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Helmar
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Continuing the chain, A-Vote to Revan.
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Lisa
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

"Pumpkins~" Lisa sang, picking up the jack-o-lantern. "Whee, let's use another!" Lisa held up another dead branch and snapped it in two.

This time, though, something appeared that no children should ever, ever have to see.

A hode.

"....Ew." Lisa wrinkled her nose. "What IS that thing?"

"Looks like a big pink finger or something." Bud shrugged. "Oh well, let's just kill it."

"Yeah, maybe it'll drop some more pumpkins." Lisa pulled out her Salamando flute and played a tune on it. Several fireballs materialized in front of her and shot into the hode. It wiggled a few times, then flopped over on the ground, smoke rising from it.

"Awww, no pumpkins!" Bud snapped his fingers, disappointed. "It didn't even drop anything."

You would actually WANT something that came out of THAT? Guri blinked, an incredulous expression on his face, but he didn't say anything.

"Well, try another, then!" Lisa stowed the jack-o-lantern safely away.

"Here's hoping we get a good one...." Closing his eyes, Bud broke another branch in half.

"I WANT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME!"

"....what the heck?" Bud opened his eyes to see another Jakk, this time chasing after Guri, who looked terrified.

"GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME, YOU USELESS BRATS!" he yelled as he ran in circles around the trees, unable to shake his pursuer.

"I GOT A GOOD FEELING FOR YOU!"

Bud and Lisa just watched for several seconds as the Jakk continued running after Guri. Then they burst out laughing, falling to their knees on the ground. The sight of someone - or rather, someTHING - chasing after Guri while yelling bizarre declarations of love was just too weird and funny a sight for them.

"THIS IS NOT AMUSING, YOU FOOLS! Chubb! Pisa! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Guri's eyes widened in horror as he saw what was straight ahead of him. "NOOOOOO-"

-SPLAT-!

"YOUR LOVE TO BE GIVEN ME!" Jakk rushed towards Guri, who was sprawled out on the forest floor, dazed after running headlong into a tree. "MINE YOU TO BE!"

"Okay, I really don't want to watch THIS!" Averting his eyes, Bud played a melody on his harp, causing thorny vines to sprout up from the ground and ensnare Jakk. Another note, and they squeezed, crushing its body and impaling it with the thorns. It crumpled to the ground, dead, leaving another pumpkin and jack-o-lantern and a very relieved Guri in its wake.

"Yessss....ohhh, my precioussss...." Bud picked up the pumpkin, gently cradling it in his arms. "Yessss...."

"Success!" Lisa pumped her fist in the air triumphantly and ran to pick up the jack-o-lantern. "Thanks for distracting the thing, Guri!"

"...."

"Slave?" Bud prodded Guri with his frying pan. "You okay?"

"....I hate you both." Guri stood up now, mumbling things that weren't suitable for the twins' ears under his breath.

"Yeah, he's back to normal." Bud sniggered. "Come on, let's try another one. The more pumpkins we get, the better!"

"Yeah!" Stashing away the other jack-o-lantern, Lisa grabbed another dead branch and snapped it in half.

But no Jakk came this time, nor a hode. No, this time a giant goat demon carrying a large scythe appeared before them. Neither Bud nor Lisa had ever seen this particular beast before, but somehow, they could tell that it was a Very Bad Monster.

"I'll cut you half with my crescent scythe!" Baphomet roared, swinging his scythe at Guri's head. The sharp tip came down hard, yet managed to only split the single hair that grew there. "ROAR!"

Several smaller versions of himself appeared around Baphomet.

".....I think we'll be leaving now, bye!" Lisa took off towards the abbey, as fast as her short legs could carry her, Bud not far behind.

"WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE!" Guri shrieked as he barrelled towards them, Baphomet and the Bapho Jrs in hot pursuit.

This was not his day.

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Twisted Evil

Over to you, Tenshi. >)

1 A-vote to Revan, completing the chain =/

R-vote to Bud


Edit: Anyone who wants to run into Baphomet and his mob is free to, just don't kill him.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:41 pm    Post subject: 2-3 Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Sly spun the jeweled necklace around his fingers a few times in celebration before tucking it into his bag (the contents of which he had mostly recovered from the initial confrontation with Brahne.) Yes, that heist had gone absolutely perfectly... a little dicey at times, perhaps, but... snagging the necklace of that hideous blob of a Queen? That would surely deserve a whole page in the Thievius Raccoonus once he got back.

But suddenly there was a loud crack, and Sly ducked just as a storm of bullets whizzed in front of him, missing by inches.

... OK, maybe not quite perfectly.

Sly took off, dashing down the pathway as fast as he could as a very angry looking soldier a few hundred feet behind him began the pursuit, massive assault rifle at his side. Sprinting as fast as he could, Sly rounded a corner in the pathway, and...

Dead end. Stone walls rose up twenty almost feet, and there was no shelter, no way back. There was only...

"Yoshi!" cried the dinosaur in his bizarre voice. "Hey, I was wondering when you were going to show -"

"Shh... no time for that!" Sly said. "There's a man back there with a HUGE gun, and if he sees me..." The raccoon looked around frantically.

"So you want my help already, do you..." Yoshi cocked his head back and forth a few times. "See, good thing I -"

"Just... do something!"
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Malak walked into the temple before him, the stone structure apparently having been abandoned for some time. More recently, however, some of the long-standing dust appeared to be disturbed...

As the Sith lord bent over to examine the dust further, a tired old voice muttered, "And they didn't even have the decency to clean up after themselves. If it isn't one adventurer, it's another, and none of them have any sense of respect. Why, back in my day..."

Malak took a step closer to this new ghost, the creature apparently having been a priest or another religious figurehead in his previous life. "Who?"

The man bowed low to the ground. "Greetings, Master Human. Unfortunately, I'm in neither the mood nor the condition to answer questions. However, if you would be kind enough to place your question, along with your contact information, in the collection plate, as well as a small donation to go with it, then..."

Malak raised his right hand threateningly, dark energy crackling around his fingers. "Answer the question."

Completely nonplussed, the ghost continued, "We will get to it as soon as we can. The more substantial the donation, of course, the sooner we can..."

"Enough!"

The ghost smiled. "Are you trying to threaten me? I'm already dead, in case you can't tell. Nothing you can do can kill me. Not that I wouldn't mind a little rest..."

Malak took another step forward. "No, I can't kill you."

"See?"

His eyes burned. "I can do something much, much worse."

Once again, the ghost did not seem impressed. "I'd like to see you try."

"I can scatter your form across the face of the Dark side. There you will be in a permanent state of pain and torment, unable to move, act, or think."

The ghost took a step back. "You don't have that kind of power!"

Malak followed him. "Try me."

For just a moment, the ghost quailed under the threat. Then, it collapsed in defeat. "Two individuals. One was a dark-skinned elf, the other was a pale-skinned human. He seemed... quite force-ful, really. Oh, and they had a black panther, too."

Malak considered this for a moment, then motioned the ghost onward. "Go, spy on them and report back to me. I want to know every sentence of their conversation. Every last word."

The ghost truly seemed fearful at this. "B-but... I'm tied to this location! I'm an anchored ghost! I can't move from this abbey, I swear I can't!"

Once again, dark energy began crackling. "I suggest you find a way."

Of course, with such motivation, the ghost managed to free itself from the abbey, and he flew through the sky with ease. As he left, though, Malak focused his will on Revan and his new follower. The elf, in particular, seemed a likely candidate for the Dark side. He was young, at least by his attitude, he was powerful and ambitious, and moreover, he had his own inner demons to wrestle with.

Perfect.

Indeed, the day seemed perfect. Well, as perfect as a sunny day full of promise could be. As the whim, or "fate," struck him, Malak walked down the main avenue, gazing at the fallen remnants of man's vanity... or his faith. Either way, the only things remaining were crumbling ruins, where no one could recall the original builders, or the names of those who had attended... But I... I will not be forgotten. Not in my galaxy, or in this one. The name of Darth Malak will be remembered as the pinnacle of...

"WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE!"

As the Sith lord whipped around, a small goblin barreled past him, running on without so much as a "Excuse me." The boy that followed him, however, was not so lucky. Malak grabbed him by the collar of his... rather outlandish garb.

Malak's eyes narrowed at the now-stuggling boy. "Who are you?"

Rather than answer the question, however, Bud screeched, "Lemme go! Lemme go, Metal Face!"

At Malak's apparent reluctance to let him go, however, Bud began ineffecutally kicking the Sith in his orange armor plating... causing more damage to his toes than to Malak. His arms tensed, slowly squeezing Bud's throat closed. "Who was that... creature than ran into me?"

