell breaking loose. Actually, now Mizuki and Leon were talking...'Nice way to get out of a fight, Dias,' she thought with a smile.

Being one of the only sober people there, Rena took it apon herself to start punching out the remaining demons. 'Oh, yeah..fighting on my wedding day.'
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OOC: Sylphid, sorry if I ruined anything. I just saw your post, so just assume Marle picked it up from Vivi's side...

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~Sponsoring Rena Lanford in FFO Survivor~
*And many, MANY thanks to Thunder Blossom for this sig.^_^*

Last edited by Terra Lockheart on 08-07-2001 at 11:56 PM

08-07-2001 11:50 PM
 
 
Baka
Eponymous


*is willing to bet by the time this post is finished, it'll all be over*

Beowulf picked his way through the maze. Where are the others? I turned my back.. and they were gone! Somewhere ahead, he heard voices, loud voices... loud...drunken voices... hopping the last wall, he jumped down to the ground and sniffed.

"Come out... I can ...ew... smell you..."

Looking as bashful as a robot could, Zynk trudged out from behind a corner, his robes... well, streaked.

"Holy crap, Zynk. What happened to you?"

"Don't ask" he replied, and stomped off. Beowulf caught up with him. "Where did you get to? What... What?"

"I don't want to talk about it. Instead, I think we should head to that sound."

"Are you kidding? That's where are the fools are who have been trying to kill us?"

"Listen to them. Do they sound dangerous to you?" They could hear drunken singing in the distance now.

"Well... kinda..."

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// Baka // Terminal Wannabe // Otaku-in-Training // m00 //

08-07-2001 11:51 PM
 
 
Exeter
Desperado

Hey, thanks Angel. I'm glad I don't have to change that beautiful post.

One second thought, Vincent's dialogue isn't drunk enough. I'll be right back...

08-07-2001 11:52 PM
 
 
Shinji
EVA Pilot

No Maiji!!! Don't vote for Celes!! **bonks you with a turtle** I'll just use Loki-Dragon a little bit, if you don't mind!
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"C'mon Celes! Live it up!!" Lucia thrust a large glass of punch in Celes' face. Celes shrugged, threw her head back, and began chugging.

**a few drinks later**

"Wheeeee!! Oh-oh D-draco...How I lo-ove youuuu!!" It was not ten minutes before Celes had succumbed to the wondrous beverage. "Wheeee! What's this??! A cutie lil' dragon-wagon??!!"

Celes ran up to the stumbling Loki-Dragon and climbed on top of it! "Woohoo!! Ride 'em Cowboy!!" Celes swung her goblet around like a lasso and smacked the dragons' butt, annoying it immensly. It spun around, craning it's neck to nip at Celes' ankles, much like a dog chasing its tail. But Celes only sang! "Our l-love fades awayeee...l-like n-night into dayeeeee!!"

Marle then mistook Celes' ear-piercing howling for one of Crono's cats, so she jumped up on the Loki-Dragon too. "Kitty!! How'd y-you get here???" Marle began petting Celes' hair like a deranged lunatic, much to the amusement of Ramsus. "WHAT? How dare you laugh at the Kitty!!!!" Marle sprang down off the Loki-Dragon and whacked Ramsus upside the head with the hilt of her crossbow.

Meanwhile, Celes was riding the dragon around like a madwoman. "Look Ma! No Hands!! Yee-haw!!!" The bizarre couple crashed straight into the dance floor, scattering Ghaleon and Nall like bowling pins.

And Vivi started randomly casting "Confuse", which just made things worse....

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One vote to Ramsus

Oh Yeah, I cleared my pm box! ^^

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Last edited by Shinji on 08-08-2001 at 12:04 AM

08-07-2001 11:52 PM
 
 
Sylphid
Spiders are ICKY!

That's fine with me, Terra ^^. *casts Confuse on her*

08-07-2001 11:53 PM
 
 
Efli
FFO Survivor-Tseng-Rogue

Tseng stood still a moment, then with some deliberation picked up two beer bottles, chugged the contents,, and smashed them on the table.

"Yaah!"

He grabbed the nearest demon, and headbutted it. After that, it was pretty blurred...

***

"Tseng?"

Tseng opened his eyes to see Dias standing over him.

"Congratulashhunsh!"

Okay, so the number of demons has multiplied by about a hundred, but what the hey...can't have a Survivor party without a little carnage!

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Team Justifiable Sins - Representing Final Fantasy : Apocalypse, home to the infamous Maybe I'm A Loin, and purveyor of quality spam since 2000.

Here,«¤»I'm«¤»allowed«¤»everything«¤»all«¤»of«¤»the«¤»time...

I might be wrong...

Last edited by Efli on 08-07-2001 at 11:58 PM

08-07-2001 11:53 PM
 
 
Daigohji
Ronfar - FFO Survivor

As the carnage escalated Ronfar chuckled quietly to himself, "Int love grand."

With a single swift motion he reached up the sleeves of his priestly robes, retrieving a large bottle from one and his mace from the other. The cleric drained the Sake in one continuous gulp then raising his mace high yelled, "Let's rock!!!" and dashed toward the nearest demon.

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I'm a boozer with a mission

Team: Arts Of War is
Ronfar -- Ghaleon -- Izlude

08-07-2001 11:56 PM
 
 
Crystal Sword
FFO Survivor: Ghaleon

Boxing Ghaleon returns!

OOC: LOL at Izlude! It's BOXING GHALEON TIME!

