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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:32 pm Post subject: 5-6 |
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"Are you sure there's anything down here?" Keitaro whispered. "I thought you said something about artifacts and treasure and -"
"Shhh!" Sly froze in place.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
The two of them stood motionless in the hallway. Sly's ears perked up slightly, tracking the source of the sound - a faint hissing from somewhere far down the corridor.
"Hear that?" Sly asked.
"Hear what?"
"Never mind... wait here a second. I'm going to go check this out."
Sly disappeared into the shadows.
"Hey, where did you -"
"Psst!" Sly appeared again out of the darkness. "Right here. Just wait there - I'm going ahead. Don't move... and, please try not to do anything stupid."
"Who are you calling... oh, all right."
Vanishing again, Sly crept forward down the hallway. Gradually, the source of the sound came into view: a quartet of lizardmen stood there muttering in their bizarre tongue, those in front holding long spears and those in the rear fierce-looking steel blades. They were fearsome creatures, far more vile than anything Sly had seen in his world (and the underground crime scene was filled with these types) - six or seven feet tall, with sharp teeth and thick plated armor.
Moving forward as slowly as he possibly could as to not make even the faintest sound that might be detected over the crackle of the dim torches, the invisible Sly gradually crept past the four guards and down a long, curving hallway - which dead-ended after only about a hundred feet. There stood another pair of guards... flanking either side of an ornate wooden chest.
The thief raised the lid a crack and peered inside. And what was there went far beyond even his greatest expectations - piles of gold and jewels glittered from its exterior. Sly stared in through the open crack, eyes wide at the jewels. Absolutely incredible wealth... just incredible...
Suddenly one of the guardian lizard's eyes moved, and fell right on the cracked-open chest. In a panic, Sly dropped it shut and pressed himself against the well as the guard made a few hissing sounds and looked back and forth in confusion.
Sly Cooper shook his head. This was not going to be as easy as he'd hoped - there was no way he was going to retrieve anything from that chest with these guards watching. Somebody was going to have to create a distraction. Somebody powerful, strong, skilled with a sword and able to take down six or more massive lizard soldiers all on his own.
Or maybe Keitaro. _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
Current Location: Dungeon
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Thirdtwin the original -SHINING JUSTICE-

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 803 Location: in a box of mistery
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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---this actually did happen---
Red smacked Red again. Red called Red some not nice names. Then Red went away. Red, done with Red, turned to watch the redhead fight the guy with the red lightsaber.
Yeah. Hey hey kiddies, let's figure out how to make this sentence grammatically correct :D! John where James had had had had had had had had had had had the teacher's approval
Oh yeah, and a lizardman stepped on Conker's tail.
---this may or may not have happened---
Aren't you getting tired of these?
Well, you're in luck. The -Magical Plot Device Fairy- has finally shown up to resolve this painful plot twist. It seems she didn't erase that second Red that showed up in Round... 2 was it? 2 or 3. Anyway, thanks to all the extradimensional futzing around, that alternate version of Red had returned, ready to be used as a plot device/round condition loophole! YAY.
Well, that's why he was running. But like the song goes... he couldn't get away.
Okay, I'm going to bed now so y'all will have to imagine this part, but Red gets caught and magicked away again, this time for good. (or is he....?) The -Magical Plot Device Fairy- hence returned to the strange other world whence she came.
But in her wake.... two pictures.
Pictures of her, the -Magical Plot Device Fairy-.
Pictures of -Nabeshin-.
Pictures of... some things not suitable for minors to view.
Unfortunately, a pair of blue people happened to happen upon these photos. What they saw would scar them irreversibly.
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A-votes to:
Conker
Brahne
Jedah _________________ TT
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Moogle Chased by destiny

Joined: 28 Dec 2003 Posts: 138 Location: Maryland, USA
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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This time, at least, Keitaro was not playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with himself. Instead, as Sly padded up, he saw that Keitaro was holding a piece of chalk and writing on the wall with it. Further investigation revealed that the human was this time playing Tic-Tac-Toe with himself.
"Now you're just doing it on purpose."
"What?" Keitaro replied, giving Sly an innocent look. "I have to do something to stay busy. Otherwise I get bored. And a bored Keitaro Urashima is dangerous."
"God knows the normal Keitaro Urashima is dangerous enough."
Taking it as a compliment, Keitaro beamed. Sly could not help but grin. "I see you've managed to avoid killing yourself, as well."
"Tyr's scales balance my life," the 'cleric' dramatically intoned, then promptly returned to his self-on-self game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
"Uh, right." All of the dogmatic religious mumbo-jumbo was making Sly a bit nervous. "So I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that straight down that tunnel is a bigger hoard of gold and jewels than you've probably ever laid eyes on - well, maybe not, since you know an archaeologist, but it's a big hoard."
"And the bad news?" There was always bad news. For Keitaro Urashima, saying there was bad news was akin to saying that the Pope was Catholic, that the sun rose in the east, that Coke was better than Pepsi, and that women's breasts were the greatest gift to mankind that ever existed.
"There's a bunch of lizardmen guarding it."
"How many is a bunch?"
"At least a half dozen."
"...I'll take them."
"You'll what?"
"I'll take them."
"You?"
"Hey, all this stuff is good for something." Keitaro lifted his arms, showing off the weapon, shield, and armor that he was wearing. "I can take them."
"Okay," Sly countered, "but I'll be waiting here."