"How the heck should I know?" Despite his position, Bud managed to crack a smile of bravado. "Minions all look the same to me!"

Malak, however, was not amused. "You had best think of something, or I'll kill you myself." His eyes narrowed even further, and Bud's face began turning a nice shade of red as oxygen began being cut off from his brain.

"Come up... with something? A... all right. How's... this!?" So saying, the boy swung around and creamed Malak with his frying pan, and the Sith lord was staggered by the blow. Normally, of course, such a blow wouldn't cause him too much damage. However, it also distracted him from the on-rushing Baphomet Juniors. One of them sliced Malak in the leg, while another leaped on his shoulders, preparing to slice at his throat.

To counter, Malak raised his other hand into the air, and unleashed a Lightning Storm. The electricity crackled and exploded, frying most of the goat creatures... as well as Bud. Thankfully, Malak had let go of his grip to grab his lightsabre, so while the boy was free, he was also partially electrocuited. Still, he was free, and that was one thing. Malak was also forced to partially hold back the Baphomet Jrs., and that was another.

Malak leaped upward, and while he was airborne, one thought came to him. The vision dealt with a frying pan, of all things?
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A-vote to Bud (As per the completely random Dicebot roll.)
Malak is now combating the Baphomet Jrs.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Hisame Shizumaru - 2:1

Poit.

Miss.

Poit.

Miss.

Poit.

Miss. The cycle had gone on for quite a while. Something pink, gelatinous, and overbearingly happy (:3) had been toting after Shizumaru, bouncing along, and every so often trying to hit his leg - but every time the thing bounced up to smack him, Shizumaru's foot was already in front of him, and a 'miss' popped up over his head, bouncing off to the side (things were rather bouncy around here). In the abbey, wrecked as it was, quiet beauty decorated the scene, as a splash of moss and ivy crept up the walls and painted the picture of nature.

He managed to get the pink thing off his trail by venturing up the stairs inside, past the odd man inside who was talking quite strangely ("Ahhhhh.................. so you want to be come a monk, right? Lets see if you have the requreiments.................... your name is Shizumaru? Lets se........ hmmmm.........."), and when he reached the podium behind him, he sat complacent, unslinging the Muramasa from his back and holding it out, still inside the sheath. If whatever stories he knew about Amakusa were true, then bearing such a sword inside an abbey would be rather sacriligious - not as though he catered to such things, but he had grown to respect such solemnity.

That may be your downfall someday, you realize. I still feel that blue demon from the past day lurking about... if he comes in here, and you're not with the Muramasa, you'll be in a rather difficult position, won't you?

If you hadn't noticed, the sword's been having a rather plain effect on me. I don't know if I'll use it extensively...

What's that supposed to mean?

... It's making me do freaky shit; how else can I explain it?

I didn't ask you to specify it in less tactful words; I wanted to know just what it is you're so worried about. I noticed nothing wrong with your behavior.

I did, at least - and the only person who knows me better than you is myself. When's the last time I ever had the intent to kill in such an impromptu battle, hm? I'd been living my whole life to kill Zankuro, so you can't try and call me on that one, either. He nearly advanced on the twins, there, but... it was the sword that acted for me, not my own will. I know you felt that too, Ameki - don't think you're above a sword that's central to your precious notion of 'fate'.

... Two days.

Oro... you never change,
Shizumaru sighed out loud, checking behind him to see if anyone was coming - he didn't see anyone right then. Tachibana-san did warn me about the blade's will... I'm starting to wonder if I should get rid of it. I can't say I would for sure, though.

Best to let the sword run its time through with you first. It will choose when it wants to find its new owner, just as it crossed space for you.

I
love it when you start to talk in dramatic tones, really.

My pleasure.

The sword still laid in his lap, quiet as swords usually are, but Shizumaru's heart was not blind to what it called him to do. Already it had drank the blood of one of the others in the tournament... how long would it be before it turned against friends - no, against [i]himself
, like it had for Zack? He couldn't imagine turning the blade against the twins (in fact, he felt sick for even thinking of it), nor Akira - and the thought turned to thoughts of home... threatening the sword to Gohan or Rimu -

He flung the sword away, and it clattered on the wooden floor innocently. It wasn't so much that Shizumaru had grown fearful of the sword so much as his own thoughts - what could be done, not what presently was. The clatter had apparently startled someone else in the abbey, however; he heard a small congregation behind him as well. "Ah? ... Anyone there?" they called out, as Shizumaru dove for the blade, picking it up and slinging it over his back (it also wouldn't be polite to just leave the cursed blade in the abbey, would it?).

Shizumaru's head popped up from behind the altar, and he waved politely. "Only me - I hope I didn't startle anyone," he apologized.

"No... we could've used some distraction anyway," the sole girl in the little group sighed. "What's your story - you here to save your family, too? Have a wish granted? Join the club."

"Nothing for me, no... but I had someone in mind when I came along," Shizumaru stepped down from the main podium ("I see............... you are not an acolyte................. I do not think you can become Monk, try again some other day......................."), and made his way to where Asuka, Nova, and Red were gathered, all looking rather depressed. As Shizumaru made his way over, though, he noticed Red looking at him strangely, and couldn't fathom why he would be attracting such attention from the man.

"Haven't I seen you before?" Red frowned, his face twisted in puzzlement. "... The last one of these? With Suki and Miki, right?"

"I don't believe that was the same one, no," Shizumaru shook his head. "I haven't even heard of those two."

"But I could swear, you look just like that Bat-toh-say fellow... eh. Never mind... if you're not him, there's no point in arguing it. How come you're here, though? We've got one forlorn warrior, a longing lady, and myself... what've you got to add to the pool?"

"A wishful thinker, I suppose," Shizumaru knelt to the floor, setting down his umbrella to the side (noticing that the pink happy thing (:3) had once again begun following him, and 'miss'es were popping up from his head). "I can't do a thing as things are at my home, and they're far better off if I'm as far away from them as possible." He paused, noticing all three pairs of eyes on him, itching for the last part of it - "... Yeah, there's a girl, too."

"Same here," Nova sighed.

"And here," Asuka groaned.

"Two of 'em over here," Red frowned.

The abbey wasn't looking terribly happy at the moment -

- but the poring definitely was. Poit. Miss. Poit. Miss...

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<Mimzit> damn it clove
<Clove> what? O.o
<Mimzit> you went and used a db here, didn't you Neutral
<Celia> No, that wasn't us, Mim... what are you talking about?
<Mimzit> uh
<Mimzit> hello
<Mimzit> why the hell else would there be a baph around here
<Clove> ...
<Uru-chan> claudipoo ^o^ *feeds* :3
<Claudipoo> No need to show off to the sexay priests. ;O
<Uru-chan> xDDDDDDDD
<Celia> xDDDDDDDD
<Mimzit> lmao xD
<Clove> I'm not a priest ;_;
<Mimzit> thank goodness you're not Razz
<Mimzit> anyway
<Mimzit> one of you get over here
<Mimzit> baph owned me and I can't use my ygg leaves
<Clove> but he doesn't spawn here O.o
<Mimzit> which is why someone used a db Razz
<Mimzit> ... unless it was Daisetsu
<Mimzit> ... and if it was, I'll kill him
<Mimzit> /pif
<Celia> He's not on... neither is K Dash or Ovelia
<Mimzit> are you SURE you did not use a db then
<Mimzit> because there is no other way that baph could have gotten here
<Mimzit> grrar
<Mimzit> someone
<Mimzit> damn it all
<Mimzit> I'm blaming you for this, Clove ;\
<Clove> why clove ;_;
<Mimzit> you're easily blameable Neutral
<Uru-chan> I'm coming, Mim xDD had to feed claudipoo first ^^
<Mimzit> thanks :E
<Claudipoo> Ooh... my stomach hurts... I won't be able to loot as much. Sad
<Uru-chan> ;_;
<Mimzit> at least it didn't do the bathroom one again
<Uru-chan> xDDDDD
<Mimzit> anyhow
<Mimzit> I wonder how the hell baph got over here, though
<Celia> ... Wait
<Celia> You remember those new sprites we ran into, right?
<Celia> I bet it was them
<Mimzit> ...
<Mimzit> Celia
<Mimzit> advice
<Mimzit> don't give dbs to noobs anymore Neutral
<Mimzit> some of us don't like dying :\
<Celia> Sorry Mim The Sweatdrop we're coming
<Mimzit> THANK YOU FINALLY T_T
*** Celia has Disconnected from Server.
*** Clove has Disconnected from Server.
*** Uru-chan has Disconnected from Server.
<Mimzit> ... shit
<Mimzit> /omg

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Threre was so much going on, and yet Toadette had been unable to find a playmate. The purple crystal man she had had such a marvelous race with was nowhere to be found, and she had spent the last 15 minutes driving around trying to find someone new to hang out with. Paratroopa was visibly getting very bored with this whole situation, having no real targets to peg. In the hopes of getting something useful, he pulled out an item.

