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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 307 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:02 am Post subject: |
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Voting is closed.
Continue to more exciting episode of venture of the ham and the waffle and observe!
Here are the minigame results. They are being processed into the regular results as you read this.
A2, B2, A3, B3: You leave the monastery and encounter a Yoyo. The cheeky monkey steals your weapon. Your final two A-votes this round did no damage, but you still gain WP and JP for using them and activate effects hinging on those votes.
C3, D3, E3, F3, G3: Several Thieves lie in ambush along this colonnade. They try and ambush you, with predictable results. You take 1 damage, gain 1 WP and 1 JP, and the last A-vote you cast this round does no damage, although you still gain WP and JP for using it and activate effects hinging on the vote.
E5, F5, E6, F6: You encounter a group of Prontera Parish roleplayers staging a play. After watching for a while, you beg them for a heal and a Magician in the audience sets you on fire. You gain 2 WP and 2 JP for improving your thespian skills, but take 2 damage.
H2, H3, H4, H5: You sunk my battleship! Just kidding. You encounter a gang of feral Novices who pester you for healing and pelt you with Jellopy until you heal them. Your last two R-votes this round have no effect, but you still gain WP and JP from using them and activate effects hinging on those votes.
J3, K3, J4, K4: You encounter Baphomet and engage him in a freestyle rap contest. After much strenuous to-the-window-to-the-walling, you emerge victorious. Your stocks of WP and JP are depleted by 5 next round, but you gain one Soul Crystal, one Life Tap, one Snake Oil, and one Purple Eye.
C6, D6, C7, D7: You encounter a warp Acolyte sitting calmly on a bench. The two of you discuss space-time theory for a while. You gain 1 WP and 1 JP.
H6, I6, J6, K6, L6, M6, N6: You stumble upon a wedding procession. You loot the bouquet. You gain 1 Power Cure.
K7, L7, K8, L8: You come upon a Merchant selling cheap Red Potions. You gain 1 Cure.
N7, N8: A rogue Poring tries to eat your foot. You pop it and keep the Jellopy it drops. You gain 1 Rock.
N9, M10, O10, N11: Your noisy exploration of the mausoleum awakens the spirits of a group of angry Novices. They pelt you with spectral Jellopy. You take 2 damage.
N10: Exploring the mausoleum, you encounter the spirit of a fallen Swordsman. He grants you the legendary sword he used, a +5 Triple Vital Lucky Blade. You receive Twin Sword.
M3, N3, O3, M4, N4, O4: You lay back against a headstone and relax, catching a short nap. You gain 1 healing.
C9, D9, E9, F9, G9, H9, I9, C10, D10, H10, I10: You go for a little swim. The water's a bit cold, but you pick up a pretty shell. You gain 1 WP and 1 JP.
E10, F10, G10, C11, D11, E11, G11, H11, I11, C12, D12, E12, F12, G12, H12, I12: Why did you swim out this far? All you've managed to do is catch hypothermia, and a fish bit you on the foot in the bargain. You take 3 damage.
F11: Jackpot! As you swim in the cold, cold water, you see a treasure chest below you. Diving down, you open it to find riches beyond a Novice's wildest dreams. You take 1 damage, gain 1 WP and 1 JP, and receive a Hyperion Bazooka.
O12, P12, O13, P13: You accidentally get in the way of an Archer conducting target practice. You take 1 damage.
Any other location: You find nothing remarkable.
