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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 49
(6/4/02 4:26:25 pm)
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Game Parody #2!
Conker removed the painful lance from his side. As soon as he removed it, he was covered in a green glow. He felt that some of his life force has been removed, trapped inside a green bubble headed off to another team.
Great. Two teams against one!Conker thought. Another lightbulb appeared above his head. Instinctively he grabbed behind, only to see a strange blue and white ball covered with bumps. He looked at it oddly for a second, then got an idea. With ball in hand he swam over to the second team. Conker spun the ball with his left index finger, and punched it with his right hand towards Agrias hitting her in the face. The ball bounced back and Conker hit it a second time, nailing "Beardy" in the gut. Conker spun quickly around upside down, and kicked the ball into Golbez with a strong force, impacting his chest and sending him backwards.
"GOOOOAAAAAAAAL!" Conker gurlgled. He then looked off to the first team, seeing Bowser and "Ponytails" in a fight.
Conker: Hang on guys, I'm coming back!
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1 A vote to Agrias
1 A vote to Strago
Vital blow to Golbez (11SP used) for 2 damage.
1 R-vote to Bowser
1 R-vote to Yamazaki (Conker filled the team with hope that he was stopping by to save their arses. Yay.)
=== Lvl 1 Adept. 1 Attack Votes, 2 Reversal Votes, 49
Special Points ===
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"
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allenhill2002
RTT: Golbez
Posts: 295
(6/4/02 4:37:50 pm)
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Re: Surprise!!!
"You'll live to regret that, I assure you!!!" Screamed Yamazaki.
Golbez pulled his sword from it's sheath and held it squarely in front of himself, with what seemed like a smirk.
"You wish to fight me?" laughed Yamazaki before swimming toward the 'Knight' "This should be good."
"Better than you think," Stated Golbez as he aimed his sword at Yamazaki.
"DARK WAVE!!!" Screamed Golbez as 3 bolts of blackish blue energy erupted from his sword.
The waves continuously separated and then rejoined as the flew toward their target with alarming speed. Yamazaki was surprised by the turn of evens. What he thought was going to be a simple sword fight, dramatically changed when the energy hit him and set him backwards. He definitely underestimated the pale warrior.
However, Golbez also underestimated the effect that his little sword trick would have, when added to the ball hitting him. He forgot to consider what would happen when he used the 'infamous' Dark Wave w/o properly preparing for the backlash. Because of his stupidity, he was yards away from where he started.
Out of the corner of his eye, Golbez saw Laguna being attacked by a shark. Golbez placed his hand above him and shot out an energy blast to project him toward the shark. He drove his sword into it's head, killing it instantly. Golbez then laid his hands on Laguna's wound and healed him with what little power he had left.
Golbez collapsed as Laguna awoke.
1 A-Vote on Yamazaki
1 R-Vote on Laguna
0 A-Votes
0 R-Votes
10 Special Points (because of Silence)
I guess it would be too much to hope that my team won't be eliminated this round. Everyone seems to have a personal Vendetta against us. Ahhh well, all's fair in love and war. Come on Izlude, Terra, and Merton. I need some help. Mog should help Strago.
*sigh*
At least I made it past the first round.
 Redemption comes at what cost?
Edited by: allenhill2002 at: 6/4/02 4:43:57 pm
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Soujiro Seta
RTT :: Kaze
Posts: 17
(6/4/02 4:44:04 pm)
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Round 2
The Singing Sea - Part II
As always, trouble began with a woman. It usually ended with a summon, though.
The wavering forests of giant kelp had proven quite suitable for Kaze, clad in his dark wetsuit, to remain hidden, just one more of the dancing shadows created by the weaving fronds. Someone else also realized the usefulness of covert swimming – it was a young, waifish maiden in a green string bikini, toting a sturdy spear. She looked like a pearl diver, almost, but of course, anyone who would wear a string bikini to the bottom of the ocean had to also be crazy enough to be part of the competition. The silver bracer on her arm confirmed Kaze’s supposition, and he took extra caution to conceal his movement as he weaved about the kelp beds.
Then he saw it, a bit of pinkish mist around her lithe form. She was bleeding. The light color of the diffused blood let Kaze know it wasn’t serious, but even so, there were hungry creatures in these waters who could smell the tiniest amounts of blood. He had seen some of them; a pod of sharks that looked to be at least twenty meters long. But what did this elflike girl matter to him? Just another competitor out to survive, one who wouldn’t think twice to slip that spear between his ribs and into his lung. It would be kind of funny, seeing the pink bubbles rise out of his chest toward the surface. Still, though, that wasn’t the impression her passing presence gave him. It was a contention between what he knew to be solid and what he perceived to be solid.
