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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 328 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:29 am Post subject: RTSG Omake Round: Rock the House! |
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Omake Round
Rock the House
The contestants found themselves standing on a neatly manicured lawn. Behind them was a typical asphalt roadway, bordered by a sidewalk. Ahead of them a short slate walkway led past a slightly incongruous wooden lawn gnome to the front door of a house. The door was crafted of dark wood, with a very stylish glass insert in the top half. The house it was set in was large and spacious, with decorative columns at the corners and a simple yet elegant granite ashlar exterior. Off to one side a wrought-iron fence enclosed a lovely decorative garden, with gravel pathways, comfortable park benches, flowerbeds and topiary. The door of the house opened, and Ralph walked out, poking at his handheld.
"Ah, good, you're all here. Took longer than I expected, but that's okay. My employer has told me you deserve a break. He says that the stresses of these tournaments can get to anyone, and suggests I relax here too. So. Welcome to 2 Sim Lane." He stepped to one side and gestured to the door, from which tantalizing scents of food and strains of music wafted out to the contestants.
Location: 2 Sim Lane, The Sims
For those unaware, The Sims is a simulation game where you create a family, build and furnish them a house, and control their lives. The entire game takes place in a single house (Per family, there's a whole neighbourhood to choose from), and the one you are in now is the poshest of the posh.
This house is quite big. The outside, as mentioned above, is covered in a classy granite ashlar pierced by windows of varying shapes and sizes. The garden is well-kept and peaceful, and behind the house is a patio and swimming pool. A balcony or two extends from the upper floor, bound in by the same wrought-iron fence/railings that the garden features.
Upon entering the house, you are greeted by an expansive entry room. Along the sides of the room are stairways leading to the upper floor and doors to the other rooms. The middle of this atrium is occupied by a fully-stocked buffet table and a decorative fountain flowing with tasty punch. The dining room, off to one side of the atrium, is wood-panelled with parquet floors, and possessed of elegant furniture reminiscent of the Victorian era.
Other rooms are built around themes, decorated and furnished accordingly. One room, in a Western motif, has rich, wine-red wallpaper bringing to mind a sawdust-on-the-floor bordello and dark, burnished wooden plank floors. The furnishings of this room include a long, well-stocked bar, mechanical bull, jukebox, and pool table. Another room is dressed up as a dance club, complete with DJ turntables and electric floor tiles that flash and groove to the music.
Other room themes include, but are not limited to:
- Hawaiian/luau theme, with bamboo and wicker furniture, palm tree-inspired decorations, moai (Those giant stone heads from Easter Island), and obligatory pink flamingos.
- Retro 50s, with animal-print fixtures, "futuristic" furniture, and hardly a sharp corner in sight.
- Gothic Castle, with stone floors, aged wood furnishings, bearskin rugs, and real suits of armor.
- Futuristic, featuring steel and glass furnishings, plastic wall and floor covering, and being impressive but slightly uncomfortable.
Bathrooms are well-furnished and high-capacity, so you don't need to worry about leaving any suspicious puddles on the floor. Beds are also available, and the walls are well-soundproofed so noise from adjacent partying will not disturb your slumber.
For your information and edification, you may find almost any furnishing or decor that is available in The Sims, The Sims Livin' Large, and The Sims House Party. I kinda stopped following the series after that, but if there's something good from Hot Date, Vacation, Unleashed, or Online you want to put in, go right ahead.
Relax and enjoy yourselves. If you don't feel like posting, go get some sleep, do what schoolwork you might still need to do, go to work, whatever. Next round will be up in 24 hours. Maybe 24 and a half. No minigames, special rules, awards for good posts, or anything like that. There will be an award for Best Omake at the end, but this is just a round to let us all unwind a bit before plunging into the hurdy-gurdy whirlwind of competition again.
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Bud Pumpkin King

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 1464 Location: luz
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:36 am Post subject: |
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Coin Huh?

Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 482 Location: Gotham City
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Batman changed into Bruce Wayne
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Well... can't imagine Batman having fun, so Batman has taken on his alter-ego, Bruce Wayne! Playboy Extrodinaire! Expect him to pick up girls, get drunk and thrash the place. _________________
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Baka ~chu~bap~!