Nova: 2 healing, Twin Sword, 2 WP/JP, 2 damage, 1 Cure
Drizzt: -2 A-votes, 1 Power Cure, -2 R-votes
Lisa: 1 damage, 2 WP/JP, -1 A-vote
Asuka: 2 damage, 1 healing, -5 WP/JP, 1 Soul Crystal, 1 Life Tap, 1 Snake Oil, 1 Purple Eye
Toadette: 2 WP/JP, 2 damage
Red: -2 A-votes, 2 WP/JP, 4 damage, -5 WP/JP, 1 Soul Crystal, 1 Life Tap, 1 Snake Oil, 1 Purple Eye, 1 healing
Yoshi: -2 A-votes, -2 R-votes, 2 Power Cure, 2 damage
Malak: 3 damage, -5 WP/JP, 1 Soul Crystal, 1 Life Tap, 1 Snake Oil, 1 Purple Eye, 1 Cure, -2 A-votes
Jedah: 1 healing, 2 WP/JP, 2 damage
Keitaro: -2 A-votes, 2 WP/JP, 4 damage, 1 Cure
Radical Edward: -5 WP/JP, 1 Soul Crystal, 1 Life Tap, 1 Snake Oil, 1 Purple Eye, 1 Cure, 3 damage, -2 A-votes
Terry: 1 Power Cure, 1 Rock
Bud: 1 Cure
Cyan: 1 WP/JP, Twin Sword, 1 Cure
Culex: Twin Sword, 4 damage
Sora: -3 A-votes, 1 damage, 1 WP/JP
Jason: 1 Power Cure, 1 Cure, -2 A-votes, 1 healing
Sly: 1 Cure, 1 healing, -2 R-votes, -2 A-votes
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AsylumXKP ...Back again

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 631 Location: Still Drunk!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:39 am Post subject: |
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And now, my last story post in translated in German, then back to English.
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Conker sprinting as the army of porings removes the road after it down. It circled the abbey several times, then jumped over a wall around a corner.
"Phew, lost them." Suddenly a piano struck Conker into the abbey's wall too
"Ow." absorbed Conker from the piano. It opened to the door at the piano's top side, which was set on it's side. Conker took the two keys off in its opening, which resembled teeth. Shaking its head, a Eistueck fell on the soil.
"What's of this? Little egg shell? There's only ONE person capable of pulling this braking away... of "
* Drastic break *
"DRUMSTICK!" Conker prass its fist together. Thunder collided somewhere.
"That cock is at the work again... I knew to receive that he out was, me, since then I him in this running... "
"Oh Conker, struck you me in this running! Good job!" said the cock and sat in his parked Buggy.
"Oh go f@$ yourself." mentioned Conker.
"The Plot thickened... " Conker went around to the front side of the abbey and stepped on it's of steps. It exceeded by the Daemonduell and gave to Baphomet a head nodding. He then saw the confession conditions and stepped inward.
"I kept leak." mentioned Conker, which confounds it for a gate. It unzipped its fly and set a hand on the wall.
"Ahhh... " *Noises that pee*
"What endeavors you mine son?" an old voice on the other side of the window said.
"Oh! Sadly, didn't knows that this occupied." Conker rezipped its fly.
"Of course. I am always here for your confessions... And what's smell?"
"Nothing. Like that this is confession conditions. I've heard of these things. Assumption I have bitten from a reserve then... Well, which it completely on my 16. Birthday... "
began; 2 hours later...
"... And to be honest, I that she enjoyed it as much as, think I. I mean, if you're, which goes, exceeding out guarantees its legs aren't FAR OPENED. Thus that's my history, what's yours?" Conker stood still there.
"You still there?" Conker looked by the window and saw any old man in a robe in a foetalen position.
"Don't load too much, it's not well for bowels." itself Conker went evading and examined a large church organ.
"This idea gives me... " Conker sat at the organ, expanded from its hands and played.
"IN a GADDA THERE VIDA BABY! DON'T KNOWLEDGE IT THAT I love you! IN a GADDA THERE VIDA BABY! DON'T KNOWLEDGE IT THAT I'LL ALWAYS TRUE!" Conker sang, somewhat away from the key. It affected its mainon the left of and quite to the music and fortunately avoided a thrown axe, an arrow, a feuerkugel and a bar.
After it remembered for three minutes (and into the organ solo) it had played piano had received, which struck it early. A lamp appeared over its head and rang. Conker stepped back into the church banks and pulled a TNT spulenkern out.
"Fight fires with fire!" cried Conker, as it down-pressed. A substantial explosion of underneath the organ would send it by the roof and from there...