She somersaulted in the water to meet him as he emerged from the shadows like a living shade. She gasped, but there was no comprehensible sound, just a distressed-sounding murmur and a small stream of bubbles on their way to the surface. Kaze tread the water, making no sudden motion. He locked eyes with her; a habit he often had to let others know his intentions without having to speak to them. Her eyes glittered with determination and resilience, yet without a feeling of unkind malice. He reached for his belt as the pretty blonde swung her spear to the ready. But he knew what he was doing.
With his free left hand, instead of his crimson handgun, he grabbed a tiny vial in a small pouch at his side. Brining it up slowly, he motioned with his head at her arm. She seemed to understand, and raised her arm, showing where it had been injured. Palming the small glass, he twisted the top off with his first two fingers, releasing the liquid in the water by the arm and swirling it to envelop the wounded area. Not once did his rough hand ever come in contact with her fair skin, she seemed to note.
She looked up at him as he fastened the cap back on the vial and dropped it back into his pouch. She nodded and was about to give him a smile, but she saw his face the same as before, as if one expression was all it could wear. It was the face of neither a friend or an enemy, but of just a man who had done something because he may have only felt so inclined. She had interpreted it as a kind gesture, but the more she thought about it, the more she wondered if he had any spark of kindness in his heart when he had helped her. As she watched her wound close, she nodded again. The man in the black wetsuit said nothing, his bound hair waving behind him in the rhythm of the swaying kelp. The two looked at each other, studying, observing. She looked down at the golden pod that either covered or replaced his right forearm, but he saw her and pulled his right arm back in a gesture almost defensive in nature. Turning his head, he kicked his feet erratically and dove off into the kelp forest that grew from the sea floor.
The last thing she remembered noticing before he departed was the triangular tattoos that rimmed the lower outer-rim of his right eye.
We’ve all got our reasons she thought, shouldering her spear as she prepared to use the kelp in much the same function as she guessed that man had. Even if I didn’t understand it, I won’t question it. There are more pressing matters today…
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1 R-Vote to Lise
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Soil! My strength!
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Mithrigil
RTT--Scarlett Welles
Posts: 32
(6/4/02 4:50:09 pm)
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And the Oscar goes to...
Scarlett ached all over.
She let herself idly trail off toward the bottom of the ocean, closing her eyes and letting her hair wisp about her face.
That little bitch hit HARD...
She felt a fish swim by her, but didn't open her eyes. Whatever it was couldn't take her on. Even in her current state, her confidence wouldn't abandon her.
She just kept on with the descent. Even Rami's healing spells weren't enough to make her stay right now.
She wondered, and almost did so aloud; Why the fuck am I still here?
Help meee.e.e.e... She head someone whimpering in the back of her mind. Her eyes flashed open at the possibility of someone not wanting to die.
Then closed again slowly when she saw it was Laguna.
She managed to smile and swam over to him, following the slight trails his blood was making and his little gulping cries. It somehow made him attractive...in the way she usually thought attractive, anyway.
Scarlett...um...help? His darkened hair accented his pleading eyes and pitiable smile.
Such a sweetie, such a boy... She smirked down at him, keeping herself afloat barely above his near-naked body as both sank even deeper into the ocean. I do owe you for earlier, don't I?
As his eyebrows knotted in a bit of confusion, she strentch to her anklet languidly, pulling the potion-tablets and green elixir forward as if she would simply give them to him. And his hands reached slowly to take them.
With a laugh, she pulled them back slightly. Hold your horses, Loire, she sent. You'll like this even more my way.
She put both potions into her own mouth.
Scarlett...! he feebly protested, reaching for her. W...what the heck...
One second, she assured him, uncapping the elixir right by her lips and quickly dabbing into her mouth with the dropper. One second...
Adding to the pain, his leg started to cramp as his body figured out what was about to happen.
Scarlett quickly capped the dropper-bottle and slipped it into her anklet again, taking a bit of effort to run her hand along Laguna's skin as she straightened herself out. Taking note of his...condition...she smirked like a demon and leaned in to his face, eyes half-lidded and lips puckered. Told you you'd like it my way.
He moaned.
And she kissed him.
Laguna's body went completely rigid as his mind started to catch up with it. Oh Hyne... he mentally stammered as his arms started to shake. Scarlett...