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1431 Location: Here Be Dragons
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Does this mean I get to PK Sims? _________________
Baka // Black Angel // Salva Nos |
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:02 am Post subject: |
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Thank god. I think I would've died if I had to go searching for my textbook with a round on the loose ^_^;; _________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . Credo quia absurdum non credere. . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Onyx Dark Lord of the Sith

Joined: 01 Oct 2002 Posts: 1197 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:50 am Post subject: |
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(recommended music: Taku Iwasaki - One More Red Nightmare)
It is AD 2313.
The DETH have been defeated by a Legendary Warrior from the past and Earth is now finally safe from this threat... or is it?
Random Insanity Presents
An evil being known only as DETH PRIME sits in his commanding chair aboard his massive spaceship.
DETH PRIME: You cannot escape... WRONG DETH!
A Studio DeeColon Production
Cut to an outpost on Earth. Klaxons begin blaring.
Translation by ZOMG Limit
Earth Scientist: General! The Deth! They're back!
General Hirotoshi: WHAT?!
Earth Scientist: Deth Mothership is in Earth orbit!
He's back and this time, with higher production values and a decent dubbing.
A tall man with short black hair and in a police uniform stands tall with a smirk on his face. Part of it is purposely hidden.
Tall Man: We meet again... Battousai.
But he isn't the only Neo X model this time.
Another man, a bit shorter, with flowing red hair and cybernetic parts looks towards him with a look of shock on his face.
Battousai: S...Saitoh!
Saitoh: Call me.. (face now revealed to have cybernetic implants) NEO SHINSEGUMI X!
SUPER CYBERNETIC 19TH CENTURY SAMURAI WARRIOR
NEO BATTOUSAI X: THE RETURN
An all new Original Video Animation, coming soon to a Rurouni Takai near you.
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Moogle Chased by destiny

Joined: 28 Dec 2003 Posts: 138 Location: Maryland, USA
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:50 am Post subject: |
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2 Sim Lane was certainly not a bad residence, as residences go, although it impressed Keitaro less than some, because the Hinata Apartments were larger (and in charger) than this particular place. Not surprising, as the Hinata Apartments had existed for nearly a hundred years, if not more, being slowly added to over that time, whereas this was simply another example of sickening suburban indulgence. But, at least he knew his digs were better. If nobody else did, that was their problem.
While he was there, at least, he might as well enjoy himself.
"Yo!" he exclaimed. "Check out dis dope crib! Bet there's fly-ass honeys left and right in dis piece!"
Something seemed odd about those words, but already he was losing grip of what. "What the fizzle is this shizzle?"
His clothes were suddenly different, too. Flashy pants and an equally flashy blazer, covered with sequins that seemed to shimmer. On his head, a matching top-hat, sunglasses over his eyes, a cane in one hand, and of course, bling bling out the wazoo hanging from his neck.
He was Keitaro Urashima - no, not Keitaro Urashima ... K-Dawg - he did what he did in a G like manner, and there were two things he wanted to do. One of them would help him drastically with the second.
"Yo! DJ Tama! Give me one of them funky-ass beats!"
Tama-chan, the hot springs turtle, matched K-Dawg's outfit, and had in her possession some turntables. She laid out the funkiest beat she had ever laid out and pointed to K-Dawg. "Myuh!"
The beat was tight, fast, and most importantly, ill. It was all that he needed. It was time for K-Dawg to freestyle.
"Swing from my nuts like I swing from Hinata B
Yo, I'm K-Dawg and I'm the phattest MC
Check dese rhymes I'm spinnin'
That shit ain't even right
Almost like I'm sinnin'
From day 'til night
Got my honeys on the left
My honeys on the right
Runnin' trains like a G
This is life; can't you see?
Got the place from my granny
Got some help from my Auntie
Rollin' shit, bustin' caps,
Coppin' feels, treasure maps"
The beats kept rolling while Keitaro took an interlude to size up the ladies in the house. Because that was the second thing he wanted to do. He was a G and it was time to run some trains.
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K-Dawg
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Bud Pumpkin King