He got a trio of spiny shells. He looked at them in amazement; this normally didn't happen. Then he grinned. He poked Toadette, who turned to look. She giggled.

They continued on their merry way, looking for someone who wanted to use them. This would definitely get people to play with them...

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Toadette and Paratroopa have spiny shells to give away. The first three (3) people to challenge them to a race will each get one to use as they like. This translates to one (1) A-vote to the target of your choice (yes, I only have two A-votes; I also have WP Wink ). Please note that I will be perfectly willing to help with the writing, but will not simply write the entire race and give you the shell after receiving the challenge. You will have to do some of it yourself. Also note that the result of the race does not matter; win or lose, you get the shell.

Get 'em while they're hot.

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Standing tall Keitaro and straight. Look reft and right and up and down. Tama-chan on sitting reft shourder. He say "myuh!" Far over Keitaro rike rock.

Walking past Edward. Wavu wavu Edward!

Wavu wavu Keitaro! "Herro, nice raydee!"

"Harro! Arr arone?" Edward frying fast speaking.

Keitaro shrubs. "Home one, other none."

Nod nod Edward. "You rike mushroom?"

"Rike mushroom ferry bard."

Jump jump Edward! "Mushroom eat!" Mushroom hand Edward Keitaro.

Munch munch Keitaro! "You thank!"

Munch munch Edward! "No probrem!"

Past go Revan. Revan finger Edward. Revan finger Keitaro.

Tama-chan fry Revan. Frick Revan.

"LET'S GO FIGHTING LOVE!" Edward shouting.

Kick, punch fry. Keitaro air point. "Naru! You I fight!" Keitaro fist Revan hard.

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1 A-Vote to Revan

Minigame searches: A3, E6, K7, N11, P10 (BATTERSHIP SUNK-U!)

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<s1y-k00n> "just do something!!!!!111eleven~"

Yoshi rooked in the dilection that the raccoon had just come flom. Sure enough, thele was somebody in the distance, waving what appeared to ve a shotgun.

<y0sh1> "ic"

Wis that he took a viar of "Koopa-sherr Extlact® — Brue" and made a motion for s1y-k00n to get on his back. s1y-k00n complies.

With that, y0sh1 took to the sky.

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As m4573r_ch13f crosed upon where he had last looked the raccoon theif, he aimed his shotgun and filed.

<m4573r_ch13f> "thatre teach him"

Upon alliving warr, all he found were two nice, fresh shotgun blasts on the warr. The raccoon was nowhele to be found.

<m4573r_ch13f> "well shit"

Just them, green-speckred egg came from nowhere and kronked him on the head.

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s1y-k00n had expecting some solt of tlick, like really fast get away or the plospect of eating Master Cheif, but he hadn't expected frying. He held on for dear rife.

<s1y-k00n> "d00d!!!!11 warn me when u do something rike that!!!!! y didn't u just eat him??!?!?!?1//21"

<y0sh1> "shotgun gives me indigestion i do something better though!!1"

y0sh1 lemoved one of the steer egg from last round and handed it to s1y-k00n. s1y-k00n took it. It are surprisingly heavy.

<y0sh1> "here chuck this at him"

s1y-k00n took the egg and hurled it with all of his might at where they had just been.

<y0sh1> "i dont no that I ever cot ur name..."

<s1y-k00n> "s1y koopr u?"

<y0sh1> "y0sh1"

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Sly and Yoshi are now flying around throwing steel-filled Yoshi eggs at people. Razz

1 avot A-Vote for <m4573r_ch13f> (Master Chief).
1 rvot R-Vote for <s1y-k00n> (Sly Cooper).

A-Votes: 4/5
R-Votes: 4/5
WP: 7/7
JP: 11/11
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

1 R-Vote to Yoshi (for beating Engrish me)

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Bud growled. "How dare you attack your future leader!" He dusted himself off and lifted his pan. Oh well, at least he got hate from those...things. Bud took advantage of the situation and hurled his pan towards the leaping sith. Malak sensed the pan, but wasn't able to react in time; it hit him in the back of his head and dropped to the ground. The sith seemed more annoyed than hurt, but there was nothing he could do until the small creatures were gone.

"Let's get out of here, Bud!" Lisa grabbed the boy as soon as he retreived his pan, and the three escaped into the trees.


Meanwhile~

Guildsman Clove has logged on.
Guildsman Ovelia has logged on.
Guildsman Uru-chan has logged on.
<Clove> We're backandomgwtf we're dead ><
<Mimzit> >\
<Clove> Bapho spawned right on top of us ; ;
<Ovelia> He really CUT our rescue attempt short...
<Clove> XD
<Uru-chan> !!!!
<Uru-chan> what the...
<Uru-chan> Claudipoo is still fighting baphomet! XDDDDDDDD
<Celia> o_O
<Mimzit> Is he winning? XD
<Uru-chan> no :[
<Clove> xDD GO CLAUDE!
<Celia> Okay, it teleported. I'll get someone to revive us
<Karena> hey :E
<Clove> hey :E
<Uru-chan> revive us :<
<Karena> k. How did you die? o_O
<Clove> Bapho
<Celia> Bapho
<Uru-chan> Bapho
<Mimzit> Bapho
<Karena> *revives*

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Using 3 WP to counter Malak's a-vote. ^^

R-vote Shizumaru
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Locke, tell me if I'm overstepping my bounds here

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As soon as the two newbies hit the ground, another person in the guise of a priestess with blue clothing appeared before Jedah.

"Wtf!? I did'not turn PvP! Haxks!" shouted the woman. "Christy justice does demand triumph!"

@kill Jedah

Jedah stood there. "Are you going to do anything, or shall I commence with the soul sucking?"

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune!" the woman shouted. A black bar appeared over her head, ever so slowly filling with green. "Moment one please! Ommenent doom com!"

"This bores me. Your pathetic use of the comman language is annoying. " With that said, he snapped a hand back and released it forward, extracting an orb from the woman's body. "Much better."

With her dying breath, all she could manage to say was, "My gammer isnt neutral! It is you who are a winnar!"

...


Christy respawned in Prontera. This was not a very happy Christy. "All their base will belong to ME!"

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:03 pm    Post subject: 2-4 Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Sly climbed down off of Yoshi's back.

"omg thx tat wuz rearry clos bak ther ..."

Sly shook his head.

"I mean, um, thanks." That ride had really made him queasy...

"No problem!" Yoshi exclaimed. "So, why was that mean guy after you?"

"Well, I kind of took his shotgun and traded it away. Don't know why he's so angry about it...."

"Hey, that's not very nice..." Yoshi scolded.

"Ah, he's got plenty others to go around, I'm sure." Sly insisted.

"Hm... I dunno..."

"Anyway..." the raccoon spun his cane around a few times in his hand. "Thanks again for the help. Next time I'll be sure to be the one to return the favor... anything around here you're looking for?"

"Um..." Yoshi thought about it for a minute. "Projectiles would be good."

"I'll see what I can do."

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R-vote to Yoshi.
R-vote to Master Chief.
R-vote to Jedah.

A-vote to Revan.

A-votes: 2/5
R-votes: 2/5
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JP: 14/14
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

<Celia> Thanks ^^;
<Karena> No problem :E
<Clove> I wonder where Bapho went...
<Mimzit> LET'S NOT FIND OUT PLZKTHX XD
<Uru-chan> XDDD
<Karena> Actually, I could log on as K Dash and get rid of it :E Don't want anyone else stumbling onto him and getting killed
<Celia> Heh, yeah, good idea ^^
<Karena> brb
Guildsman Karena has disconnected.
<Ovelia> olay
<Ovelia> er
<Ovelia> *ojay
<Ovelia> ....
<Celia> XDDDDD
<Clove> ojay! XD
<Uru-chan> olay~ x3
<Mimzit> gj XD
<Ovelia> T_T
<Clove> *pats Ovelia*
<Ovelia> *is patted*
Guildsman K Dash has connected.
<Celia> wb ;)
<K Dash> thanks ;)
<Clove> wb
<Uru-chan> wb
<Ovelia> wb
<Mimzit> wb :E
<Claudipoo> Hey do you know where baby Porings come from?
<Uru-chan> shush, claude xD
<K Dash> thanks
<Celia> XD
<K Dash> ready to hunt some baph now? :E
<Clove> yep :)
<Uru-chan> mommy~
<Uru-chan> xD
<Ovelia> Yrah
<Ovelia> *Yeah
<Mimzit> Sure xD;;;
<K Dash> Let's go, then :E I'll lead the way

"I hope that thing is gone now." Bud peered out from behind a tree. "Think it is?"