You have to open your mouth for this to work, she laughed into his mind, wrapping her arms around him to urge him on. Unless you feel like dying in my arms or something.
It's a better death than most people get, he admitted, a bit of a growl making its way into his lips' movements as he tentatively obliged. His hands finally found her skin, and he suddenly realized that the tournament was worth something after all...
And then the vile potions made their way into his mouth, shattering the moment.
His callused fingers pressed into Scarlett's back as the vile concotion ruined the kiss. Swallow it quickly, she commanded, or this will be worth nothing.
It could never be worth nothing! he mentally shouted back, forcing the medicine down in order to get back to the kiss. Scarlett, I--
You're finished? She asked, her grip on his body loosening.
He pulled his lips away and shut his eyes. Yeah.
Good. She grinned down at him just before his back hit the sandy floor of the boundless ocean. Very good, actually, she added, stroking his thigh and snapping the wasitband of his Speedo.
Scarlett, I... he tried again, with pleading eyes. ...I...
--ought to be getting back to my team sometime soon? she finished for him, already floating out of his reach.
He sighed. Yeah.
She laughed, and its echo inside his mind faded along with her presence.
After an angsty moment at the bottom of the sea, Laguna suddenly laughed.
Wait until Ward hears about this!
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Alchemy, 4 R-votes to Laguna.
And several hard spectators.
Scarlett Welles
1 A-vote to go
4 R-votes to go
36 SP to go
And a nomination for Best Romance in the making
Kya-ha-ha-ha-sweet!
Guess who Ms. Sexual Repression USA is playing in RTT?

Isn't the irony lovely?
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mithrigil.
(this links to LT)
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Darkken
RTT - Yamazaki Shinnosuke
Posts: 20
(6/4/02 4:56:12 pm)
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The Underwater Battle continues - Yamazaki vs. Golbez
Yamazaki cringed in pain of his opponent's Dark Wave attack. "Your name is... Golbez, am I right?" Yamazaki asked icily.
"It is indeed." the other answered, his voice bearing a similar note.
"In that case, before I proceed to show you how it was a mistake to cross me, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Yamazaki Shinnosuke." Yamazaki continued to point his sword at his opponent, floating slowly towards him. Golbez chuckled slightly.
"Very well then, Yamazaki Shinnosuke, I accept your challenge. Allow me to draw the rest of your energy out of you..." Golbez raised his hand, and threw yet another green bolt of energy at his opponent.
"Kiiaaaa!!" Yamazaki shouted, throwing himself through the water with amazing speed. Golbez swam backwards, barely dodging the strike of his opponent's blade. The sorcerer was shocked. How could this puny human resist this attack so easily?
Yamazaki smiled coldly. "You thought you could draw my energy away from me and my teammates. But to feed upon the SPIRIT OF HATRED within me... you were... foolish!"
Suddenly, before Golbez's eyes, Yamazaki seemed to change. His eyes began to burn, and his entire body began to glow with a terrible light. His face began to wrinkle, as his face seemed to begin to thin.
"Koutou Mugen Ryu. Akuma Ken." Even his voice was different, deeper, clearer and yet dryer, full of terrifying might.
Golbez began to prepare for a spell. A lightning spell, he decided, would travel well through water, and in any case it should knock his opponent out for a while, whatever he was-
"HAAAAAAAA!" Yamazaki seemed to disappear, only to appear above him, his sword above his head. As he slashed down, it was almost as if the water escaped from the way of his blade, such was its speed. The shock pushed Golbez down, as the blade of the ancient katana penetrated his body.
"Die." Yamazaki said simply, looking at the battered body that was floating downwards, face twisted with pain.
Die, because your weakness is useless in this world.
"Die, because a worthless creature like you doesn't deserve to live."
Die, because I am...
"Die, because the Blue Devil has come to drag you down to Hell itself."
Die.
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Defend Conker from Golbez
Defend Bowser from Golbez
1 Deathblow on Golbez
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Darkken - Yamazaki Shinnosuke - Rurouni Taikai Tactics

"Hear me... If you hate that which is evil, the greater that hatred may be... the more your own evil inside you will awaken!" Edited by: Darkken at: 6/4/02 5:04:28 pm
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The Virtual Cat
RTT::Yoshi
Posts: 16
(6/4/02 5:00:23 pm)
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More revenge!