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 1464 Location: luz
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:05 am Post subject: |
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The little mages were in some house today. "Aaah. Finally, a chance to..." Bud dozed briefly before Lisa poked him with her broomstick, "relax!"
"Look, Bud! Some sort of entertainment device." Lisa lifted a purple cube over her head. "It's got the word Gamecube written all over it. I wonder how it works..."
"Tch. I'm out of here," Guri said. "I'm gonna go look for alcohol or cigarrettes or something. Need to keep up my evil rep."
Lisa grabbed Guri's shirt. "Oh, no you don't. There are four inputs here. We need you to play too. We'll need one more too..."
Bud climbed on the coffee table and cleared his throat. "Would any of you mortals like to challenge Bud the malignant and his sidekicks in a game of the cube?!"
Asuka stepped forward to accept the small mage's challenge. "What kind of game is it?"
"We aren't sure yet," Lisa said, examining the cube. "We don't know how it works."
Asuka lifted the cube and checked the connections. "Hmm...Everything seems to be connected. I think you just stick in a game and press the on button. Which game did you want to play?"
Guri noticed a box with a dragon breathing fire on a plumber and some other chumps. "This one! This one! I can tell it's eeeevil."
"Okay, Super Smash Brothers Melee it is, then. Here goes nothing." Asuka inserted the disc into the Gamecube and everyone picked up their controllers.
Choose your character!
"Hey, some of these characters look familiar to you, Lisa?"
"Probably just your imagination, Bud."
Asuka chose the swordsman Marth, Lisa chose Princess Zelda, and Bud chose Fox McCloud.
"Hurry up, Guri!" Bud shouted.
"I...I...I can't choose!" Guri cried. The goblin was switching between two characters: The bishounen swordsman Link and the giant monster Bowser. Getting impatient, Bud pressed Guri's button for him, making him choose Jigglypuff. "WHAT?! This I'm a giant creampuff! Practice round! This doesn't count!"
<Three seconds later>
Guri: Don't attack me yet! I'm getting used to the controls!
<Three seconds later>
Guri: WHAT THE HELL?! I said I'm practicing! Time out!
<Five minutes later>
Asuka: Is the goblin ready to start yet?
Bud: *swats Lisa with a paper fan*
Lisa: *knocks Bud off the screen with a bomb-omb*
<Two more minutes later>
Guri: *has somehow mastered the art of the puff and is kicking ass*
Bud: ...
Lisa: ...
Asuka: ...
<After many defeats by the puff>
"This game is stupid," Bud said, throwing the controller down. "I'm hungry!"
Lisa and Asuka nodded, and the three left. Guri seemed too focused on Super Smash Brothers Melee to notice.
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Guri is now playing SSBM and is open for challenges. D: |
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Soujiro Seta Full Metal