"Do you see it anywhere, Bud?"

"Nope. Oh, wait....there are people coming this way, maybe they could tell us."

"People?" Lisa stepped out from behind the tree she was hiding behind and took a look. "Oh, wait, Bud, I think some of them are those nice people from earlier that gave us the branches and the items."

"Really?" Guri perked up. Maybe he'd get to see Chanserv again and win her affection!

"Yeah, look!" Lisa pointed....which caught the attention of the approaching group of RO players.

<Celia> Oh, look! It's those people I gave the branches to earlier!
<Mimzit> ...really now >)

"Hey! Celia! Clove! Uru-chan!" Bud waved his arms up and down. "How are you? Be careful....we, uh, accidentally unleashed something horrible earlier."

<K Dash> Is that so? :E

"Yeah, it was this big goat demon thing." Lisa nodded. "Watch out for it, we don't know where it went."

<Mimzit> ...K Dash, are you thinking what I'm thinking? >)
<K Dash> PVP time? :O
<Mimzit> Yep >)
<Ovelia> >D
<Uru-chan> XDDDDDD
<Clove> *evil smiley*

"...." Bud and Lisa both gulped as they saw the looks on the other players' faces.

"Uh, Bud...."

"Yeah?"

"I think we better get out of here!"

"Yeah!"

<K Dash> GET BACK HERE, NOOBS!

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Bud, Lisa, and Guri are currently being chased through the forest by some very angry RO players, including two GMs. :D

1 R-vote to Shizumaru
1 R-vote to Cyan


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Session 4: Logging in.

...Connecting to Server

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...Patching complete - 0/987154


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Ed.

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While waiting to log into RO, Ed will be choosing squares 4J, 6P, 8K, 12D and 2B
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Yes. He could feel the darkness calling him. Even in this place of holiness it was like a siren’s call, beckoning him gently forward. Soon, it would be his. But first, a slight preparation to ensure nothing would get in his way…

**************

Everyone sat silently, thinking of their pasts and their reasons for entering the tournament.

Poit.

Well, nearly everyone. The little blob was still trying to hit Shizumaru, but he always swayed gently out of the way. Nova looked at the little blob, pondering how anything could be that unspeakable cute. Even Mokona seemed a little disturbed by it, and nothing usually shook the little ball of fluff.

hrrnpf

Nova stretched back, eyes on the clouds visible through the missing roof. Everyone seemed to have their reasons for fighting, and none of them fought for themselves.

hrrnpf

She looked at the people around her, sizing them up. Asuka; he didn’t seem terribly powerful, but she’d seen firsthand what his ‘Alter’ could do. She also felt a deep pain in his heart, and oddly a bit of resignation as well.

hrrnpf

Red. He seemed more like a normal citizen of Cephiro than even Asuka did. He wasn’t overly muscular, and the most apparent thing about him was how his hair stood out from his head a good four inches. He did seem comfortable with the gun at his side though, and Nova could feel something…off about him, though she couldn’t put a name to the feeling,

hrrnpf

Shizumaru. Contrary to Asuka and Red, Shizumaru did seem like a warrior. The way he moved while avoiding the blob seemed more of a slow dance than any active awareness. Nova wasn’t sure how she felt about him; he seemed to be equally light and dark…but the only thing she could sense about him was a sense of tranquility.

Nova watched as he reached for another sandwich, and saw the edge of a large scab appear on his back as his coat shifted. She was about to ask him about it when Red abruptly rose his hand and whispered, “Is it just me, or do you hear that too?”

hrrnpf

Asuka slowly rose and stepped towards the door. His face paled a little as he quickly spun out of the doorway, flagstones and the plate of sandwiches disappearing as he formed his orbs.

“Please tell me didn’t see what I just thought I did.”

Nova and Red peered through the doorway. Red stepped back, loosening his gun in its holster. Nova flung her hand towards the sky, flames spiraling out of the gem and forming her bodysuit and armor. Shizumaru dodged the blob once more, and looked outside for himself.

hrrnpfhrrnpfhrrnpf

Outside were hundreds of knee-high demons, each wielding a miniature scythe. They were gathered in a large semicircle around the chapel, and behind the others stood a nine-foot tall version of the same.

***************
The chapel is now surrounded by a (large) horde of Bapho Jrs, with Baphomet supervising the attack.

R-vote to Shizumaru
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Let me get some votes out of the way until I think what to write about since the character I was interacting with was hijacked...

1 R-Vote to Shizumaru
1 R-Vote to Master Chief
1 R-Vote to Lisa
1 R-Vote to Red

1 A-Vote to Revan (Sad)

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4 A-Votes
1 R-Votes
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Asuka looked around. "This doesn't look too good for us. What ARE these things?" Extending a hand outward, the eight orbs launched themselves at the large goat. Upon one making contact with his head, Baphomet roared in pain.

"..." The roar of pain turned into a roar of laughter. "Is that all you humans have!?" The creature grabbed the orb on his head and crushed it.

The orbs zoomed back to Asuka, another reforming in the air. "Looks like this will have to be done the hard way."

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Right it is. Baphomet is minty strong, and cant be controlled from the mind attack of Asuka's 1st.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

In A.D. 2004

RACE WAS BEGINNING.


Keitaro stood and watched as Revan walked off to do something else, and the same with the girl, Edward. Both of them had appeared as suddenly as they disappeared, and it left Keitaro with the strange feeling that he'd just been seized by the whim of some greater powers who were sitting around some sort of godlike camping fire, drinking tankards of ale and looking down on his life and laughing as they told lewd jokes to one another. It was not the first time he ever had that thought, and he was reasonably sure it would not be the last.

He heard the familiar whirring of a kart engine, and as he turned to greet Toadette and Paratroopa, he was spun around in circles, repeatedly. Then, just as suddenly, something next to him exploded and he was thrown several feet into the air. It reminded him once again of home, since explosions were rather commonplace around the Hinata Apartments, usually courtesy of Su. But this time it hurt a lot more when he landed.

"WHAT HAPPEN ?" he asked, rubbing his head as he stood up.

Tama-chan took flight and her face was in front of his.

"Myuh!" SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.

"Myuh!" she exclaimed again, with an entirely different meaning. WE GET SIGNAL.

Keitaro looked around in confusion. For the briefest of moments he was given the impression that another such godly camping trip was happening. Then he was seized by another urge and things were back out of his control. "WHAT !"

"Myuh!" MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

The blurriness in his vision disappeared and he looked to see who was there. It was Toadette and Paratroopa, like he thought, but they were towing along a second kart.

"IT'S YOU !!" He waved as he shouted at them.

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!" Toadette waved back.

Paratroopa jerked a reptilian paw towards the other kart. "YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION."

Keitaro blinked. What are they trying to get at? he wondered. "WHAT YOU SAY !!"

Before he could react, Toadette zoomed up next to him and threw him into the driver's seat of the second kart, and cut off the cord that connected the two karts.

Drawing in a breath to collect himself, Keitaro was left with the distinct impression that the large brown wooden boat of a go-kart must be occupied normally by a monkey, because he smelled lots of bananas and shit.

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME." Toadette menacingly pointed her finger at him, then gunned her kart's engine and zoomed off.

As the other kart retreated, some kind of music started playing in his head and he knew right away that he was supposed to race.

Paratroopa's laughter echoed across the distance as the other kart disappeared. "HA HA HA HA ...."

"Myuh!" a turtle cry came from behind him. CAPTAIN !!

He looked back and saw Tama-chan, with hearts in her eyes. She was ready to give chase to the upstarts.

"TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG' !!" Keitaro commanded. Following through on his own orders, he threw the kart into drive and sped off after Toadette and Paratroopa's light blue kart. "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING," he told Tama-chan on a quick glance back.

Tama-chan nodded, and whizzed along behind Keitaro, ready to attack the other kart if Keitaro were able to pull along side of it.

"MOVE 'ZIG' !!" the driver shouted into the wind. "FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!"

The race was on.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:41 pm    Post subject: They can take our poit, but they'll never take... our POIT! Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

A large field not too far from the abbey:

A massive throng of porings stood gathered around a single figure. This figure was another poring, although half of its face had been painted blue. The half-blue poring hopped around, keeping its eyes on the crowd as it addressed them.

*Poit-poit-poit. Poit-poit. Ppoit-poit-poit-poit. Poit-poit. Poit. Poit-poit-poit-poit. POIT! Poit-poit-POOOOOIIIIIIITTTT!*

The half-blue poring turned around and started bouncing towards the abbey. The other porings quickly followed, forming a massive phalanx of bouncing pink malevolence.