3.1
After Laguna let go of his tail, Yoshi darted away, but not after leaving some (more) powerups. (OOC: If I give you a powerup, it is meant to give you the same powers as you could get in SMW that you could work into your next post if you want.)
He shouted back, "I have some more business to attend to! I'll meet you at the city!" but he doubted that his teammates heard him.
He was looking for Bowser. He was curious to know if Bowser had been eliminated, but he more wanted someone to test his new idea on.
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3.2
When he came upon Bowser and his team mates, they were finishing off a what seemed like a nice meal of fish and crab. Yohsi noted their position and surfaced. He rose out of the water and flew as high as he could.
"This is gonna hurt," he thought to himself as he started a freefall. He positioned himself to be as streamlined as possible. The feeling of weightlessness was exhilarating.
As he neared the water, he noticed that Conker had gone aside to retaliate against a team that had attacked. He also noticed that Bowser's bracer had not changed, so he was probably still in the game.
"Shi't." he though.
For his massive velocity and the force of his sand stomping ability, he did not make much of a splash. Just as he had intended, the rapid displacement of water created a surging current in all directions. As he hit the ground, sand went flying everywhere with an unusually high velocity, even under water.
Before the sand had cleared, Yoshi had surfaced and was swimming very rapidly away from scene.
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1 R-Vote to Laguna (Shizuyoko).
1 R-Vote to Issac (Kyo).
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Intended Targets:
1 A-Vote to Conker (AsylumXKP).
1 A-Vote to Bowser (Anoat).
1 A-Vote to Yamazaki (Darkken).
Wrong Place-Wrong Time Victims:
1 A-Vote to Agrias (Terra Lockheart).
1 A-Vote to Strago (Izlude).
1 A-Vote to Golbeze (allenhill2002).
1 R-Vote to Golbeze (allenhill2002). -- You just healed my team mate. I just wouldn't feel right leaving you with an A-Vote.
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An aside: I've been working on this post too long to work this into the story, but thanks for the 4 R-Votes on Laguna.
1 R-Vote to Scarlett (Mithrigil).
Yoshi uses Chakra (Deals two points of damage to your character, and grants two points of healing to each of two Sponsors.) for 11SP.
-- Yoshi takes 2 damage as a result.
-- Scarlett (Mithrigil) recieves 2 healing.
-- Laguna (Shizuyoko) recieves 2 healing.
(OOC: I just realized how useful Chakra can be...)
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Yoshi : Brawler : Level 1 : 2 A-Votes : 0 R-Votes : 29 Special Points
EDIT: I take the time to write this in Notepad so I can still refresh the thread, and someone still slips in before me. Oh well.
EDIT2: Editing sig... Done. I try to follow people's posts, but sometimes, it just doesn't work. Sorry if I piss anyone off.
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I am .

Yes. I do see the typo. No. I'm not going to change it.
Edited by: The Virtual Cat at: 6/4/02 6:51:26 pm
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allenhill2002
RTT: Golbez
Posts: 298
(6/4/02 5:20:00 pm)
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Please Edit it.
Does nobody bother to go along with my posts?
29 Total A-Votes against Holy Redemption
10 Total R-Votes against Holy Redemption
*sigh*
Like it really matters.
Anyways, Virtual Cat Please edit your sig. It stretches the screen. Thank you.
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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 50
(6/4/02 5:27:22 pm)
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Movie Parody #2! (AKA: Disney is going to sue!)
Conker was choking on the sand left from Yoshi's attack. He looked up seeing the green lizard trying to flee.
"YOU!" he gurgled out. "Not again! Get back here!" Conker reached behind his back, pulling out a lasso. He attached it to his SG and fired it off in Yoshi's direction. The spear went past Yoshi, but the attached lasso fell and grabbed his neck.
"Gulp!" said the bluish green dinosaur. Due to his speed, Conker could not pull the dinosaur to him. He hanged on to his life, pulling himself towards the lizard. Eventually Conker found himself on the dino's saddle.
"Yeeeeee-haw!" Conker pulled out a cowboy hat, flailing it around as the lizard bucked. "Yah lizard, yah!"
After tiring Yoshi for a bit, Conker pulled out two cement blocks, and slammed them into Yoshi's head. His head squished like an acordion, then went back into normal shape.
"Get... Off... Me... Squirrel!"
"Oh! The lizard can talk!" Conker was finally thrown off, then immediately swallowed by the creature.
"Ugh! Gross!" Conker found himself covered in slime, and inside the creatures belly. "Kinda roomy in here." He looked off, seeing an old man in glasses, and a wooden puppet dancing about.