Keitaro nodded. "See you later."
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And that was how he found himself walking alone down the tunnel, straight towards at least a half dozen lizardmen, with only Tama-chan for company, for all the good that would do him. Well, he was a powerful cleric of Tyr, so Tyr was with him (sort of,) but he was also Keitaro Urashima.
Still, he certainly cut an intimidating stride, walking down that hallway purposefully with his warhammer drawn and his shield at the ready.
"Hang on, Tama-chan. I've got something I need to do first."
In the middle of the tunnel he stopped, and he called up two of his most powerful spells.
"Enemies all around, Tyr's power strike them down!" called mass harm.
Then its counterpart spell: "Cure the just with divine winds!" Mass heal.
"Now let's go kick some lizardmen ass!"
"Myuh!" Tama-chan agreed.
He charged down the tunnel recklessly. It was what Furedo Furintu would have done. And that was why it was exactly what he did.
It probably would have worked for Furedo Furintu, but not so for Keitaro Urashima. With all of the noise he made coming down the tunnel, the lizardmen were plenty alerted to his presence. As he strode into the room where they guarded their hoard, they waited in ambush on either side, and he was quickly knocked, rocked, and clocked by their clubs, without ever quite being aware what was going on.
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Tama-chan flew back up the tunnel. "Myuh!" she informed Sly, waving.
Sly rolled his eyes. "Well, I saw that coming..."
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MASS HARM
A-Votes to:
Sora
Edward
Jedah
Master Chief
MASS HEAL
R-Votes to:
Drizzt
Culex
Red
Nova
Using Cure on self (Keitaro Urashima)
Stats:
Keitaro Urashima
Musculotonic
0/5 A-Votes
0/5 R-Votes
39/39 WP
5/23 JP
Items: 1 Rock, 1 It's Happy Explosion Dynamite!, 2 Magi-Water
Equipment: Harmonium Earring
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Helmar Brilliant Reflection

Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 57 Location: Cephiro
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Magic Knight Rayearth Best Song Book: 11 Mokona Ondo de Pupupu no Pu
The battle had been joined. On one side of the fray stood the vile foes of humanity, having either sided with the Dread Queen Morag of their own free will
or by mind-control. Morag wasnt picky about how she aquired her lackies. On the other, stood one, lone Holy Beast.
With a fro.
Master Chief Initiative: 15
Sora Initiative:25
Jedah Initiative: 32
Batman Initiative: 7
Queen Brahne Initiative: 1
Mokona Initiative: 42
Mokona Melee attack against Batman. Hit! (65 damage: 7 Slashing, 35 Divine, 10 Acid, 10 Cold, 8 Fire)
Jedah Melee attack against Mokona. Miss!
Sora Melee attack against Mokona. Miss! Critical Miss!
Master Chief Ranged attack against Mokona. Hit! (0 damage)
Queen Brahne Melee attack against Mokona. Critical Miss!
Mokona casts Time Stop
Mokona casts Haste
Mokona casts Meteor Swarm
Mokona casts Power Word: Kill
Mokona casts Power Word: Kill
Sora Meteor Swarm: 48 damage (48 Fire)
Jedah Meteor Swarm: 56 damage (56 Fire)
Jedah Regeneration: 56 points.
Queen Brahne Meteor Swarm: 27 damage (27 Fire)
Mokona - Meteor Swarm: 0 damage (0 Fire)
Queen Brahne Power Word: Kill: Fort save vs DC 59: Success!
Queen Brahne Power Word: Kill: Fort save vs DC 59: Failure!
Master Chief Ranged attack against Mokona. Critical Miss!
Master Chief 29 damage (15 Bludgeoning, 14 Fire)
Jedah Steal Soul against Mokona. Hit! (0 damage)
Mokona Fort save vs DC 49: Success!
Mokona Melee attack against Jedah. Hit! (85 damage: 7 Slashing, 35 Divine, 15 Acid, 15 Cold, 8 Fire)
Jedah Regeneration: 85 points.
Mokona Melee attack against Jedah. Hit! (55 damage: 5 Slashing, 35 Divine, 10 Acid, 3 Cold, 2 Fire)
Jedah Regeneration: 55 points.
Mokona Melee attack against Jedah. Critical Hit! (210 damage: 25 Slashing, 105 Divine, 30 Acid, 30 Cold, 20 Fire)
Jedah Regeneration: 210 points.
Jedah Steal Soul: Miss!
Mokona Epic Spell: Nailed to the Sky
Jedah Fort save versus DC 109: Failure!
"Puu."
With that, the victorious Mokona turned his back on Morag's shattered forces.
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TwinSword: A-vote to Jedah
TwinSword: A-vote to Sora
TwinSword: A-vote to Brahne
TwinSword: A-vote to Master Chief _________________
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AsylumXKP ...Back again

Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Posts: 642 Location: Still Drunk!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Red Mage whistled as he walked down the tunnels. A lizardman ran towards him from the other end.
"Magic Missile." said Red Mage as he pointed his right hand at the beast. A few bolts of magic flew from them, and right into the lizardman. The monster convulsed from the magical barrage then fell to the ground.
"I probablly need to save my magic but... Oh well." Red Mage walked over the Lizardman's body and searched. He found a few gold coins, and a +1 Keen great club. Red Mage continued walking and whistling. Suddenly he felt two dagger against his throat.
"Hihi." said the young ninja.