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 485 Location: Amestris
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Captain Soujiro: Alas, my heart does pirouette, whene'er I see that flowery maiden fair. A yellowed gold her tresses are, smooth skin without blemish and a clear eye.
Chorus: Yea, she wouldst be good in bed with him. Amen.
Private Renmazuo: I have also chanced, upon erring circumstance, to pass her in the courtyard. So taken in by her beauty was I that I nearly ceased to draw breath! Her fragrant spirit; like that of the cherry tree, uplifts my soul!
Chorus: Also uplifting something else. Amen.
Captain Soujiro: Lo - she comes! S'truth! 'Tis none other would be so fair; as a dancing leaf upon the air!
Private Renmazuo - My collar - shouldst I unbutton one button, or two? It could be a sign of preparedness for later events!
Captain Soujiro: Hush, she is almost here!
Carly Cheeese: Good day to each of you, gentlemen! Come, let us cast off our useless clothing, and you may grope me to your heart's content....
Wait...why am I reading from a play script in the first place? And why are you two the authors!?
*a fight ensues*
*don't you hate reading play scripts where all the action scenes are only mentioned in one line because someone's actually supposed to choreograph them for the stage*
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"Mmm...I have finished my gesamptkunstwerk...an invincible mecha zat can pwnz all other d00dz! Not even ninjas can defeat us when I pilot this steel beast!" Kruseider wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking up at the tall mecha that sat in the great docking bay of the Whale's Whisker ship before him, newly completed.
It had taken him months of scrapping together spare parts - and saving the monies he should have spend buying school lunches in the cafeteria - but he'd gotten all the parts and funding he'd needed! Now...now it was complete! It's name....
SHIN GENITAL ROBO!
"Zoiks!" Kruseider picked up a large box, and from it extended two long antenna. Sparks jumped between the antenna as Kruseider flipped a switch on the box, and the robot's eyes started to glow. "It's aliiiiiive! It's aliiiiiive!" He pressed another button on the box - which was actually a giant remote control - and the robot began to rise to its feet.
"It's erect! It's erect!" Private Renmazuo cheered and clapped as he took a break from his floor mopping to celebrate the completion of the superb robot with genital-themed attacks.
"Now, we shall K all the Ps!" The mad 1337 engineer, wearing a shirt that bore only the cryptic word "W4nZ3r", tossed his head back in maniacal laughter. He leapt into the outstretched hands of his giant robot, and with the flip of a switch, the rocket-boost feet activated, carring them out of the large bay doors overhead and into the sky abov--
The sky above looked an awful lot like asphalt.
The next thing he knew, the head of SHIN GENITAL ROBO was bursting through a street, right beneath a manhole cover.
BIG O! BIG O BIG O BIG OOOOOOOOOO!
A quirky theme song began to play as chunks of asphalt and dust poured off of the giant mecha's skin as he rose from beneath the mean streets and into a quiet residential neighborhood.
"These people of suburbia...they're protecting their kids from the truths of life! Imagine how many of them have never seen goatse.cks or seen a volume of Girls Gone Wild! I can't let zem live in ignorance for even one more day! SHIN GENITAL ROBO....GENITAL SIGNAL!" As he loudly shouted the name for all the surrounding city to hear, he flipped a switch and a bright beam of light flashed into the air. It was part of a massive slide projector apparatus that projected, currently, the sign of a massive penis into the air, along with the message "Attention Recipient: Increase your length 4 to 6 inches!!!111"
Mothers rushed to shield their childrens' eyes as they looked to the skies, but it was too late - their minds had already been contaminated with pr0n, and they wanted more.
"And now...." he said as he snuggled the giant remote controller with flashy lightning antennas, "Commence rushing that shit down!"
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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One Z-vote to Ralph. _________________
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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 328 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Ralph got down and funky to Warren Zevon, as the Z-vote dictated. |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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Asuka looked to Lisa and Bud, who were currently tossing ingredients into yet another pot. "You're... not making *that* again, are you?"
Lisa grinned mischievously at Bud, then turned to Asuka, "There's probably food in that refrigerator. Taking a look at the number this stuff did to that Genbu guy, I figured it'd be a good idea to keep some of this stuff around!"
Bud said, off to the side, "Yeah, and we can make Guri drink it for beating us at that game!" as he poured some of the lethal mixture into a bottle and capped it.
Lisa grinned, "Yeah. It's a shame that the ninja guy didn't stick around, after all, we do have the-"
A dark figure peered into the room, groans emmiting silently from his mouth.
"-antidote."
The figure looked at the pot, then lept into the middle of the room, "Genbu has searched for MANY YEARS to find-" a large sound erupted from his stomach. Lisa and Bud giggled as he continued, "-a CURE! AND HE FINDS YOU TWERPS HAVE HAD IT ALL ALONG!"
Genbu rushed to the pot and downed the contents of it.
"Uh, I wouldn't---too late." sighed Asuka.
"GENBU KNOWS! Genbu hear twerps mention antitode!"
"You mean this?" Lisa pulled a small vial out of one of her pockets.
Genbu looked to the vial. Then to the pot. "Then...what did Genbu dri-"he was interrupted by what sounded like Mt. Helena erupting coming from his stomach.
"NO! NOT AGAIN! GENBU'S NETHER REGIONS BURN LIKE THE SUN!" he lamented rather loudly as his arse turned into a rocket once again, propelling him throughout the house.
Asuka put his hand to his head and shook his head. "Let's see what we have in the refrigerator."
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Genbu is now riding his ass like a rocket-propelled ship throughout the house. _________________
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JSG died for your sins