"Iiiiiiiiii got no strings to wear me down, dah dah dah dah, dah dah da dah!" the puppet sang.
"I'm getting sick of you! I gave you life, and this is what you do to me!" The old man pulled out an axe, and sliced the puppet into planks. "No! More! SINGING!" He bundled them together, and finally noticed Conker.
"Got a light, squirrel?" he asked.
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Vital Blow on Yoshi (11SP) for two damage!
=== Lvl 1 Adept. 1 Attack Votes, 2 Reversal Votes, 38
Special Points ===
EDIT: Typos.
EDIT2: Improved the dialogue! Yay.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!" Edited by: AsylumXKP at: 6/4/02 5:35:27 pm
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daigohji
RTT: Ryo Hazuki
Posts: 20
(6/4/02 5:40:00 pm)
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Vote Dump Central
OOC: Aiie, I hate to do this but I really need the XP (my current total is zero, guess I fumbled the minigame big-time) and I have to be up at 6:30am tomorrow ... er today.
So:
1 a-vote to Strago
1 a-vote to Agrias
1 a-vote to Golbez
Sorry you guys, I realise that Allenhill has been pretty active this round but overall the team is still real quiet. And without vote burn in place, someone has to do the dirty work :(
1 r-vote to Conker
1 r-vote to Bowser
Shadow :: Lise :: Ryo
We are Thrill Seekers
"Have you seen a black car?"
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Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 29
(6/4/02 5:42:28 pm)
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Re: The Underwater Battle continues - Yamazaki vs. Golbez
OOC: Aaaaaaaaaa! I lost a whole freaking post. ><;;;;
It should come to:
R-vote: Laguna
A-votes: Falco, Ryogo
Status:
+ A: 7 || R: 0 || S: 40 +
For reasons I care not to divulge since I refuse to rewrite the whole thing. (Ok, it wasn't HUGE, but I have prior obligations including dinner and fighting an impending headache. Argh.)
I should be back later on.
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Cirrus Velious
RTT - Link
Posts: 23
(6/4/02 5:43:24 pm)
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Re: Please Edit it.
Time for a Comedy post!!!!
*******
Link looked from him to his new friends.
<Well...we certainly have interesting outfits...I especially like yours Delita>
<Shut up Link. Just shut up. Now.> Delita moved as best he could to cover up his black speedo, kicking off a pair of polkadot flippers into the water. < If you EVER mention this after the round.....>
Link's eyes then moved to Aeris. < Scratch that...I like Aeris's better...>
Aeris turned around quickly, staring Link down with a bit of a smirk. <I HEARD that Link!!!>
<No...errm...I was just saying...that's...quite a nice...swimsuit....yeah...that's all...> Link looked sheepishly at Delita, who half-smiled and nodded at Link's original sentiments.
Link looked at Aeris again. She was wearing a simple pink two piece swimsuit, that accented her beauty in all the right places.
< Great Job Link, get the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in a swimsuit in front of you, and what do you do? Offend her...> Link thought to himself
<You think I'm beautiful?> Aeris looked at him in wonderment.
<Err...umm....I guess...err...Hey, look at that dolphin!!!>
< What dolphin?> Delita and Aeris said in unison.
<Err...its...umm...gone now....yeah...don't think too much...try to keep thoughts to self....think nothing potentially embarrassing...naked girls...naked women...naked Aeris...oh Nayru help me!!!>
Aeris was looking at Link with a bit of a smirk, and delita was doing the best he could to not choke as he burst out laughing. <Smooth Link, You've gotta keep your mind clear if you don't want the rest of us to hear it...but please, by all means don't, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time, so please, continue thinking >
Link just looked around for a second and sheepishly started swimming toward the underwater city again.
 Edited by: Cirrus Velious at: 6/4/02 5:49:14 pm
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Switchblade
RTT- Ryogo Kusama
Posts: 38
(6/4/02 5:47:34 pm)
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This post sucks, I know. Where's the damn city?
The strange company of Cinder, Ryogo, and Ward continued along the bottom of the sea, there pathway lit by Cinder's flaming body. The trio had been traveling for hours, sometimes swimming, sometimes simply walking on the ocean floor. All three were getting very bored.
//You'd think we would've found that damn city by now,// Ryogo said, using his newly found skill of communicating through the bracers to talk to the others, //Or at the very least that hot blonde.//
"Count yourself lucky," Cinder replied, "You could be engaged in a slaughter like that one up there."