"What? I didn't even get to make my initiative! Or my spot checks!"
"That's because I am elite compared to you! Now give me information!"
"Listen. I got a shiny +1 Keen Great Club here that I'm sure you'd LOVE to have! Just imagine your keeness improved with this... thing."
"I am PK."
"No you're not." laughed Red Mage.
"I AM! I AM LEVEL 99!"
"99! HA! Let me see your character sheet!" Sora dropped his guard and pulled out a piece of paper. He handed Red Mage his character sheet, complete with poor writing and doodles.
"Well... Wait! I see the error!" Red Mage pulled out a pencil and started erasing here and there. "There!" he handed Sora back the sheet. It now said 9 Fighter/9 Rogue.
"9/9 just like you said! Next time remember to list your classes next to your levels."
Sora scratched his head in confusion while Red Mage sneaked away.
"I AM LEVEL 99 NOT 9/9 STUPID NEWB!" Sora looked around and his quarry was gone. "WTF?" _________________
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San Draco Elven High Wizard

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 908 Location: Faerun
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:18 am Post subject: |
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The lizards laughed in triumph. <At last! The overworld shall belong to us, the Creators! We shall utilize the power of -Positive Energy- to bring their negativity to their knees!>
The shaman in charge nodded. <And it is with the all-too-common "Cure" and "Soul Crystal" that their doom shall come! A fitting tribute to the cunning of the Creators!>
As every D&D player knows, however, utilizing positive energy actually heals those that it touches, as three lucky souls would know. One, a thief by trade and inclination, felt more confident and stealthy. Another, a human, found comfort even in the face of adversity. And the last, a well-known Drow... was both reinvigorated, and found that his newly-reconciled nature had given him more power, as well.
Unfortunately, the lizardmen never knew of this side-effect to their scheme for world domination. Meanwhile, at the heart of the action...
Malak, for all of the pain and suffering that he knew he was going to be in for, laughed. It was the laughter of the nigh-insane, as Malak saw that the duel would not end in the way that he had originally hoped... but at the same time, he knew that he would be able to cause much pain and destruction. To Malak, that would be a good enough trade. At least, considering the individual he was facing...
As the storm Shizumaru summoned continued to rage, Malak took a low duellist's pose, his mind throbbing from the sheer energies being thrown by the young one. Malak had fought powerful opponents before, but this... this was overwhelming. Despite his natural arrogance, the Sith lord knew that he, alone, wouldn't be able to defeat that one.
However... Even as the thought formed in his mind, the red-haired boy threw his umbrella up into the air, an "Ichidan: Kyoraku Zan!" on his lips. Malak braced himself, lightsabre in front of him... Just in time. From out of nowhere, it seemed, Shizumaru materiallized in front of him, stabbing inward with his no-dachi. The blade struck against Malak's lightsabre... and the kissaki of the Ou Haraeno Maga Kami Shizumaru was vaporized. For just a moment, the two warriors looked at each other in a mixture of shock and calculation.
Then the moment passed. Malak slashed again with his lightsabre, but Shizumaru easily dodged out of the way. Then, he picked up the umbrella. Malak shook his head. "That won't work again."
Shizumaru's only reply was, "Chigatana no Ensatsu Jin!" The first blow was a hit from the umbrella: so minor that Malak let it hit him. That, however, was his downfall. The second blow came from nowhere, and it was with the Muramasa. The unholy sword cut into Malak's side... and he began bleeding.
The Sith lord used his Force Jump to leap backwards, and he put a hand to his side. For some reason, his blood just seemed to continue flowing... it was quite worrisome. So, he drained some of Shizumaru's power. Once again, however, the boy's power prevented Malak from hurting him effectively: he barely got enough power to staunch the bleeding. If he was hit again, or even if he reopened that wound...
He only had one opportunity, and he took it. He raised his left hand, but instead of pointing it at Shizumaru, an utterly useless gesture, he clenched his fist at the blue-haired boy and Lisa, who had apparently appeared to do battle with a purple-skinned creature that was utterly unrelated with the battle at hand. "I know what your response is going to be, Shizumaru. Be that as it may... Either step away and leave Akira with me, or both the girl and the boy die."
Not even a moment's hesitation. "Neither. I refuse to choose." Using his nearly god-like speed, Shizumaru dashed towards Malak. However, in that moment, Malak's fist closed completely.
At the same time, Shizumaru nearly screamed, "Koyami!" It was at this moment that the torch providing light for the fight died, and there were two screams in the darkness.
When the torch was finally relit, Malak was slumped on the ground, blood pouring out from numerous wounds that had been inflicted by Shizumaru's attack. Red was lying flat on his face, and a strange-looking female was weeping over his body. While still breathing, Red was pretty bad off, and the fall put a bump that was remarkably akin to a stone being thrown at him... Lisa was barely better off, though she had seemed to escape some of the damage.
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Throw a Rock at Red.
Throw a Rock at Lisa.
Spirit Sword activated!
Spirit Sword sacrificed to double a Mega Windblast, dealing 10 damage to Red and 10 damage to Lisa.
Throw a Jutsu Kitchen Sink at Red.
Utilize a Life Tap against Red.
A-vote to Red.
A-vote to Lisa.
Utilizing Soul Crystal to heal Sly Cooper.
Utilizing the Time Twister to transfer the remaining 3 A-votes (two remaining plus the Dark Robe) to Drizzt Do'Urden.