A large army of irate porings is now rushing towards the round location. They are ready and willing to take down anyone they encounter. Have a fun. :3

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Tossing out a few votes and such.

R-vote to Asuka
R-vote to Yoshi

Searching H8, F8, B8, L8 and M8
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Episode 2: HOLY SHIT!

Conker was lying on his back, with a puddle of vomit next to him. A poring poited by and jumped onto the puke. It abosorbed the puddle happily then poited away. Baphomet walked over to Conker, ready to scythe him.

"Do you have any alkaseltzer?" said Conker, lying on the ground.

"WHAT?" asked the demon lowering his scythe to a comfortable posistion.

"Alkaseltzer, do you have any?"

"WHAT?"

"Or anything that can get rid of this hangover?"

"WHAT?"

"Like some curative type... Thing... y."

"OKAY!~" Baphomet looked in his pockets and pulled out a Green Herb.

"What's that?"

"My good sir it's a Green Herb that cures the detoxification in your body, and is a common hangover medicine." said Baphomet in a proper voice.

Conker looked up at Baphomet confusingly. Baphomet handed the herb to Conker who ate it. He jumped back on top his feet to thank the goat demon.

"Thanks a bunch buddy!"

"WHAT?"

"Thank--"

"WHAT?"

"Oh whatever."

"OKAY!~"

<Escapee>oh shit

The two then focused on the red headed novice standing there.

"YEAH!!!" cried out Baphomet charging to the Novice.

<Escapee>screw this I'm going back to coh

Escapee was cleaved for insane damage.

"Umm... I got to go now. Once again, thanks for the herb."

"YEAH!!!"

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Conker walked down the road to the abbey. He was sweating profusely from his black clothing. He stopped walking and pulled out a briefcase. He removed his neo-esque clothes and shoved them into the briefcase revealing Conker in his trademark blue hoody.

"Much better. Now to actually do some fighting..." he put the briefcase back to it's original place and continued walking down the road towards the abbey.

*poit*

"Poit?" Conker looked at little pink slime creature. "Kinda cute."

*poitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoitpoit* a smaller gaggle of these critters appeared from behind Conker. The squirrel turned around.

"Umm... Hello..."

*POITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOITPOIT*

A LEGION of these things now appeared and stopped in front of Conker.

"Uh oh."

*POIT*

"YEARGH!" Conker ran off as the Poring army chased after him.

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Conker is now SOBER.
Conker is now wearing his standard clothes.
Conker is also being chased by a f#@$ing Poring army.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Yeah. Mini Game stuff too...

9F; 12N; 10N; 7B; 7K for me.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

hrmfhrmfhrmf

Shizumaru. Red. Nova. Asuka. And an army.. a literal army of Baphomet Jrs.

And as one, they attacked.

Shizumaru's weapon sliced through the air, slicing through the first one. Behind the red-haired samura, the others rushed to help - but the force of numbers was too great. Try as they might, the horde rushed forward, ever forward, and the companions retreated to the doors of the chapel. Like a swarm of insects they came, shoving at the entrance, at the wall of death the four created - but still more came, the numbers simply too many. Finally, a scythe blade made its way through their defences, and Red fell back, clutching at his shoulder. It was only one hit, but it was enough. The line was broken - and with that, the defence. The three fell back, as the onslaught burst through into the chapel.

And in the rafters, a figure raised an eyebrow - a figure who had been watching.. and listening.. and waiting... for a long time now.

The horde, through the doors, split into four, going after the four fighters. And the pink-armoured girl found herself pushed back by the horde. Her energy blades whirred and whizzed through the air, carving through Baphomets - but for every one that fell, two took its place - and as before, eventually one got through. The scythe swung towards Nova - and a figure landed on the Bapho's head, driving it into the ground before springing backwards to land next to the girl - the green-haired figure of Sora, who leaned in close to the girl...

"ohayo, Neko-chan... once again, your valiant knight comes to your aid... and maybe after this... your membar... address?" And with that, the green-clad assassin span, burying his blades in another of the incoming Baphos...

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Ok, I've had NO time tonight, then I fell asleep writing a post.. so I'll leave it at that. You guys have Sora for hte night, I'll try and make some semblence of participating tomorrow...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

"Hey Fatty!"

Brahne could not believe her ears.

"Fat fat fat fatty! Hey! Over here!" Red was sitting upon an ancient stone pilar, sword in hand, feet dangling. The blade emitted a faint aura.

Brahne just turned and look at him. Shocked. He didn't dare.

She had twirled her gun up behind her back where he couldn't see it.

"Fat fat fat fat fatty. How bout it? Wanna fight? Too fat to fight?"

In a second, Brahne blasted Red off the pilar. He'd reacted fast, bringing his blade up, deflecting some of the buckshot that rained into his body, but the concussive force still sent him toppling off the pilar and on to his back.

Red was quick, and his palms hit the ground hard and rolled him aside just as Brahne shove the stone pilar crashing to the dirt. Inches away. Red flew to his feet, twirling and bring his foot to Brahne stomach.

She grunted, and Red attacked again, swing his sword downward to cleave her shoulder. Brahne's left arm flung out, slapping the blow aside and causing the sword to skitter across the stone and out of site.

Her right hand palmed against Red's face, lifting him off the ground, and he forced some muffled plea as Brahne smashed his body smashed his body against the ground over and over.

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A-vote to Red
A-vote to Culex (Undescribed.)


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Not far ahead of him, Sly spotted someone a figure leaning against another of the many trees in the church's courtyard. Another human, obviously... not a child, but he was fairly young. Next to him lying on the grass was a large, scruffy dog, and interestingly enough the two appeared to be engaged in some sort of conversation. Pressing himself against the wall, Sly crept towards the pair of them to try to hear exactly what they were saying, and receded into invisibility under the shade of the wall as he eavesdropped on the conversation.

"Yeah, yeah," said the human. "I brought it. Here." Reaching into a tiny bag at his side, he suddenly pulled out a long, glowing blade.

Fascinating...

"Hm... you know, Jason," the dog responded, "Last time we did this..."

The dog's head suddenly shot up, and, slowly cocking his head back and forth, he stood up and sniffed the air.

"I think we have a visitor," the dog stated matter-of-factly.

"Hm..." the boy (whose name was apparently Jason) stood up and looked in Sly's direction. "Alright, whoever you are, show yourself."

Standing up, the dog pressed his nose against the ground and began making a beeline for Sly's position. Sly remained crouched, invisible in the shade of the tree, even as the young human followed right up to him. Reaching into his magical bag, Jason pulled out some black powder and wax, crushed them together in his hand, and sprinkled them in the air.

"Hm, I had a feeling it was you." Jason stared right at him.

Surprised, Sly Cooper slowly stood up. "Not bad there, kiddo... normally invisibility is pretty much unbreakable. What did you do, toss a bunch of ash in the air?"

"Revealer, simple alchemy." He responded. So... I guess you must be... Sly Cooper, was it?"

"The one and only! How did you know?"

"Well..." Jason shrugged, "I haven't actually played the game; but I try to keep up to date with these things in between tournaments so I have some idea about who I might run into."

"Game? Wait, never mind - do you know everybody around here?"

"Pretty much, yeah. At least a little bit... internet previews are a pretty cruddy way to get information but I do what I can."

"And you don't happen to have these 'internet previews' with you, by any chance..."

"Yeah, I can guess what you're thinking. Hm, well, I'll tell you what - I'm here looking for interesting artifacts and such from different universes myself. So, we can trade. Something from your universe, and I'll give you my information binder. I have it backed up anyway."

Trade... well, that was no challenge at all. Nevertheless, there would always be other opportunities to get his hands on that bag in the future - if he really was an artifact collector, who knows what's inside of it. But for now, he really needed that scan data.

"Deal. Here, let me check..."

Sly opened his backpack. Hm... not much exciting in there, as he had mostly emptied it out for the tourney. There were the artifacts from earlier, Yoshi's red vial, a mysterious container labeled "Snake Oil" (he had no idea where that had come from)... a couple of gold-colored coins... a few crumpled wrappers...

Sly pulled out a few coins.

"Good enough?"

Jason looked a little disappointed. "Eh, I guess so..."

He pulled the large binder out of his bag and handed it to the raccoon.

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R-vote to Jason Soe.
Starlight Heal to Keitaro

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Malak was not having a good day, to say the least. First that child hit him with a frying pan, then a small horde of goat-demons swarmed him (he barely managed to use his dexterity and jumping ability to stay alive) when a literal wave of pink blobs charged towards him.