Shizumaru pausierte during one moment. "I already - and my heart never will." It pulled it near and inside leaned for another kiss and kept it safe against the river and which would fasten otherwise at it. It adhered to it hopelessly and wished against everything that it would remain its sensei to betray and by their side - however, it is for woudn't so, it knew. Shizumaru's fingers carried out easily a line back and forth on their thorn after, easing enough it too, where them could not be, therefore worried themselves. The thought remained on him, while it held the girl there to its body in the river - - if it by act of violence again to be never affected had, he its life would give, in order to protect her. A life, which became --
"What hell?" Shizumaru's flash back came to a stop, while he sees to an organ down, from the sky to to fall looked.
*SMASH IN D-MINOR*
The Samurais fought an arm out, while the organ played the Phatom opera of the topic. Yoshi passed and shook its head.
"That's arrived on hurt." mentioned Yoshi. Ironically the confession conditions fell on its head first.
"What mine endeavors you son?" an old voice said of the confession conditions.
"Ouch." Yoshi then geschnueffelt. "What's smell?"
Back at the abbey...
Conker set away the spulenkern, after he had discharged the conditions in course.
"Well, that was fun. Possibly I'll sends nex -- the WHOA!"
Conker was seized by two strong arms. It was thrown then strongly from the abbey and slipped on its back part several times.
"Heh, that was cool." mentioned still sitting Conker. Lightning, most probably of -God -fastened Conker.
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Having this been Conker translation of German and backing of to English, thanks to you. _________________
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Wayne Dark Knight of Vanda

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 421
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:31 am Post subject: |
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That was just fine, Magus, thanks. I especially appreciate your negating my A-vote so I didn't trip that Barrier. *laughs* I'll have to pay more attention to things like that....
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As the blinding light from Cyan's final attack summon faded, Culex sat up from the ground, faceted "skin" left stinging from magical heat. He was down three crystals, with only the durable, magic-resistant Earth Crystal still wobbling unsteadily through the air. The Vandan shook his head... Cyan's Esper was powerful, and well-timed, yet something seemed odd about it and its summoner.
No matter, the Dark Knight decided. The mortal was gone, at least for the moment; and he still had some time left at that spiritual site. Culex opened a Dimension Door and stepped through it to the top of the abbey once more, and sat down, and began to meditate and reform his elemental crystals. Shortly after he began, he paused, as he sensed the spirit of another creature calling out to him from the mausoleum.
Culex stood, crossing his arms, as the apparition rose up into the waning light. "I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda. What do you wish of me?"
The shimmering blue spectre raised his hand, and crackling Force Lightning poured from it. Culex flinched, but endured it; and strode through the energy field toward the spirit. He drew back his hand, preparing a magical attack of his own....
"Sorry about that. That was for violating sacred ground."
Culex glared at the 4 damage he took. "I am not amused."
"But you should be!" grinned the spirit. "I have found you and your previous opponent worthy, and I will bestow you with my Twin Swords."
"Twin sword?" repeated Culex.
"Yes, indeed! ...now, as a dimension traveller, I'm sure you can arrange something with my native universe. So you can have the sword... but if you don't get me to a Jedi so I can become 'One with the Force,' I'm gonna haunt your crystal behind until you do!"
The violet-skinned Vandan thought that over... then remembered two things. Firstly, the unprovoked-- and somewhat arbitrary-- attack on him from the spirit. And secondly, he did know an evil Jedi, that of Revan's rival....
"Yes, spirit. I believe we have a deal."
"Sweet! ...oh, and why are you suddenly grinning like that?"
Culex said nothing as he tried out the balance on the double sword he'd been handed. It wasn't in a Knight's nature to betray... but then, he had simply been asking to find 'a Jedi.' Heh heh. |
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Thirdtwin the original -SHINING JUSTICE-

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 778 Location: in a box of mistery
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:50 am Post subject: |
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Well, I guess "nothing wins the justice." _________________ TT
Thanks to JSG for the r4wking banner |
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 203 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Actually, TT, I have some good news for you.