Utilizing a Cure on Drizzt Do'Urden.
Utilizing a Cure on Nova.
R-vote to Conker.
R-vote to Drizzt Do'Urden.
R-vote to Nova.
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:26 am Post subject: 6-7 |
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Sly looked down at Keitaro.
"Hey... are you alright there?"
Keitaro groaned. "Did we get the treasure...?"
"Um... not exactly. I was sort of hoping you might be able to at least hold them off for longer than six seconds."
Keitaro quivered slightly. "... six ... seconds?"
Sly shook his head to himself. OK, so much for that idea. Maybe if there were somebody else around that could -
Sly's train of thought was interrupted by the sudden gleam of a pair of eyes far down the tunnel, reflecting the torchlight for a moment. Sly squinted into the distance, and barely caught the form of a dark panther slinking off into the shadows. That... might be sufficient.
"Hey, Keitaro!" He banged on the young man's dented-in helmet a few times.
"Uhh..." Keitaro moaned.
"This way. We're going to make a... request for someone in need."
Keitaro just stared at him.
"I'll explain on the way." _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
Current Location: Dungeon
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Rain The Hunter

Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 179 Location: Colorado Springs
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Drizzt stood over the bloodied and beaten Pit Fiend, the (naturally) drunk Volo still standing in the massive hole cut in the cavern by the fueding devil and demon. Drizzt sighed to himself as he brushed his hands together.
*tap tap*
Drizzt looked down to see who had tapped him on the shoulder, and saw the racoon who had caused him so much trouble just days ago. However, he didn't feel anger brewing inside of him--the Hunter was indeed quelled.
"What do you want?"
Sly rubbed his hands together, and smirked at Drizzt.
"Just down that hallway is a horde of lizardmen. Me and Keitaro here--"
"Hi!" Keitaro said with a grin, waving. Sly rolled his eyes.
"Me and...this guy...were doing some reconaissance when we noticed the lizardmen were protecting a number of innocents, but we could not help them."
"Innocents? You never--" Keitaro started before Sly smacked him in the shin with his cane.
"We were hoping," Sly said with a glare to the cleric, "that you could fight the beasts while my...friend...here and I snuck the innocents out and away from them." Sly said, his eyes flashing over to the cleric, who was rubbing his shin with a hurt look on his face.
"As...untrustworthy as I may find you, the ability to help those in need is worth taking a risk for. Show me the way."
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"I don't see any captives."
Sly was quick to react.
"Well, they're hidden in the room back behind. You need to keep away from that room at all costs. Wouldn't want something bad to happen."
Drizzt nodded, looking over the lizardmen and surveying his options.
"I'll go slay the lizardmen. You two stay here."
Sly's eyes widened as Drizzt began to stand.
"No, no, its too risky. We need to get the innocents out as quickly as possible. One of the lizardmen might try to block them off before we can get them out."
Drizzt nodded.
"Then do what you must."
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Drizzt counted six lizardmen--not enough to excite him, but more than enough to give him a good workout. He crept down the stone passage, slipping his bow from his shoulder and taking aim at one of the beasts.
Just as he was about to fire, he saw a shadowy figure drop down into the middle of the room, landing atop one of the lizardmen and throwing a projectile at another. Drizzt slung his bow and drew his scimitars in what any other person would see as one fluid motion, and sprinted into the fight.
The dark figure nodded to Drizzt as he entered the cavern, and decked one of the lizardmen in the jaw. Drizzt launched into the fray, until he noticed that in the time it had taken him to race down the corridor, the dark knight had already dispatched all six of the creatures.
"Drizzt."
Drizzt raised an eyebrow.
"You know me?"
The shade warrior nodded.
"I have researched all of the combatants in this tournament. I am Batman."
The Dark Knight extended his hand to Drizzt, and the Ranger returned the handshake.
"Now all we have to do is get by that elf without him seeing us. Think you can handle that?"
"Tyr will lead me on my path."
Drizzt and Batman looked at one another with understanding, and both of them crept to the small, curtained cubby as silent as death.
"Well, whoever it is that's giving you pointers has a bizarre sense of humor."
Drizzt and Batman both slung open the curtain to see Sly and Keitaro filling their pockets and sacks with gold. Sly looked up at the even-faced pair, and mustered a meek laugh.
"Innocents?" Drizzt stated more than asked.
Sly shrugged, and grinned.
"Jewels never hurt anyone."
Drizzt looked to Batman, who looked to Drizzt.
"Oh, hey Bats, good to see you again. Nice of you to pop in again," the thief said with a grin, his eyes darting all around, searching for a means to escape with his hoard.
Batman didn't find the joke funny. At all.
"Drop it. All of it."
Sly looked to Keitaro, who had dropped all of his treasure the moment the curtain opened. He was pointed towards Sly and mouthing words to the party-crashing duo. Sly noticed the cleric still had a bejeweled crown adorning his head.
With a disgusted shake of his head, Sly began to filter items back onto the pile.
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R-Votes to Keitaro and Sly. _________________
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Dry Seeker of Power
Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 114 Location: Seeking Power
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Flaming Poshul leapt out of the shadows and took a bite out of Malak. Luckily, Genbu cauterized the wound before it bled too much...with a nuclear assblast. Their work done, Flaming Poshul and Assblasting Genbu blasted off again...
Almost as an afterthought, a single piece of honey glazed ham drifted down from the heavens, landing squarely on Red's face...a parting gift.
