Daigohji Ronfar
- FFO Survivor
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Ronfar and Izlude sped naked through the
jungle like mad animals shouting incoherently at anyone
unfortunate enough to cross their paths.
“Can you feel
it, Izlude?” the drunken cleric shrilled, “This is The
Quickening.”
All too quickly though the adrenaline
began to overtake the alcohol and they came to a halt.
“I didn’t bring enough booze for this kind of thing”,
Ronfar moaned as he shook the empty flask.
Suddenly
Izlude stood bolt upright and began sniffing over by some
nearby foliage. “Could it be..?” he murmured at he picked some
berries and ate them, “It is! The holy grail of lushes the
worlds over. Ready-fermented fruit.”
Nothing Zynk had
ever experienced could have prepared him for the sight that
met him as he strided through the forest. Two men, completely
naked, stomping violently on a pile of berries and singing
bizarre songs. It took him only a moment to realise that even
if he considered the conundrum for the rest of time it would
still not make any sense. So he went about his business and
left them to it.
The juice of the berries quickly
refilled their flagging booze supply. The two drunken warriors
now had a fresh dose of alcohol coursing through their veins
and decided it was only sensible to act as such.
“I
feel completely ridiculous” Ronfar yelled.
“Yes,
something does seem amiss” Izlude pondered.
Ronfar
plucked a long, leafy twig and tied it around his forehead
like a bandana, “There, perfect.” Izlude did likewise and they
began striding confidently further into the jungle.
“I
am Lord of all I survey.” the cleric declared, “not Ronfar.
Magic Emperor Ronfar!”
(Some miles away Ghaleon
sneezed. “What the hell..?”)
Ryudo had heard the
strangers approaching from some distance and stood pressed
against a tree, waiting to see if they were friend or foe. As
the naked adventurers marched past he couldn’t help but gasp
in shock. Demons, monsters, knights and wizards he could have
taken in stride, but not … this. Ryudo’s jaw hung down almost
as far as Skye’s, for once the bird was speechless.
“What the hell’s the matter with you people?” Izlude
chided them, “shut those mouths, that’s bad manners.”
Ryudo watched them jog off into the moonlit forest.
“I… just couldn’t stand to see them like that." Ryudo
stammered.
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I'm a boozer with a mission
Team: Arts Of War is Ronfar -- Ghaleon
-- Izlude
Last edited by Daigohji on 08-06-2001
at 01:29 AM |