Normally, the Sith lord would be able to use his Lightning Storm to clear a swath in the oncoming wave. However, when he used the power (and caused the porings within a twelve-meter radius to explode), it seemed to have no visible effect on the tsunami. Indeed, more porings seemed to be spawned than he could possibly defeat.

There was only one possible outcome. Malak was swept up into the horde, though their soft, gelatin-like bodies couldn't hurt him through his aura and his armor. Still... there were better places Malak would prefer to be than amongst the pink, all-too-happy creatures. So, he used his power once more, once again clearing out a twelve-meter sphere.

Unfortunately, that meant that he had twelve meters to drop. He managed to land on his feet, but it took him a moment to realize that he had arrived at the forest outlands. It took him another moment to realize that the boy from earlier was running towards him again, with the creature and a girl. As well as a group of very irate, and very dangerous-looking, characters.

This time, instead of asking questions, Malak just ignited his lightsabre and assumed a battle pose. The twins, as well as their underlings, paused for just a moment, then set their faces to a very grim visage.

There was a pause, while the two forces glared at each other. Then Lisa threw a pumpkin at Malak. For a moment, it seemed that it would hit the Sith lord in the face. However, Malak cleaved it in two with one easy slice of his lightsabre. In that one moment, Bud and Lisa dashed off to the side, leaving Guri between the vengeful PCs and an equally-irate Sith. The goblin shouted, with all perfect seriousness and frankness...

"HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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One R-vote each to Lisa and Bud, apologizing for the fickle winds of fate. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

The spiny shells safely stowed away for the moment, Toadette and Paratroopa zipped along a cobblestone pathway. A quick backward glance by the tortoise told him that Keitaro was indeed following, albeit a bit slower due to the barrel car's low acceleration. But it was only a matter of time before he would be going as fast, if not faster, as them. Until then, a route would have to be plotted.

A moment later, a small HUD popped up next to the steering wheel of each kart, showing the positions of both karts and a prescribed path to follow. Keitaro looked down to check the route, and looked up just in time to narrowly avoid running into a tree. He steered back on course, and his jaw dropped in amazement as he saw Toadette take her kart into a perfect skid around a u-turn and boost out of the corner. His attempt to emulate it about ten seconds later when he entered the turn himself was not nearly as picturesque, but served the purpose. They were on a long straightaway now, and Keitaro was slowly gaining on them.

"Tama-chan, attack!"

"Myuh!"

At that moment, Paratroopa reached for an item. Tama-chan watched as the tortoise pulled a banana from behind his back, then tried to do the same. Only instead of pulling out a banana, she pulled out a red shell. As Paratroopa dropped the banana on the path in front of them, she pointed this out to Keitaro, whose focus was completely on the road.

"Myuh!"

"What is it, Tam-ACK! A BANANA PEEL!"

As he steered out of the way to avoid the peel, Tama-chan threw the shell forward. It homed in on the blue kart and smacked into them from behind. As Toadette winced at the spin-out, Keitaro whooshed past. A little creature on a cloud floated over him holding a fishing pole. Attached to the end of the string was a sign that read "Final Lap!!" The barrel car careened along, the blue kart a few lengths behind.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

R-vote to Shizumaru and Sora.

FIGHT IT OUT!


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

'We're in the lead! We're in the lead!'

Keitaro could barely believe his own eyes. Not that his eyes had much of a chance to look at anything while he was racing along in the barrel kart. The sights of the course were gone almost as soon as he could see them. He'd never driven anything before he got the crash course from Toadette on the Thames and it showed in the single-minded focus he had on the road in front of him.

It was very much back and forth for the final lap as Tama-chan and Paratroopa exchanged fire. The barrel kart was rocked by a gigantic turtle shell, and the little blue kart was in turn spun out by a massive banana peel that wore sunglasses. Every time one pair assumed the lead, it was only for a few moments before the other rocketed past again, one way or another. On a couple of occasions, Tama-chan and Paratroopa took slugs at one another while Keitaro and Toadette raced side-by-side down a long straightaway in the middle of the course.

All the while, both the racers became increasingly aware of the approaching finish, courtesy of the HUD display in the driver's seat of each kart.

Entering the final turn, Keitaro's attention to only the road in front of him meant that a question-bomb slipped under his radar, and the barrel kart careened right into it. "YAAAAAAAGH!" he screamed as they blew through the air. If nothing else, at least the kart landed upright.

But Toadette cut inside of the barrel kart in the turn and dashed around it with a perfect slide that was more fitting on a dirt track than in a go-kart race. Keitaro knew that his kart accelerated slower, he'd noticed that in the previous laps. And as he kicked it into overdrive and started up again, he did some quick thoughts in his head and realized that he was probably going to lose.

At least, that was what he thought, but right when he came rushing out of that last turn, he heard Tama-chan shout "Myuh!" behind him and the kart suddenly sped forward again. He spared a quick glance and realized that Tama-chan had deployed a super mushroom and was using its power as often as possible.

With space to spare, he flew past Toadette's kart on the right and homed in on the finish line. The super mushroom was still in effect and Toadette's kart was a few lengths behind him. Looking at the HUD again he saw that now there was no way he could lose.

'I did it!' he thought, not wanting to verbalize his elation lest he eat some flying insects while he drove. 'Naru! I did it all for you!'

The finish line was in sight. The checkered flags were waving. The fans were waving their flags in the grandstand. And it was all going to be for him, because he was going to win the race.

In looking towards the finish line, he never saw the armored skeleton on an ethereal white horse riding in from the left to cut him off just short of the finish line.

Inches short, in fact. The Lord of Death slammed into the barrel kart from the left just before the finish line. The force of it jarred the kart off the ground, and it soared through the air, entirely parallel to the finish line as it arced up and away. The impact knocked Keitaro loose and he fell out of the kart as it soared through the air, into his own higher arc.

"WHY ME?!" he screamed as he flew away, tears streaming behind him.

Below, Toadette and Paratroopa raced across the finish line and won the race.

It was just one more loss for Keitaro to add to his collection.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Nova gasped for breath in a small lull in the fighting. Even with Sora’s help, the group was slowly being pushed back. Shizumaru was the best off, managing to hold off the flood of demons with his whirling umbrella. Asuka only sported a few gashes of any note, holding them off with several orbs whirling at ground level. Sora managed to whirl away from any strike at seemingly the last moment. Nova herself only had a deep gash on one thigh, quickly noting that while the tiny demons could swing at best at shoulder level she could levitate several feet higher.

Red, however, was another story. Most of his techniques assumed his opponent would at least be his own size; it was a little hard to suplex something two feet tall. His gun wasn’t of much help either, as he spent most of his time just dodging the whirling scythes, much less trying to draw a bead on any one of the demons.

Nova spun, whirling her swords once more as a shuriken. The two blades arced around Red, killing several of the tiny demons before the shuriken returned.

“Shushushu~ So annoying, aren’t they Nova-chan?” Sora shouted over the din. “What do you say we leave these mobs and find a nice quiet pla-oof!“ Sora was interrupted as Nova punted a demon at him, hitting him in the back of the head.

Nova grinned a little as she sent a bolt of fire into a cluster of demons. As annoying as Sora was, at least he could fight. She glanced around again, making sure that no one needed help. Shizumaru was actually making a bit of headway towards the larger demon, with Asuka and Sora quickly following in his wake. Red –

Now bleeding from a dozen more wounds, Red seemed to stumble away from attacks more often than dodge. He no longer held his firearm, likely having dropped it in the confusion. Nova’s heart skipped a beat as she watched yet another tiny demon leap at him from behind, scythe glimmering as it swooped in…

Hisfriendshisfamilyare countingonhim Iwon’t lethimdie!

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As Mokona watched from atop the chapel, his jewel began to shine a brilliant crimson…

********

Something in Nova snapped as she threw an arm in Red’s direction and shouted “Ruby Inferno!

Twin jets of crimson flame leapt from Nova’s hand, circling each other as they shot for the Bapho Jr leaping at Red. In the space of a moment the two flames spun in opposite directions around the demon, melting its scythe, then rising into the air in a quickly-narrowing cone. As the two flames met in the air, the melded bolt slammed straight into the ground.

All that was left of the small demon was a small wisp of ash.

“Red! Get into the chapel and heal! I’ll hold them off as long as I can!”

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Shizumaru, Asuka, and Sora are quickly slicing a path towards Baphomet. Nova is standing by the entrance, buying Red enough time to recover. TT, if you want Alkaiser to appear, here’s your chance.

Nova has gained a new spell: Ruby Inferno. Description as per above.

Psycho Armor on Red.
R-vote to Sora

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

As the group of people was being pushed back, Asuka noticed another figure in the chapel.