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1x A-Vote on Malak.
Using Waza: Roll Beat on Malak.
Using Waza: Blue Water on Red.
0/2 A-Vote
0/2 R-Vote
0 JP
0 WP _________________ Luna
THE PLACE
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Bud Pumpkin King

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 1464 Location: luz
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Bud summoned Undine to bring acid rain on Nova, Culex, Malak and Master Chief. He then gave candy to Asuka and Red.
Activating Soul Rune (17/26 JP remaining)
A-vote to Nova (Nothing personal. Just too much of a threat)
A-vote to Culex
A-vote to Malak (chained)
A-vote to Master Chief
R-vote to Asuka
R-vote to Red (chained if that's legal)
Starlight Heal to Lisa (10/26 JP remaining)
Psycho Armor to Shizumaru (5/26 JP remaining)
Elemental Barrier on myself (2/26 JP remaining)
Blue Water on Lisa (0/26 JP remaining)
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Rain The Hunter

Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 179 Location: Colorado Springs
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:46 am Post subject: |
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Malak Force Drained a Lizardman. Made him feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Activating Glass Shield.
One R-Vote To Malak.
Blue Water on Malak. _________________
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Coin Huh?

Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 482 Location: Gotham City
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Batman watched as Sly reluctantly put the treasure back, but still with a big smile on his face. Keitaro was decked out in armor, which was by now badly dented.
"Lets get out of here." Batman said, walking out the door. Unfortunately, a Lizardman was passing by and saw Sly putting the treasure back. To the lizardman, it seemed more like taking than putting.
"Thievessssss!" the lizardman yelled, charging forward with his sword raised high. He was quickly silenced by two quick slices of Drizzt's sword, but the din had attracted attention. In the distance thundering footsteps could be heard, evidence of a large force.
While that was happening, Sly quickly slipped a rather large ruby into his pocket, and a strange medallion into his other. The medallion glowed an eerie green for a moment, then returned to its normal cold metal.
"Freaky." Sly whispered, soft enough so Batman wouldn't hear.
"This way!" Drizzt said, dissapearing through a tunnel to the right. He was quickly followed by Batman, Keitaro and Sly. The group ran down the tunnel, Drizzt cutting down any lone opposition they met along the way, until he came to a fork. From the left tunnel more footsteps could be heard, as well as behind them. Quickly turning right, they ran as fast as their legs could take them until they reached a...
"Dead end." Drizzt muttered, turning around and withdrawing his scimitars. Batman did the same with his batarangs, as the lizardmen came into sight. About two dozen of them, with a shaman and an extra large lizardman, standing at about ten feet tall with bulging muscles at the head.
"This isn't looking all that good, is it, Bats?" Sly started, but shut up after receiving Batman's glare.
"Drizzit, can you handle the shaman?" Batman asked. "You have more experience with magic than I do. I'll take on the big one."
Drizzt nodded, and the two shadows charged in.
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i have no idea what the medallion is supposed to be, but its definitely magic, so have fun with it Procyon! _________________
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:45 am Post subject: 5-8 |
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Chronology note: Occurs immediately before Coin's post (above).
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"Hmph." Sly began dumping the loose gold and jewelry back into the chest as a stern-faced Drizzt and Batman stood over him and Keitaro. "All that time and work for nothing. What a waste."
"Just put it back," Drizzt demanded, his face clearly betraying a great amount of anger over being tricked into risking his life for a few coins. "Why in the world did I even begin to believe the word of a such a thieving rodent as you."
"Carnivore, if you please. The only rodent around here is that big orange guy."
"Whatever. Just put it back, and we'll be on our way. You're taking far too long."
"But..." Keitaro stuttered as he cupped a large diamond in his hand. "It's... so... pretty... the girls would go crazy for one of -"
"Put it back now."
"Aw..."
"Here, guys, I'll tell you what." Sly Cooper stood up and faced the two of them. "What do you say we split the treasure four ways - 25 : 25 : 25 : 25. We all walk out of here rich and everybody's happy. How about it?"
"I don't think so," said Batman. "This stuff belonged to somebody - we leave it here until they reclaim it."
"Those creepy lizards are the ones who are going to reclaim it... come on, pull that mask out from over your eyes for a little while and see what's going on around here! This whole place is about to blow sky-high anyway, and if we -"
"Leave it. And that's all I'm going to say."
"Ugh..." Sly dropped the last few pieces of treasure back into the chest.
"Is that it?"
Sly nodded reluctantly.
"All right. Let's get out of here before you get any ideas." Batman took a few steps forward, and beckoned the rest of the group to follow him. But before anybody could move a muscle, a lone lizardman stumbled into the hallway, and with a loud hiss the creature charged forward - only to meet a grim end at the edge of Drizzt's blade.
Unfortuitous as it was, though, this was just the opportunity Sly had been waiting for - as his captors' heads were turned, with a quick motion he snuck two objects off the surface of the open chest and stuffed them in his pockets before either Drizzt or Batman could notice. Sly shook his head to himself, hearing the faint cry of a sentinel off in the distance. They were going to be in for some more trouble...
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[Resume Coin's post.] _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:05 am Post subject: 5-9 |
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Hm, nobody else around? I guess this is what happens when one posts at 4 in the morning.