I'm doing all these posts in third-person, as Ghaleon is now too confused to think.

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Ghaleon, recently sobered by Nall's declaration, was knocked silly again by Izlude's drunken assault and Loki-dragon's collision with him. So he sprang to his feet and started to sing as he brought his fists into a fighting stance.

"IT'S THE... EYE OF THE TIGER! IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!"

And succumbing to the thrill of the fight, he launched on a rampage, punching at all sorts of things, rarely hitting, bouncing in a boxer's rhythm the whole time. The mage continued on his way, swinging at the groom and spinning full-circle before he realized he had missed. But Dias backed away with a startled look on his face, and Ghaleon decided it was a victory and started pumping his fists in the air!

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This is NOT A VOTE against Dias. If it had been, Ghaleon would have actually hit him.

08-07-2001 11:59 PM
 
 
Maniac Ranma
FFO Survivor : Dias Flac

[After getting attacked by ThunderBlossom for something I did yesterday, I can only imagine how many private votes I've incurred from everyone. Not that it matters, I'm just here to have fun]

Dias heard Leon say 'Hey Baby. I'm a sad, pathetic, angsty teenager whose lost on a strange world and I'm looking for love' Dias bit his upper lip as he could feel everyone in the vicinity face-fault. 'That's what he gets for worshiping Claude.' Dias thought.
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Summary: 1 unvote for Leon. The poor kid needs help. Anyone who worships Claude does.

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Representing the home of the infamous Loin, Final Fantasy Apocalypse

What I've learned in Survivor Today:

1)Zidane wears 'Whitey-Tighties'
2)That warm feeling you have isn't nostalgia...it's bloodloss.
3)Everyone loves nekkid, streaking, and violent alchoholics. (Lucky for Ronfar)

08-07-2001 11:59 PM
 
 
Exeter
Desperado

Damn, this is beautiful *sniff*.

I bet most of us didn't see all of this coming... though I really can't say I'm surprised...

08-08-2001 12:00 AM
 
 
Terra_Break
Pint Pixie

*dies laughing* XDD This is too much! Deranged lunatic?! LOL! XD

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Marle dashed around the room waving flowers around in a druken frenzy. "I'm going to marry Cronooooo!" She cried happily. "Hoowaah! OOF!" Marle tripped over a short fellow. "Huh? Hey... I know you..." She stuck her face in Vivi's, "You're cute..." She winked. "Just like the stuffed animals at the fair!!!"

Vivi blinked, "I-I uh..."

"Come with me!" Marle grabbed Vivi and carried him around the room. "You're all mine!!!" She squealed, hugging him tight.


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"I knew you'd come for me..."

-=innocent + until + proven + guilty=-

08-08-2001 12:04 AM
 
 
Crystal Sword
FFO Survivor: Ghaleon

Fists of Fury

Boxin' Ghaleon continued to dance among the carnage, when two large, unsightly demons lurched into view.

He took them on! BANG! POW! HYAAAH! One punch after another!

They both fell down!

Ghaleon danced on to the cheering in his own head.

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OOC: In case you were wondering, Working Designs gave out Boxing Ghaleon dolls as a promo for preordering Lunar 2. Imagine a Boxing Nun doll and you have the idea.

08-08-2001 12:05 AM
 
 
Magus
Professional Goober

Gah, the curse of having no votes is you suddenly start getting them ;P
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The madness continues below, but Magus and Alfador sat pondering the big picture.

"Alright, so, you don't like people, you don't like happyness, you're not even very fond of yourself. Am I right in thinking that you're pretty much just a lonely, hateful little man?"

"Your words, not mine."

"So it is true! You are lonely!"

"What? When did I say that?"

"Well, you didn't so much say it as you did not deny it...but...that's all the proof I really need."

"You're insane."

"Maybe I'm the only sane one here."

"Eh?"

"You really are dense, aren't you? All you have to do is embrace humanity, get a little insight into people and you'll be free from all this. Isn't that what you want?"

"I think that's what I'm afraid of."

"Okay, what? Explain this theory to me, O Great Magus."

"Alright, but only if you stop mocking me."

"Meh."

"You say that all I have to do in order to be complete is embrace the differences in people. What some have that I don't, right? Well, in being complete, I'll be ready to undertake whatever the task is I was meant for. Perhaps when it's all over, I won't have a purpose anymore. Maybe that'll be the end of my Existence..."

"But, just what is Existence?"

"In the immortal words of The Creator, that's something you'll have to figure out on your own."

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So we'll go no more aroving, so late into the night,
Although the heart be still as loving, and the moon be still as bright.

08-08-2001 12:05 AM
 
 
Efli
FFO Survivor-Tseng-Rogue

Tseng leapt up. "Are there any more demonsh?"

He heard a roar from outside. "Ahahaha! Great funnesh!"

Tseng ran out the temple to see a swarm of demons headed for them. He grabbed a handy black mage who appeared to be casting confuse on everyone, pointed him towards the demons, and ducked.

Has anyone actually got any idea what is going on here?

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Team Justifiable Sins - Representing Final Fantasy : Apocalypse, home to the infamous Maybe I'm A Loin, and purveyor of quality spam since 2000.

Here,«¤»I'm«¤»allowed«¤»everything«¤»all«¤»of«¤»the«¤»time...

I might be wrong...

Last edited by Efli on 08-08-2001 at 12:08 AM

08-08-2001 12:05 AM
 
 
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