First of all, though for some reason I'm not in the results up there, I did do the minigame (2-9). Effects are:
L7 - Cure
M4 - 1 Healing
H2 - Null last two R-votes (No damage from soul-tapped R-vote)
F4 - No effect
B2 - Null last two A-votes
And, not to mention... Still Stream failed because of insufficient WP (No damage from Still Stream or first step in chain.)
Good luck in the next round!
P.S. I still won't be attacking you unless provoked. You deserve another shot at the finals!
Edit: Actually, I guess that was my third A-vote, not my fourth, so that one still stands, but you're probably still safe. _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 1: Seas of Peril 1-1 1-2 1-3 1-4 1-5 1-6 1-7
Chapter 2: A Grim Gothic Game 2-1 2-2 2-3 2-4 2-5 2-7 2-8 2-9
Current Location: Just outside the monastery. (Available for interaction)
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Curley W Alchemic Fanboy
Joined: 03 Jul 2002 Posts: 171
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:12 am Post subject: Writer's Block... aw heck with it. ou've heard me bitch befo |
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Monster remains of all kinds littered the ground. From dismembered demons, to poring puddles. And Jason was wandering from body to body, taking whatever items he could find. "Loot, loot, loot~!" He sung cheerily. "If only it were this easy to find stuff all the time!"
"Isn't this a little shameful?" Vader asked.
"Why not? The other contestants are just leaving the bodies behind." The young man replied. "Besides, we've already found a lot of stuff, so we'll have a little free time tomorrow to do what we want." Running up to a small circle of corpses, Jason's newest looting.
"|-|3`/!" A high pitched voice shouted. "\/\/|-|u+ R j00 |)0i|\|9? +|-|0$3 R |\/|1|\|3!!!!!!!1!!11!!ONE" (What are you doing? Those are mine!)Jason turned to see a young woman in a white shirt. From what he knew of Ragnarok Online, he could tell she was a novice. Letters above her head revealed her name to be ^o^, while a bubble displaying what appeared to be
"Huh? Did you kill them?" Jason asked. ^o^ just stared blankly at him. Realizing he wasn't speaking her "Language", Jason cleared his throat, and tried to remember his teenage days of searching Chatrooms."|)1|) j00 |{1|| +|-|3|\/|?"
"|_||\/|, `/#@|-|! $1|\|9|3 |-|@|\||)E|)|`/!"(Um, yeah! Single handedly!)
"`/3@|-| R16|-|+! j00r $+1\\ @ |\|0\/1(3. j00 (@|\|+ |{1|| |8@|o|-|0 u|R$!" (Yeah right! You're still a novice. you can't kill Bapho Jrs!)
"|3|_|+ 1 $@\/\/ +|-|3|\/| |=1Rst!" (But I saw them first!)
"J00 \/\/3R3 |83|-|1|\||) |\/|3 \/\/|-|3|\| 1 S@\/\/ +|-|3|\/|! $+0P |_`/1|\|6!" (You were behind me when I saw them! Stop lying!)
"P|Z! 1'|\/| u|U$+ $+/\R+1|\|6 0U+ /\|\||) 1 |\|33|) 600|) 63/\R!" (Please! I'm just starting out and I need good gear!)
Jason groaned. While the Girl's face remained blank, a T_T emote hovered to the left of her head. "! |)0|\|'+ 0\/\/|\| +|-|3|\/|. 1+'$ 0P3|\| $3@$0|\| 0|\| @|| (0RP$3$ |-|3R3. |-|3|P j00r$3||=!" (I don't own them. It's open season on all corpses here. Help yourself!)
"\/\/00+! 1'|| 60 |)0 +|-|@+, plzkthnxbi! " (Woot! I'll go do that, Please 'kay thanks bye!)
^o^ ran around Jason and headed for the Corpses. "I guess that settles that. Now I gotta hur-" A sudden scream caught his attention. As Jason turned around, he saw the novice less then two feet away, pointing and stammering at a herd of Porings who had all but absorbed the corpes ahead.