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Drizzt and Batman charged into combat, a full army of heavily armed lizardmen choking the passage. The metallic clang of weapons and battle-screams of the furious lizard beasts echoed loudly down the corridor as the massive shadows cast by the fighting forces from the ever-burning torches danced along the sides of the tunnel.
Swords clashed. Drizzt flew at the shaman lizard nearest the front of the pack, his sword radiating a brilliant magical energy as he went in for the kill. The shaman raised a clawed hand in a defensive spell, but it was far too late - the blade cut into him with a burst of energy and the lizard mage collapsed backward.
"Popcorn?" Sly passed a bag over to Keitaro.
"Where did...?" Keitaro just stared at him. "Never mind." The armored young man grabbed a handful, and sat back munching as the battle raged.
Batman was clocked across the head by the side of a spear, tottering momentarily before springing to his feet again and forcibly wrenching the weapon from its holder's grasp and using it to impale the creature directly through its midsection.
"Do you think..." Keitaro asked. "Maybe I should help out a bit?"
"NO," Came the simultaneous response of Batman, Drizzt, and Sly.
"Well, jeez, I was just saying..." A dejected Keitaro grabbed another handful of popcorn.
"Kyyrr-!" Drizzt screamed in pain as a fireball slammed into his face, and as he momentarily reeled over in pain and blindness the sword of one of the lizardmen slashed into his side - to his fortune, dinging off the chain mail. Furious, the warrior growled and with a gesture a wave of flame descended over the circle of opponents that was forming around him, who howled in fear and then in rage, as they realized it was an illusion - just in time for Drizzt's scimitar to neatly cleave a terrific slash straight through their armor and sending them flying backwards in a spray of magical frost.
Despite the direness of the situation, however, Sly could contain his curiosity no longer. Reaching into his pocket, he the medallion out and stared at the silvery metal surface. Nothing happened for a few seconds, but after a short pause another pulse of green energy erupted from its surface, and the raccoon's eyes lit up in amazement as the object began to glow radiantly in his hand.
Unfortunately, the battle was not progressing well for the defenders. Batman winced in pain as a fierce kick sent him sprawling to the ground and his attacker quickly went for the kill - only a quick levitating blast from Drizzt that knocked the blade out of the lizard's hand saved the caped hero from certain destruction.
Sly gazed deeper into the medallion. Strange words suddenly began to flood his mind - words in a foreign language, and yet somehow he understood:
Brilliance of a hundred suns
The crashing ocean waves...
"Allow me to help!" From in front of the group, on the other side of their aggressors, a tall black-haired swordsman leapt into view and immediately began assaulting the group from the rear, catching the lizard army in a pincer formation. "Just as others came to aid me on the day I was outnumbered a thousand to one... I will come to aid you!"
Thunder of an avalanche
Erupting from the flames...
The lizardmen howled and charged after him, but the armored man's skills were amazing, and the creatures fell in droves before the blade of his sword. Nevertheless, he began to tire, and was slowly pushed back by attacker after attacker as his reactions slowed.
Radiance of truth and light, banish evil from the night
Those who stand for what is right will always win the epic fight.
And with that, an arcing blade of green energy leapt from the face of the medallion and directly at the assaulting group of lizardmen. There was a collective cry of anguish, and with a flash of green light that blinded every participant in the battle the entire army of lizardmen practically evaporated before their eyes.
The victors stared forward in confusion, wondering what has just happened as their weapons dropped to their sides.
"You... how did you do that?" Drizzt turned around and looked at Sly.
The raccoon shrugged. "Never underestimate the power of bad poetry."
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R-vote to Drizzt. (Aid from the medallion.)
(Aid from medallion also explains earlier R-vote to Cyan.)
A-vote to Jedah. (Harmed by the anti-evil effect of the medallion.)
A-vote to Brahne. (Same.)
A-vote to Malak. (Same. I'll make it up to you in a minute, though; don't worry!) _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
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Kyo Little Faith

Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Posts: 472 Location: Indefinite
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:16 am Post subject: |
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Nova felt Akira begin to stir back into consiousness even as she saw Malak create that explosion of force where Red and Lisa had been. By the time she had gotten to them, the biker girl had extracated herself from her care so as to not distract her from tending to the two of them.
Meanwhile, Shizumaru gave out a soft sigh as he regarded the prone form of Malak, bleeding from several heavy wounds caused by his final attack. None of them had intended to be lethal--but with the nature of his weapons and the combined blood loss, it was possible that the strange man would not surivive to make it to the next round...
He turned his gaze away and towards Akira, who was standing now(albeit shakily) and making her way towards her discarded helmet--she was likely oblivous to the events that had just occurred. Stifling a self-depreciating sigh and opting to deal with her later, he came to Nova's side to see if any of the salve material he possessed would assist her recuperative attempts on the two Malak had stuck down at the last moment. Arriving wordlessly, he rummaged around to see if he possessed anything of use--
"I'm sure you're aware at least now, that refusing to make a decision is a choice in itself... Shizumaru."
That voice--!
He spun around with Muramasa in hand, to face a Malak who had barely gotten himself off the ground, still bleeding profusely from the wounds the demon had bequeathed upon him. However, the look in his eyes revealed that the Sith Lord was far from finished--in fact, the eyes had somewhat of an almost gleeful spark to them.
Then Shizumaru realized, and saw that at the side of the cave Akira was making her slow progress towards Malak instead--the biker girl had already closed most the distance there with her slow shuffle, and was offering her hand to help Malak up even as the red-haired swordsman looked on in shock.