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 1054 Location: everywhere
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Nabeshin used his special powers to give every contestant with NO exception an afro.
YOU ALL HAVE AN AFRO NOW! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! _________________
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:21 pm Post subject: Omake!-1 |
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On the second floor, above the throbbing music, the dancing, the gaming, the inebriation; a lone thief quietly went about his business. Stealthily he crept down the carpeted hall to the master bedroom, and without making a sound opened the door and disappeared within, closing it behind him with equal caution.
Inside the room, sunlight filtering through the leaves of a nearby tree and on through the curtained windows danced across the floor of the room. A large king-size bed, sheets neatly made and tucked in, stood on one of the room; on the other rested a large antique dresser and chest-of-drawers. And atop these furnishings was a wide assortment of valuables: a box of jewelery lay there unguarded, as did a rare and valuable assortment of golden Oriental figurines and a sparkling jeweled necklace. But none of this was what he was looking for.
Again as quietly as possible, the legendary young thief slid open the top-left drawer of the dresser and peered inside. His eyes widened as he stared inside - at last, he had found it! He had uncovered...
The house's panty supply!
Breaking the silence slightly to chuckle to himself, Sly Cooper, Panty Raider Extraordinaire, began unloading the colorful lingerie into his bag. This did not take long, and afterward he methodically began going through the other drawers, seizing any stray brassieres or other women's garments and stuffing them into his bag. Sly walked back to the door and cast a backwards glance at the room before slinking into the hallway again.
Sneaking along the floor, Sly made his way directly for the open window at the end of the hallway. Yes, The Raid had gone off without a hitch! Now, to unload the precious cargo! For only seconds remained between him and -
SLAM!
All of a sudden a door opened right in his face, sending the raccoon sprawling backward - and his overstuffed bag bursting open. Undergarments flew every which way as Sly fell with a thud onto the carpeted floor.
A young woman in a biker outfit, having just emerged from the bathroom, looked down at him in confusion. "What the...!"
Sly blinked. "Heh..."
And he was off like a shot down the stairs - leaving his precious valuables behind. _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
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Lisa Pumpkin Queen

Joined: 03 Jul 2002 Posts: 1848 Location: Fa'Diel
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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After brutally pwnzing anyone willing to challenge him at Super Smash Brothers: Melee, so much so that everyone refused to play with him, Guri decided to leave the sore losers behind and wander through the rest of the house.
An odd and somehow familiar scent wafted down the hallway towards him. His nostrils flared, and he hurried over to the kitchen door to investigate. He was just about to push it open, when he heard something very disturbing and deterring.
"Yeah, and we can make Guri drink it for beating us at that game!"
"....on second thought, I'm not that hungry." Guri gulped and scurried down the hall, hoping he hadn't been heard. He'd prefer to be as far away from the twins as possible when they finished brewing that stuff up - he'd had more than enough yesterday. "Not for that, anyway."
What sounded suspiciously like an explosion reverbrated through the house from the direction of the kitchen a minute later, the walls shaking with the force of it. Guri shuddered and increased his pace, darting down another corridor and into the first doorway that presented itself.
He'd chosen the Hawaiian themed room, filled with bamboo and wicker funiture, coloful tropical-inspired decorations that included several palm trees, and many, many pink flamingo statues.
"....Weird." Guri walked over to a pink flamingo and nudged it with his axe. It fell over onto the floor, and he kicked it. It skidded across the floor, coming to a stop only when it hit a potted plant. He shrugged and turned around -
-to find himself face to face with a rather large moai. Startled, he jumped backwards, then narrowed his eyes and leaned forward.
"What are you looking at, chump?"
When it didn't answer him, Guri snorted and headed back out of the room. What a waste of time - this room was stupid and filled with bizarre things.
He eventually found his way to the Western-motif room, which had rich, wine-red wallpaper, dark, burnished wooden plank floors, and was furnished with a bar, a mechanical bull, jukebox, some odd machine with flashing lights on a screen and pounding music pouring out of the speakers, and a pool table. Guri ignored most of these, though, in favor of focusing on the apparently well-stocked bar. At last, he'd be able to guzzle booze to his evil little heart's content, far away from those annoying twins. He rushed over to the bar, and somehow managed to hoist himself onto one of the stools, an overeager expression on his face.
"What will you have, sir?" the bartender inquired as she leaned forward, which enabled Guri to gleefully look down her shirt.
"Uh, erm, erk, that is...." Guri struggled to pry his eyes away from her cleavage as she waited for his answer. "Ah....oh, of course!" Looking back at her face, he assumed what was meant to be a suave manner. "I'll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred." He winked at her, and she rolled her eyes.
"I'll need to see your ID, then."
"ID?"
"Yeah. You know....proof that you are, in fact, legally able to drink?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Guri sweated a bit.
"What, my word isn't good enough?"
"Not in the eyes of the law, hon."
"But I don't care about the law! I'm EVIL!" Guri waved his axe around above his head. "EEEEEVIL! It doesn't matter to me what the law says! So just give me my drink and wonk me already!"
"...." Her eyes narrowed. "Sir, if you don't have an ID, you cannot drink. And I wouldn't sleep with you even if you did."
"I'm a VILLAIN!" More ax-waving. "We don't need no stinking IDs! And come on, you'd really want to pass up a night of hot passion with the one and only Guri?"
"Quite sure of it. Now, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, - I'm not going to serve you liquor until you produce some proof that it's legal for me to do so. Don't make me have to get you bodily removed from the premises."
"....bah." Muttering obscenities under his breath and glaring at her, which she returned, Guri reluctantly hopped off the stool and headed into another corner of the room. This time, he noticed the machine with flashing lights and music, and paused to watch as someone did some bizarre form of dance on the metal pad in front of the machine. Despite himself, his curiousity was piqued.
"....you there." Guri poked the person who had just stepped off it with his axe. "What is this infernal contraption?"
"This is DDR." The person paused, and smirked at Guri. "Why don't you give it a try?" He obviously thought it'd be a great source of comedy to watch Guri fail miserably at this game. However, spurred on by his success at Super Smash Brothers: Melee, and still worked up over his failure at the bar, Guri was undaunted by this jerkwad's mocking manner, and decided to try to show him a thing or two. And hey, maybe this'd change that bartender's mind. You never knew.
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Bud and Lisa had just put the finishing touches on yet another batch of their explosive potion. Genbu had yet to return for the antidote, which was a good thing, as it allowed them to brew the potion uninterrupted. Asuka supervised, shaking his head from time to time and pitying whoever would be the next unlucky recipient of the smoking, sizzling mixture. Odds were it'd be their unfortunate goblin, however.
"Well, it's finally done!" Bud looked immensely pleased. "Now....let's go find the slave." He and Lisa grinned evilly at each other, and Asuka shuddered.
"Want to come and watch, Asuka?" Lisa asked as she poured the potion into a large metal thermos the two had found in the kitchen. "It'll be fun!"
"Against my better inclinations....yeah, why not?" He shrugged and sighed, though he also made sure to fill an empty water bottle with the antidote.
The potion ready for consumption, the twins and Asuka headed out of the kitchen towards the room where they'd last seen Guri playing SSBM. To their surprise, though, he wasn't there. An inquiry into the matter revealed that he'd left quite some time ago. No one knew where he was headed, but that wasn't about to stop Bud and Lisa. Not by a long shot. They marched through the rest of the house, peering into every room they saw.
After some time, they finally stumbled onto the Western-themed room, and were greeted by some incredibly strange sights and sounds.
"The hell? AA ON A TEN FOOT? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE LONG ENOUGH LEGS!"
"....What the?" Bud, Lisa and Asuka walked further into the room, perplexed by what they were hearing. They soon caught sight of the source - a group of people were crowded around the DDR machine, watching, of all things, Guri. And, even more weird, was the fact that he seemed to be good at it.
"WHAT THE HELL?! GURI JUST GOT AN AA ON MAX 300 HEAVY!!!"
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SIEG PUMPKIN
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Exeter Just say no
Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1810
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Suddenly and without warning, Exeter ran by.
He looked happy.
He also wasn't wearing any clothes.
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Lisa Pumpkin Queen