"Khekeekek, revenge are mine!" said to herself. "Soon goats integrate selves into death!"

Asuka blinked. "So you're the one behind this! Please stop!"

"Intruders dealt with ferocity!"

She makes no sense whatsoever. Asuka looked to the others, "Please continue on without me, I'll try to take out the one behind this and stop it all." Thrusting his hand forward, the eight orbs glowed with an intense white light, and launched themselves at the woman. Upon impact, a large force blow was generated and she was propelled through a window to the outside. Asuka jumped across the Bapho Jr.s and two orbs returned just in time to act as levitation, speeding him out the window.
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"Must go faster....must go faster," Bud panted as he and Lisa ran frantically through the forest. Off in the distance, they could hear the sounds of what was probably a huge battle, but that was of no concern to them. Not when they had several angry players, including two GMs, on their tail.

<Uru-chan> Go get them, Claudipoo! >o DO IT FOR YOUR DADDY!
<Claudipoo> I believe that I am feeling love for you...
<Uru-chan> you suck, claude xD
<Celia> We're running out of options here
<Uru-chan> ....
<Celia> Maybe we should leaf them alone?
<Uru-chan> CELIA XD
<Uru-chan> *smacksmacksmack*
<Ovelia> XDD
<Celia> Ow XD

"You know, Channy baby, I'd really like to get to know you better." Guri had gone back to hit on Chanserv some more. "Perhaps over a nice dinner....on a comfy mattress....ifyaknowwhatImean."

<Clove> Stay away from Chanserv! >O *kick*

"OWWW! Leave me alone, Chive! I mean, it's not like she's YOUR girlfriend, right? That'd be creepy, seeing as she's your PET and all!"

<Clove> My name is CLOVE, noob! >E

"EVIL!" Guri waved his axe around before running to catch up with Bud and Lisa. "Later, Clive!"

<Clove> I don't like that guy :<
<Uru-chan> poor clove XD
<Mimzit> XDD
<Lil' Baph> Are you a tree? MOVE!
<K Dash> STFU Lil' Baph ;_;
<Ovelia> XDDD

And so, the pursuit continued into the night....
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Dark Knight of Vanda


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Church and State 2-1 - That Old Time Religion

The first half (or so) is another flashback post, which can safely be skipped by those uninterested. The last is actually relevant, and I appreciate SH's vote (gives me something funny to work with).


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Culex stood atop the abbey's tower's steeple, balancing perfectly despite his weight, and looked down at the surroundings. He had been in several mortal religious institutions before; and the Vandans themselves had a philosophical system that was nearly religious in its own right that Culex observed.

The architecture, however, and the land around it, conjured one memory in particular....

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A tall, beautiful blonde Knight knelt in the front pew of the Lesalian church, one of the largest she'd ever visited. Her friends had stayed outside-- one of them, in particular, was actually wanted for heresy, and the temple was always watched by the Examiners-- and had expressed concern over her insistence on going inside.

The woman didn't mind, and in fact she felt a little flattered at their concern. She'd had to smile politely and assure Ramza that, if she was to meet her end in a church, then God was ready for her anyway, and the young man had, of course, agreed.

She kept her head down and walked along the left side of the temple, hand brushing against ancient wooden walls; all the way toward a familiar room. She opened the door to one of the church's confessionals and sat inside, and behind the curtain in the room across she heard the scraping sound of heavy shoes on the wood.

There was a pause, then an echoing voice with an accent she couldn't place slowly recited, "Ah... greetings, my son (or daughter)... I am, ah, a Priest of, Glahbadoss, and I am... hm... am prepared to hear your, ah, confession."

The woman raised a blonde eyebrow, and brushed back a few locks of the same color. "You will have to forgive me for asking, Father, but are you new to your position? You sounded... hesitant."

Another pause. "...I, ah, in this delicate station, wished to, ah, make no mistake. In fact this is, ah, a new experience for me."

She gave a half-smiled, and leaned forward in her seat. "Very well, then... forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have done wrong in the sight of God and the Saints."

There was a distinct sound of ruffling pages, then another pointed delay. "...yes, there... very well. Ah, I am prepared to, ah, grant you penance, my Son (or Daughter)--"

"Daughter, Sir Priest," she replied, the smile starting to fade given the sobriety of the situation.

"Ah, yes. Pray please continue, therefore, and, ah, I will listen."

She wished she could recognize that voice... was it a trap? Doubtful; she had come alone without her diamond-tipped broadsword. If any of her enemies were present, they would surely have struck the helpless Knight by then.... "Thank you, Father. I... I have slain my Brothers and Sisters of the Church, when circumstance brought us against one another. I have spent God's money on implements of death and war. I have used Black Magic against the faithful... and, although I am... not sure... I believe I have entertained thoughts of... lust."

She felt more ashamed by that last admission than by any of the previous ones-- though most priests were not Knights and would have been appalled by the frankness with which she had taken responsibility for killing, even justified-- and rested her forehead on her right hand, feeling rough skin from the time it spent gloved or gauntleted.

"You are human, Miss Oaks," the strange voice spoke with much more confidence, this time; as though he was no longer reading from a script. "It is good that you feel remorse what you have done... many, many years ago I too allowed myself to become overjoyed with the need for battle, and it nearly consumed me."

The woman blinked, slowly looking up. "That's... but how did you know my--"

"I can see your past, Miss Oaks... and a fair ways into your future as well. You have done great deeds, and, because of your honorable and just spirit, go on to do many more." His tone-- though it had little changed-- seemed more soothing, and she smiled again.

"I... I am honored that you think so, Sir... but I am just a Knight in God's service. I am called 'Holy,' and yet...."

"Yet you do not feel sanctified? Miss Oaks, no truly Good man, or woman, has ever known themselves to be good. Pride is the root of more Evil than any vice of violence or lust--" Agrias blushed anew, and looked away-- "And I should know. I am the best."

He gave a short hiss, which Agrias assumed passed for a laugh, and she nodded. "I understand. I am grateful for your words, Sir... well, but you are no Priest, then, are you?"

A violent-colored hand gripped the side of the curtain between them and drew it back, and the Holy Knight couldn't keep herself from gasping as he saw what appeared to be a statue carved of amethyst, yet with an open mouth and two glowing red eyes. "Do not be alarmed. No, I am no priest... simply a warrior like you are, Miss Oaks. I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda... I have crossed into this dimension to fight for the Dark Mage. I would like to challenge your world's strongest Knight... can you take me to him?"

Agrias stood up and, in spite the oddities she had just gone through, gave a gentle smile, and nodded. "One of my... friends... is a hero of the Fifty Years' War. He is a swordsman with no peer that I have ever seen... and he is a noble and just Knight as well."

"Count Orlandu," Culex said, eyes shining. "You have chosen wisely, Miss Oaks. I look forward to challenging him...."

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Culex was stopped in mid-reverie-- again interrupted before the best part, the duel between he and the mortal 'Thunder God' and his allies was truly an epic one, where legendary Excalibur met crystal blade, and Ivalice's finest proved more than a match for Culex's elemental powers-- to the sound of fighting far below him.

He narrowed his eyes, focusing with his keen vision to the distant grounds, and soon found the source of the disturbance... a huge woman, one of the largest non-giants he had seen among mortals, had shot a human male, and though that had done little damage, she had disarmed and grabbed ahold of him, and was in the process of attempting to dig a hole in the ground with his body.

The Dark Knight crossed his arms. He had no real reason to interfere... but then, although this 'Brahne' had little remarkable destiny behind her and a grisly end in her future, the man, 'Red,' might in his best condition be a worthy challenge. It was also reason enough to make up for his interrupted reminiscence.

He leaped all the way to the ground below, impacting roughly, his gem-like feet carving into the dirt, but it inflicted no pain. He strode forward-- both the giant woman and the young man oblivious to him-- and tapped Brahne's shoulder; she was several feet taller than he in his human form, but no more.

She dropped Red to the ground and turned around slowly toward Culex, eyes narrowing.

"And what do you want, hm?"

The Dark Knight crossed his arms, not bothering with his traditional bow. "I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda. I have joined this tournament to--"

He halted in mid-speech as Brahne, already starting to bore from him, turned back to Red and raised a round leg, as though to step on him this time.

Culex shook his head. Some mortals were simply hopeless.

As the massive Queen prepared to stomp down, Culex rapidly ducked low, putting his right arm down behind her knee and the other just behind her back. With no visible strain he straightened, sweeping out Brahne's leg, raising her, and then tossing her over his left shoulder. She flew through the air and smashed belly-first on the ground several meters away, and the Dark Knight flinched at the sheer size of the impact. He turned back toward Red, but before he could speak he noticed the dazed human pointed somewhere behind him.