"Why so suprised? Did I not tell you that she belongs to me? At any rate, I have no reason to prolong contact with you or your allies further."
Shizumaru noticed the glassy look in Akira's eyes even as she supported Malak's ascent to standing properly.
"...Mind control?"
The corners of Malak's visible mouth twitched up in something Shizumaru could only identify as a sneer. "While such manipulation gave me the 'last laugh' so to speak, she will not require it once I am finished."
The eyes of the Scarlet Rain Silence narrowed. "And what makes you think I'm going to let you try? You may have her at your side, but you're badly injured--there's no way for you to escape easily."
The Dark Lord of the Sith made a grating, hollow laugh at that. "What makes you think you can stop me? Are you going to make one of those 'non-decisions' you demonstrated to me earlier? Be my guest... except this time you'll pay a higher price."
His right arm outstretched towards Akira. "But, as for escaping..."
Nova and Shizumaru looked on in horror as Malak Force Drained Akira of her remaining vitality, causing the young girl to let out a terrible scream and crumple into the Sith Lord's arms. At the same time, the spots where blood had been flowing from the most often on Malak's body were somewhat healed, and the flow of blood outside his body ceased entirely.
"You and your friends will soon learn that the Force is a power more infinite than any of you could possibly comprehend!"
Before either of them could dash in to stop him, Malak used the Force to make the area of the tunnel between them to collapse upon itself. The ground itself shook as the ceiling was teporarily disloged and boulder-sized stones fell down to halt any chance of pursuit. Not wasting any time, Malak made a largely-horizontal Force Jump to clear himself and Akira out of harm's path, and proceeded to go deeper within the spiraling passageways.
Akira momentarily stirred. "I...forgot..my helmet..."
Malak ceded that this indeed was a travesty, but one would have to deal with it. _________________
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Curley W Alchemic Fanboy
Joined: 03 Jul 2002 Posts: 177
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:46 am Post subject: What the heck? Curley wrote something?! |
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And just so you know, this post kinda sucks. :E
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Jason climbed out of the P.E.R.C., dress in a new clothing. He had been traveling more often ever since he had gotten the Passport from Fabian, and was starting to treat the Dimensional Duffel Bag like a hotel room. "This must be the Inverted Karma Theory in action."
"Inverted what now?" Vader asked. Jason had managed to identify the large canine form to be a Blink dog from Dungeons and Dragons Mythos.
"Inverted Karma Theory. In the past recordings of tournaments, me and the Professor have noticed many of the less active participants get attacked the soonest, despite their efforts not to show their faces." Jason stated. "These 'No-Shows' attract a lot of attention early on. Fortunately they're left alone after the conflicts between still active competitors increase."
"And all you could think of for why this happens is Karma?" Vader groaned.
"Well, stuff like luck can have a near physical presence at times." The Young mand said in defense. "Plus it's not just superstition. No-Shows don't tend to fight as feircely as others do, so even if they start a fight, they end up losing ninety percent of the time."
"And I take you think the theory is why you've been getting your ass handed to you?"
"Well, I haven't been doing much besides trying to rest." Jason said. "Sorry for being so half dead this time around."
"I can understand wanting to rest. You've been hopped on caffiene and Energize formulas for half the month instead of sleep. Don't you think you should try saying no for once? You don't have to keep carting people around, and the Professor HIRED you to help him with his research!"
"But..."
"You owe the Professor for everything he's done for you. He's given you a salary, free room and board at the Manor, he's even talking about a college fund for whenever you stop getting invited to Tournaments. And you spend your time goofing off with Jean, and Yugi and Lime and all the others!" Jason said nothing as the Shapeshifter continued to berate him. "You don't have time to keep acting like a kid. You're twenty now, it's time you started acting like it."
"Your right, your right..." Jason mumbled. After a few seconds, He managed his regular smile. "I've been trying to do to much. When we get back, I'll give the Professor a thorough apology when we get back. And I'll only use the Passport when on assignment, and on my days off."
"Good boy." Vader teased, sounding like a master praising their dog. "Now, about our current problem..."
"Right. The demon." Jason sighed. Confronted with several of the reptilian locals, Jason used AOHellHole to summon a demon to avoid a fight. The Lizards were defeated, but the Demon was too "disturbing" to be left free. After realizing what he had brought out, he had become so distraught that he practically begged Keitaro to hit him.
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*THUD!*
"Ow!" Jason shouted, having tripped during his hunt. After searching for a while, he learned that the demon had attacked the Dorm Manager, as well as the Knight Cyan, and a young woman in a biker uniform. He had stopped to help them. A Dark elf ranger gave him a description the Caverns layout, and a large crystallinne being reported having seen a creature that fit it's description, and which way it was headed. He thanked them for their help by using a Super Heal Formula on both of them.
"Now where could it..." The sound of gunfire answered his questions as he saw a man in heavy battle armor trying to fend off the Very abomination he had summoned.
"?ecaf eht ot yas sregnif evif od tahW" He creature bellowed. Then, with one fierce backhand, sent Master Chief Crashing into a one of the cavern walls. It looked human, infact, the only thing making him a perfect double of a popular comedian were two large horns sticking out of his forehead. "!hctib ,semaJ kciR m'I"
Jason drew out the Victory Rune and prepared to fight the one, and hopefully the only...
David Chap-Hell.
