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Meh, using Bowser in the MGS world is
harder than I thought...
------------------------------------- Walking through hallway after hallway, Bowser saw
many odd occurences.
"These guards are worse than my
troopas!" Bowser muttered. "One is sitting on the can, others
are walking around doing nothing, and one guy was
investigating a cardboard box. A CARDBOARD BOX!"
"Quiet Bowser, they may not be able to see you, but
they can definitely hear you."
Bowser spun around to
see the lady Yume standing behind him.
"Yume, you can
see me?"
"Of course I can. I'm the Daughter of the
Creator remember. Plus I can hear you, and I'm pretty sure
anyone else in earshot can too, so tone it down."
"I....I....sorry."
"Its ok Bowser, just don't
disturb the others. The fate of this world lies in the
balance."
"Oh yeah, that reminds me, what exactly is a
nuclear weapon?"
"It is the most powerful weapon to be
found in this world, although it is merely a fraction of my
power."
"I see...and these...people have one?"
"Yes, and Solid Snake is trying to stop them. Billions
of innocent lives hang in the balance."
"Like I
care...I'll be out of this world by tomorrow anyway."
"You are cold Bowser. How do you expect to get a
girlfriend from this world with an attitude like that?"
"G-g-g-girlfriend? There are females in this world?"
"Yes, millions of them. But there are only two women
on this base besides me and the other contestants, Meryl
Silverbaugh and Sniper Wolf."
"A wolf?"
"SNIPER WOLF, she's the most deadly sharpshooter in
this world. She's quite attractive too...if you are
interested. I mean, I know you and the Kislev guard had quite
the thing going on." Yume said giggling.
"Hey, that
wasn't my fault! It was the 'Love
Materia'. You know I'm not into
guys!"
"Really? Prove it. If you manage to win Sniper
Wolf's affection before this round ends, WITHOUT THE LOVE
MATERIA, you will win my little contest."
"Your
contest? You mean the tournament?"
"No, I mean my
personal contest. Win Sniper Wolf's affection, once again
without the aid of the Love Materia, and you will win....one
date with me, in the next round."
Bowser was
awestruck.
"A date?", Bowser thought. "This is my
dream! I must accomplish this now or I may face eternity all
alone! I can't allow that to happen!"
"Good luck
Bowser. I'll see you soon...if you're lucky..." And with that,
Yume vanished.
Suddenly the immensity of the task at
hand hit Bowser in the head. "I've been trying to win the
affection of Peach for years! How am I supposed to win the
affection of Sniper Wolf in just a few hours? I NEED HELP! I
NEEEEED HELP!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!"
Bowser balled his eyes
out once again, waiting for assistance.
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WHO WILL HELP BOWSER?? Bowser has until the end
of the round to win the affection of Sniper Wolf, or he could
lose his chance with Yume forever! But now I place his fate in
YOUR hands, the hands of the fellow Sponsors, Sidekicks, and
Fallens. I won't contribute to this round further, so what
happens with Bowser is up to you! Use him in your stories and
guide him to success or failure! The fate of the Koopa King's
love life is in YOUR hands!
....and Bowser is still
in possession of a stealth suit. Help him out, and maybe he'll
let you have it...
--- Proud holder of 1,000+ posts
before the forum revamp.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If at
first you don't succeed, try again. Then, if you still don't
succeed, give up. No point in making yourself look like a damn
fool." -- ???? (I forgot)
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Anoat on 02-03-2002 at 09:57 PM |