"B- be- hind, y-you...."

The Vandan, having been the victim of that mortal ploy many times, only reluctantly began to turn around. Red, unfortunately, had been right; and as Culex turned Brahne swung around half of a narrow stone column into the Dark Knight's side, and Culex went flying backward, smashing into the side of the abbey; but some mystical force kept it from sustaining non-story-related damage.

Culex was surprised that that attack had actually hurt, and realized that the corpulent woman had a deceptive amount of physical power at her command. Brahne grinned and hurled the pillar's decorative cap at him, but the Dark Knight turned his hand sideways and with a rapid chop carved neatly through it. The queen snarled and reached for a monument stone near her-- despite its enormous weight, it actually began to give under her pull-- but Culex leaped at her the rest of the intervening distance and knocked her down, shoulder-first. Brahne rolled-- no other word quite described it-- up back to her feet and slapped the surprised knight palm-first at his chest, and the attack knocked him back and off his feet, and Culex likewise had to stand back up.

Manipulating and throwing creatures, like objects; was, as Culex knew, not as much an act of physical strength as it was a clever use of mass and leverage. Brahne was not as strong as Culex-- she was a creature of flesh and blood and he of animate, magical crystal, with much fewer physical limitations-- but she was larger, and used her size and weight well to her advantage.

The woman charged, wielding the bottom half of another stone column, and swung at Culex; but the Vandan jumped lightly over it and her and landed on his feet behind her. Brahne started to turn, but it took her some time; and with a rapid move Culex checked the back of her legs with one diamond-like foot and then sweeped her back with his arm, reaching up to her shoulder. The woman was flung to the ground, but stood back up, swinging the remains of the pillar at Culex... but without any buildup of the swing it was just a clumsy weight and the Vandan ignored it, crouching low and stepping into Brahne's space. He quickly placed his hands at bracing points on her massive frame and lifted the queen up into a military press. He threw the woman through the air, and she smashed through one of the few remaining pillars and landed some distance away, no doubt shocked... she wasn't used to anyone tossing her about, but rather the other way around.

Before Culex's surprised eyes, however, she began to stand again, and the Dark Knight didn't want to risk their opposed strength causing any more collateral damage. He summoned his Water Crystal and used it to heal Red, and then, showing more respect to Brahne than he had before; gave her a polite wave as he began to leave.

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A-vote to Queen Brahne
A-vote to Darth Revan

R-vote to Red
R-vote to Drizzt

Use of Sway Back (5 WP)

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Isn't she cute?


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

As promised...

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One of the spiny shells was launched. It hit Akira. It hurt. A lot.

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1 A-vote to Akira
1 R-vote to Keitaro, for a great race sequence

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

1 A-Vote to Akira, chaining with Toadette

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Keitaro Urashima
Musculotonic
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17 WP
11 JP


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

Red 2:2 -Dammit, I forgot the chapter titles!-

*somewhere far away*

"Oh--" *SMASH* "no--" *SMASH* "this--" *SMASH* "fat--" *SMASH* "bitch--" *SMASH* "didn't." *SMASH* "SHAAAAAA--" *SMASH* "--AAAAAA--" *SMASH* "--AAAAAAAAA!" *SMASH*

With a flash of furious flashing fury, the now-transformed Alkaiser broke from Brahne's burly grip!

"PREPARE TO BE PWNZED BY THE FIST OF -SHINING JUSTICE!- RE-AL-PHOENIX!"

"BLARG!?"

*BOOM*

Then the -Magical Plot Device Fairy- materialized. Oddly enough she was wearing an afro. "Dammit," she huffed. "I can't get one moment of rest when these Survivors are going. Hmph." She waved her wand gracefully, and the Alkaiser began to fade from sight.

"Hey wait a second. Could you pass an A-vote over to Revan while you're at it?"

"Do I look like I'm your maidservant?"

"Honestly I don't know what you look like, I'm kind of fading into oblivion here. But I do know what these look like..." Alkaiser flashed a single picture. Portrayed in the picture were the Fairy, and -Nabeshin-. And they were... well...

"Meep!" the Fairy muttered, her face turning bright red. "How did you get those?!"

"...plot device. Of course, it doesn't matter how I got them. All that matters is what I do with them--"

"OH FINE."

***

Nearby, an anvil fell on Revan. A passing squirrel took the time to remark, "That was screwed up."

"YEAH~" responded the Baph. Jr that had snuck up behind the squirrel. It then scythed him in half.

***

"Thankee kindly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be shuffling off this mortal coil now." Alkaiser muttered, fading from sight entirely.

"No problem," the Fairy grinned perkily.

***

The preceding did not just happen. (cough)

***

Red gasped, rage written across his face. Where the hell did those things come from!? And who the hell would summon a demon to attack a abbey anyway? But there would be time for questions later; Nova was in the middle of that horde, and she couldn't possibly handle all of them by herself (even with that surprising amount of power she'd exhibited).

"Alright... time to let the light out...." Red muttered, a golden gleam coating his body....

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Bah, that was supposed to be more -SHINING JUSTICE-y but I'm tired and on a tight schedule. Sorry for muchry my ineffisient!


A-votes to:
Revan
Brahne
Akira (continuing the chain)
Jason Soe

R-vote to:
Keitaro


Casting Jutsu: Pain Doubler upon Sly Cooper

Casting Jutsu: Blue Water upon Master Chief

Throwing the Rock at:
Sly Cooper


Invoking Waza: Bear Crush

Enhanced A-vote to:
Sly Cooper

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster

*sigh*

Interrupt in case anybody tries to chain that.


Use Snake Oil on Sly Cooper (remove Pain).
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1 R-Vote to Red, because a trade is a trade

Using JP Starlight Heal on Sly Cooper to level the playing field (slightly) -7 JP

1 R-Vote to Sly Cooper to serve the same purpose

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Keitaro Urashima
Musculotonic
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2/5 R-Votes
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1 R-vote to Sly Cooper, chaining to Keitaro's vote

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Drizzt and Revan heard a commotion above, but didn't bother to go and see what exactly what was happening. They already knew. A horde of Baphomets had flooded into the chapel, swarming the Drizzt, Revan, Guen, and HK-47. Drizzt's scimitars were spinning and weaving in a beautiful dance, and he could hear Revan's lightsaber humming and crackling as it sliced through the demons' flesh. Guenhwyvar was out there somewhere, likely trying to clear a path out of the cathedral and into a more open fighting space.

A Baphomet came up on Drizzt's right, its scythe coming down towards the drow's ribcage. Drizzt slid Twinkle out of the Baphomet he had just slain and met the attack underneath the blade at the shaft, then used his larger weapon to deflect it out, piercing the demon in the chest afterward.

"Exclamation:So many meatbags, so very much time to kill them all!" HK-47 squealed as he continued to empty rounds from his blaster rifle into the oncoming hordes, thinning them out as they came on the duo fighting the bulk of the demons. Revan was managing to keep his Force usage to a minimum, relying on his lightsaber so he could monitor the Dark Side in Drizzt as he battled. Drizzt enjoyed killing the evil races of his world, who could not be saved, and he saw that in these demons. Revan could not sense the Dark Side surging in Drizzt.

Your skills are keen. You would do well with a lightsaber in your hand.

Drizzt brought Icingdeath up high, slicing diagonally across one demon's throat and continuing the slice into another's belly. Twinkle was low, the blade upright to cover the scythe that was hurtling towards his abdomen.

Well, when we get out of here, perhaps I'll give your's a go.

Revan laughed aloud, his saber twirling in front of him, severing the blades from two Baphomets' weapons before cleaving down across their torsos.

"Guen has cleared a path, quickly!" Drizzt shouted, and Revan bolted with Force speed through the narrow hallway, which was littered with Baphomet corpses. Drizzt, with his speed-enhancing anklets, did well to keep up, and at the end of the corridor was Guenhwyvar, bleeding and exhausted.

"You fought well, Guen. Go, rest, and I will see you again soon."

Within moments, the cat was gone, and Drizzt pocketed the onyx figurine.

"We should leave this place before they catch up. There is an exit not far from here. We could move around the outside, seal the door, and come back around to trap the demons within the chapel," Revan said, his eyes keenly focused on the surrounding corridors.

"Let us act with haste, then."

Drizzt and Revan fled quickly, reaching the back exit of the chapel, and flung the door shut. Revan used the Force to lift an enormous boulder in front of the door, sealing it for the pint-sized demons quickly making their way towards is.

"To the front we go."


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Drizzt and Revan are now heading to the front of the chapel where Malak, Bud, Lisa, and Guri, and the rest of the friggin tournament are. Very Happy
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