Joined: 03 Jul 2002 Posts: 1848 Location: Fa'Diel
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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A vengeful Flaming Poshul then rode by on Genbu in pursuit of Exeter, wielding Forever Sin and the Love Materia. |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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"GENBU REGRETS ALL!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hisame Shizumaru - Omake:1
Shizu kick Ex in crotch.
Elsewhere, the Watkins Family Reunion Service was commencing. _________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . Credo quia absurdum non credere. . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Kellios Wonkually-Transmitted Disease

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 919 Location: Peace at Ivalice
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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A little Kellios ran by, screaming, "YOU ALL SHALL FALL TO THE TYPO THIS ROUND!"
Catching her breath again, she ran off to where no one could catch her. |
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Helmar Brilliant Reflection

Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 57 Location: Cephiro
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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The figure looked on as Guri pwned the DDR machine. The figure grinned evilly as it thought of the perfect game to play…
Suddenly, the western-styled room was bathed in a flash of ruby light (even distracting Guri enough to miss a step). When the light faded, two more machines had appeared beside Guri’s kiosk. The figure stepped out of the shadows of the crowd’s legs…
“WHO WRECKED MY AAA?! And what’re those? What the heck is PPR?”
A light glimmered in the corner of his eye; Guri turned and stared at his challenger.
And almost immediately began laughing.
“You’ve got to be kidding! If you think you can beat the Amazing Guri, you’ve got another thing coming!”
Mokona brushed a hand (paw? Limb?) through his ‘fro with a gleam in his eye, then just gestured towards the new machines.
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Mokona w/Fro has just challenged Guri to Puu Puu Revolution.
Be afraid. _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Holla at P. Nis for more info.
- Update.
From the proud creator of Tickle-Me Elmdor, I give you the next teen sensation...
... Saturday Night Ralph.
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Lisa Pumpkin Queen