"\/3R`/ |\|000000000000000000000000000000~~~!" (Very noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~!) |
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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 307 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:57 am Post subject: |
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Minor delay. Tallying took longer than expected, and I still need to get the story post done, calculate WP/JP, and hand out items. Gravity Corporation thanks you for your patience. |
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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 307 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:23 am Post subject: |
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"heal plz" "giv zeny plz" "u thai" "bless plz" "oc 4 me plz" "sight plz it looks kewl" "do that bell thing plz" "u giv itam" "tank plz" "5555555" "can i hav ur wepun"
"Argh, no, I don't... please... what... just... leave me alone!"
A small contingent of Novices had cornered Ralph near the amphitheater and were doing what Novices do best. Annoying. Acting quite quickly, Ralph dashed away, only to be forced ot leap aside as a small scythe swung at his ankles. As he landed, his handheld left his grip, and the small man had to scramble to recover it from a Poring that was eyeing it hungrily. Grimacing as the BApho Jr came towards him again, he had an idea.
Ralph tapped in a few commands as he dodged around a pillar. "Relocate all... indigenous animalia... 5 minutes into... this iteration's future."
With a slight smile, he pressed one final button and all the n00bs, Bapho Jrs, Porings, and other creatures disappeared, leaving some contestants overbalanced from swinging weapons through suddenly empty air.
"There," said Ralph, "Now without further ado..."
Processing...
Musculotonics
Drizzt Do'Urden - FRN 40231 - Rain - Guenwhyvar - 4 healing: -4
Conker - CNK 00003 - AsylumXKP - 6 damage: 6
Keitaro Urashima - LVH 00984 - Moogle - Tama-chan - 5 damage, 4 healing: 1
Master Chief - HLO 07074 - Peptuck - Cortana - 3 damage, 4 healing: -1
Queen Brahne - ZDN 30201 - Simplistic Hero - 5 damage, 3 healing: 2
Red Okonogi (Alkaiser) - SGF 69580 - Thirdtwin - 13 damage, 8 healing: 5
Cerebrotonics
Edward Wong Hau Pipelu Tivrusky IV - BBP 02438 - BlackMage - 6 damage, 1 healing: 5
Culex - SMR 42860 - Wayne - 10 damage, 3 healing: 7
Lisa - SKN 29875 - Luna - Guri the Goblin - 8 damage, 5 healing: 3
Bud - SKN 29875 - Nif - 3 damage, 5 healing: -2
Yoshi - MAR 69875 - net-cat - 12 damage, 3 healing: 9
Darth Malak - STW 65208 - San Draco - 7 damage, 5 healing: 2
Viscerotonics
Sora - HCK 25006 - Baka - 3 damage, 5 healing: -2
Jedah Dohma - VSV 79523 - LordLocke - 2 damage, 3 healing: -1
Hisame Shizumaru - SAM 29823 - CarlyCheeese - 1 damage, 10 healing: -9
Darth Revan - STW 10094 - Onyx - HK-47 - 22 damage: 22
Cyan Garamonde - WOR 87349 - Magus - 0 damage, 7 healing: -7
Sly Cooper - SLY 28930 - Procyon - 10 damage, 13 healing: -3
Tachibana Asuka - SYD 32684 - Seril - 3 damage, 8 healing: -5
Nova Shido - RYE 57230 - Helmar - Mokona - 8 damage, 12 healing: -4
Jason Soe - EVM 00002 - Curley W - 5 damage, 2 healing: 3
Akira Kazama - RVS 37305 - Kyo - 2 damage, 1 healing: 1
The following contestants have not won a lovely toaster:
Darth Revan
Yoshi
As a consolation prize, they receive a lovely hand-crafted cardboard replica of the box our home game comes in.
"There." Ralph sighed, and wiped Jellopy off his shoes. "Now then... On to the next..." pres butan smok swirl poof gone
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And we have our first non-no-show elimination. Also, unfortunately, our only one until Round Six. Stay tuned to find out what I mean by that. There will still eb a bit of delay while I calculate WP/JP and items. |
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net-cat &non-breaking space;

Joined: 04 Jul 2002 Posts: 496 Location: Under a mountain of PHP. HELP!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:48 am Post subject: |
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I got died.
No big surprise there, really... _________________
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