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1 A-Vote to Jason Soe(Curley W/Myself)!(*trip*)
1 A-Vote to Urashima Keitaro(Moogle)!
1 A-Vote to Cyan Garamonde(Magus)!
1 A-Vote to Akira Kazama(Kyo)!
1 A-Vote to Master Chief(Peptuck)!
1 R-Vote to Urashima Keitaro!
1 R-Vote to Cyan Garamonde!
1 R-Vote to Akira Kazama!
1 R-Vote to Culex(Wayne)!
1 R-Vote to Drizzt Do'Urden(Rain)!
Spending 5 JP to use the Magic Ability Psycho Armor on Drizzt Do'Urden!
Spending 3 WP to use the Skill Ability Counter on Jason Soe!
Also, don't know if I have this still(if I don't, please ignore this Dareon.), but just to make sure...
Using the Item Cure from my Item stock on Drizzt Do'Urden! |
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Procyon Raccoon Master Thief

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 238 Location: Socorro, NM
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:58 am Post subject: 5-10 |
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Sly Cooper dusted his hands and placed the medallion in his pocket. Well, that had certainly been one of the more unexpectly useful acquisitions in his life. He felt a faint shimmer around himself as the pendant dropped into his pocket, as if surrounded by a barrier.
"Where did you get that?" Drizzt demanded, looking right at him.
"What, this?" Sly pulled out the small metal circle momentarily. "Oh, nowhere special; just an old family heirloom, you know..."
"You kept it from the treasure back there, didn't you?"
"Um..." Sly hesitated to respond, tapping his cane against his heel. "Maybe...?"
Drizzt frowned. "Hm. Perhaps it was fate that you should have that, then... you may keep it."
The raccoon blinked a few times in surprise - but, hey, if the guy was going to change his mind, why object?
"So, gentlemen," said Sly. "Where to next? Got any brilliant new pl-"
Unfortunately, the rest of his sentence was interrupted by a deep roar that appeared to resonate from deep within the heart of the mountain. The walls of the corridor shuddered, and small rocks and dust fell from above them onto the unlikely party of competitors (as well as others elsewhere in the winding catacombs of the mountain).
"OK, that's bad. I'm... out of here."
And with that, Sly suddenly sprinted out of the group and up the tunnel. After a few seconds, though, he turned around.
"Oh, feel free to follow behind, if you can keep up."
The raccoon bounded into the darkness as another shock passed through the mountain. The three remaining competitors looked at each other - and set off in pursuit.
Further explosions shook the party as they made their way up through winding corridors, and more than one sponsor decided to join them on their way out. Or at least, outward - whether this place had any exits at all remained to be seen...
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Psychic Prison on Sly. (Medallion effect.)
Wall Rune on Sly. (Medallion effect.)
A-vote to Sora. (Hit by falling rubble from the explosion.)
R-vote to Culex. (Followed in the escape route.)
R-vote to Malak. (Also followed.)
Use Cure on Malak. (Also followed.) _________________
Description 1: Police Dossier
Description 2: The Thievius Raccoonus Online
Chapter 0: Return to Paris 0-1 0-2
Chapter 3: Battle of the Blackness 3-1 3-2 3-3 3-4 3-5 3-6 3-7
Chapter 4: The Red Menace 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 4-5 4-6 4-7
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise 5-1 5-2 5-3 5-4 5-5 5-6 5-7 5-8 5-9 5-10
Chapter 6: The Jack of Diamonds 6-1 6-2 6-3 6-4 6-5 6-6 6-7
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Dareon 1.5% Margin of Error

Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Posts: 328 Location: Alaska, you fools! Stop being surprised!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:00 am Post subject: |
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*casts Polymorph Post*
Within her throne chamber, Morag stirred. The warmblood slave, now significantly colder, flopped off her, throat torn out in a moment of pique. Pity. She had enjoyed that one.
These fools... Who were they to barge into her domain just as the preparations were being finalized? Worms, insects, humans, and less than that.
...Okay, I got that far and my brain just froze up. I had planned to write some great grand heroic thing about Geese Howard and Batman teaming up to defeat Morag, but instead I shall use the plot devices you people have been using.
Suddenly, Flaming Poshul and Assrocket Genbu slammed into Morag. Then, she was hit by a donut truck. The contestants disappeared. Morag died. Iteration saved, yay, woo, happy happy fun time.
Voting has ended.
Here are the answers to the minigame that wasn't. Links to the individual files, as well as the people they referenced, codephrase to return, and the reward.
Hard
snakepellets (Batman) ("creature of the night", 1 WP/JP)
dessarin (Drizzt) ("underdark reprahzent", 1 WP/JP, Unlucky Coin)
kyoshiro (Shizumaru) ("pretty fly for a samurai", 1 WP/JP, Unlucky Coin, Lucky Coin)
freelol (Revan/Malak) ("getting some wookie", 3 WP/JP, Unlucky Coin, Lucky Coin)
gate (Conker) ("crying over spilt milk", 5 WP/JP, Unlucky Coin, Lucky Coin)
evilkins (Khrima) ("Oops, I forgot to save." 10 WP/JP, Unlucky Coin, Lucky Coin, Magi-Water, Purple Eye, choice of HyperionBazooka/BirchRing/TwinSword/JackalSword)
Medium
kaboola (Kirby) ("marshmallow peep", 1 WP/JP)
Next round will be up shortly, just need to calculate private votes and WP/JP. |
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