Joined: 03 Jul 2002 Posts: 1848 Location: Fa'Diel
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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Flaming Poshul decided mid-Exeterpursuit to change targets to Kellios. She wheeled Genbu around and rode off after the Typo Demon, howling a fearsome war cry into the night. |
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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 328 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Ralph paused in his assimilation of a cracker covered in cream cheese and pimento spread, his eyes moving upward to take in the huge gray afro that suddenly projected from his head, bowler hat perched precariously on top.
One eyebrow raised, and he finished off the cracker before snapping his fingers. Smoke poured out from underneath the collar of his suit, flowing slowly down his body. As it cleared, behind it the outfit changed. Wrinkles smoothed, tie disappeared, replaced by a half-open shirt that revealed a few fine wisps of chest hair, lapels widened, and the color lightened a bit. As the smoke crept down his pants, press lines appeared, cuffs flared, and the entire suit took on a mildly shiny look.
The small man posed for a moment, one finger in the air, the other hand by his hip, before heading for the dance floor, humming "Disco Inferno" under his breath and having to turn sideways to get the afro through doorways.
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Fun fact: Carly asked if I wanted a picture of Afro-Ralph while I was about halfway through this post. XD |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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*uses the powers of the 'fro to take over spot as host*
New rule - Dancin' the Night Away: Every character must participate in some form of dance during the omake.
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Asuka began to breakdance in the DDR room while eating a PB&J sandwich. "Booyaka!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Hisame Shizumaru - Omake:2
Shiz got down, got funky, but was like no monkey. _________________
. . . . . . . . . . . . Credo quia absurdum non credere. . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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New and final rule from my benevolent reign as Host-
WTF 'yo!?: Every sponsor may make one additional rule for the omake. Penalty for not following the rule is being put in a jail cell with ten kender and no light for two days. _________________

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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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New Rule: No more rules shall be made. |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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Asuka walked up to Shizumaru, "You served me. Now I gotta serve you back!" Asuka followed through with death-defying breakdance moves never seen before, WHILE playing DDR and getting a AA on heavy Paranoia Survivor 290. "What now?"
Shizumaru glared at Asuka, "It's ON!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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Hisame Shizumaru - Omake:3
Shizumaru was suddenly joined by Kisaragi Yuffie, Alma Beoulve, Princess Mint, and Rimururu.
"My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard." _________________
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Asuka was surrounded by Mokona, Guri, Kuronekosama, and Tama-chan, "Bring it!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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- as well as Earthquake and Gaira.
"... and sometimes the boys, too..." |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Asuka backed away, "Watch it man, I don't swing that way. Break it Guri!" Guri played DDR on some odd insane song, backwards and on his hands, getting an AA on it.
"Top that." _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately for Asuka, he had forgotten that Shizumaru was blessed with the -Asian Mack Fury Genes-.
AAA. _________________
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunatley for Shizumaru, Kuronekosama has plot immunity.
AAAA. "110% baby!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Unfortunately for Kuronekosama, he's still a pussy. |
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Magus Mr. Thou

Joined: 28 Nov 2002 Posts: 445 Location: Mount Zozo
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Cyan stared at the mirror and lit a cigarette.
"Fuck. I hate the 70's." _________________
"I am Cyan, retainer to the King of Doma.
I am your worst nightmare..." |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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"Listen, this is getting us nowhere. Let's have a one on one to finish it all!" Asuka proclaimed.
Shizumaru simply nodded. "What shall be the game?"
A table appeared in front of two. On the table was two decks of cards. On the label, read...
YUGIMON THE GATHERING
"Let's c-c-c-c-c-c-atch the mana!" _________________
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CarlyCheeese Scarlet Rain Silence

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 1192 Location: Koka-In Temple
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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Sadly, the would-be tournament was interrupted by two of the resident lesbian Sims deciding to 'get busy'. |
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Seril Eternity Eight

Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 171 Location: Lost Ground
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Asuka stared.
"Wait... Is that PAINE!?" _________________
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