Maniac
Ranma FFO Survivor : Dias
Flac
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"Dias!" Tseng yelled.
"Dias! Where are you man? I know I saw you make it to the ice
berg!"
------------ Tseng tripped on the
rocky surface and fell on his face, cursing how un-cool and
un-turkish it was to fall like that.
"Who the hell
leaves a bannana peel on an ice-berg!?" Tseng muttered. Then
Tseng happened to notice a small ice cave and he went in
closer for inspection...maybe Rena and Dias were in there.
Following the conviently placed trail of clothes,
Tseng found the cave where Dias and Rena were...umm...keeping
each other 'warm'. Tseng smiled and pulled a polaroid out of
'hammerspace' and flashed it into the small ice cave.
Dias and Rena quickly covered themselves for you see,
in an unforseen and highly improbable turn of events, their
clothes had somehow fallen off. Rena would later explain this
to be an aftereffect of that 'random teleportation thingy'
from Fort Dragonia.
Dias yelled, "Tseng what are you
doing!"
Tseng smiled and tried not to admire the
female 'scenery' too obviously. "Taking a picture for my
scrapbook, buddy."
Tseng laughed. "As you were, guys."
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(Well if they get married in
the middle of a battle with the Time Devourer, did you expect
them to wait till they got to Expel to consumate? Sorry, but
if you know anything about Dias, you'll know that this guy
spent his entire puberty in the forest alone. I doubt
Dias is all that picky.
Don't worry, Krizak. I'm done
doing this half-assed form of hentai. Back to the battles)
--------------- "Hey, Tseng! Give that back!" Dias
yelled and chased after the laughing Turk with his pants half
down.
They ran past Ronfar who muttered "running
without your pants in the tournament? That is soooo two rounds
ago!"
Ghaleon yelled "Dias! You're nothing but a
poser!"
And of course this is when Mizuki decided to
exact her revenge on Dias and she tripped him letting Tseng
get away.
"It's time!" She declared as he got up and
zipped his pants.
"Not now, Mizuki. Why don't you run
along and play. I've gotta finish what Sephiroth began." Dias
muttered and patted the sword of light. "Sides, I doubt you
can take me."
Dias turned and walked away from a
pissed off Mizuki.
"Oh, that's it Sword boy!" She
fumed. "Forget beating you to a pulp, I'll do something
worse...."
She stood there for a minute.
"And
as soon as I think of what it is, I'll tell you!
You...You...." Marles insult from earlier today came to mind.
"You damn dirty minded meanie!" ------------ Dias got
back to Rena who was now fully clothed again. "How about we
get some sleep."
Dias looked around, half expecting to
see Tseng with another roll of film. "Let's make it the
sleeping kind of sleep. I don't trust alot of these guys."
------------- Summary: Just
cause you get away with a wedding in the middle of a battle to
the death doesn't mean you should push your luck.
1
vote on Ghaleon.
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Representing the home of the infamous Loin,
Final Fantasy Apocalypse
What I've
learned in Survivor Today:
1)The battle with
the Time Devourer from Chrono Cross is alot more
interesting when it's being fought in survivor
2)SO2's Dias Flac makes a good replacement for
The Slayers Gourry Gabriev.
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