Ryogo and Ward looked up to see a heated battle between two of the other teams. //Recognize any of them?// Ryogo asked.
Ward nodded his head and pointed to a particularly large combatant.
//Isn't that the big turtle guy who attacked Cinder?//
"Yes," the fiery man replied, "It's him."
//So can we assume whoever they're attacking is on our side?//
"No one is on our side," Cinder coldly answered, "This is a battle for ultimate victory. We must fight and defeat all who stand in our way if we are to win."
//Dude, lighten up,// Ryogo said. //I'm going to give those other guys a hand.// Raising one of his guns the wanzer pilot fired a few rounds into the melee.
"Do you even know which ones are on the turtle's team?" Cinder asked.
//Actually,// Ryogo sheepishly grinned, //No.//
A-Votes against:
Strago
Conker
Yamazaki
R-Votes for:
Agrias
Golbez
2 A-Votes, 3 R-Votes, and 20 SP remaining
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Baka
Wind Seer
Posts: 89
(6/4/02 5:48:15 pm)
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Act 2, Scene 5 - "Impressive"
I may have mucked up my scene numbers there...
Ok, I don't have a lot of time tonight, so I'll be placing a LOT of votes now. If anyone gets hurt, please remember it's about as much as you can get from other contestants, just all at once, mainly cause it's a bitch to stay up til 7am every night :P
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(It's cold down here, Vivi.)
Ivan shivered slightly, wishing he hadn't left his robe behind now. Almost as if reading his mind - Ha! As if! - the bracelet glowed, and the water around him heated up slightly. Once again, he stopped himself thanking the amulet - it was the amulet, and the amulet's maker, that had got him here in the first place!
Ah well. Not his place to complain. He was here by choice, after all.
Once again, he returned to paying attention to his surroundings. He jumped, as a tendril of blood drifted past his face. Looking up, he noticed a warrior, an old man and a female knight, obviously in full retreat.
(Vivi! Heads up - if they bring the fight in here, we're done for, who knows WHAT it could stir up. Let's blast off a diversion, see what we can do to deter them.)
Vivi looked worried - as far as a pair of yellow eyes under a hat could. (But they've not hurt us yet?)
(Yes.. but if the fight comes here they COULD.)
Without wasting another second, he turned to the approaching contestants.
"Gibble Bobble!"
(Uh, Giga Bolt?)
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On hindsight, Ivan mused, it probably wasn't a good idea to fire off a lightning spell in the water.
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Streams of lightning flew from Ivan's fingers, mixing with the water around to cause the biggest explosion Ivan had seen since Garet sat on the Spore Fungus. Ivan himself was blasted into the seabed, singed slightly. Vivi was lost from sight.
As were the retreating people. And the people following them...
From the sky, it probably looked quite impressive.
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OK... here we go. Sorry again about dumping everything off at onice.
1 A-vote to Golbez
1 A-vote to Agrias
1 Shockwave, hurting Golbez, Agrias, Strago and Mog
1 Absorb, hurting Golbez, healing Vivi
1 Absorb, hurting Agrias, healing Kaze
1 Absorb, hurting Strago, healing Vivi
1 Absorb, hurting Falco, healing Kaze
1 Absorb, hurting Dath, healing Vivi
(I get too many of those)
1 R-vote to Kaze
1 R-vote to Gilder
1 R-vote to Laguna
...I'm so gonna die for this. Save me, team-mates!

Baka // Wind Seer // Salva Nos
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KojiChao
Customer
Posts: 18
(6/4/02 5:55:05 pm)
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Re: Movie Parody #2! (AKA: Disney is going to sue!)
(*snickers at Tenshi* Yeah, Nekkid as the day he was... uh... Test-tube created. :P)
(Oop! Quick post before I have to go up for supper! >.<
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Shadow watched as his Teammates found other opponents to tackle in this tournament. Though he had agreed to participate, his fight wasn't going to be in a ruthless mannor, or without cause. Struggling with the current, he found that being one of the smaller contestants wasn't going to be easy. So, he decided to try to see if some of his own skills would work under water, or just be washed up.
With great effort, he managed to fake a jump, and began hurling himself at the nearest object, homing in on it. *THUMP* After colliding, he gained a bit of height, then he began homing in on the next object in place. *THUMP* He continued this, down the line, nearing the City.
*THUMP*WHACK*THUMP*
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Random A-Votes! o.o; And, I had to do the ?Homing attack bit. Fun!
1 A-Vote - Yamazaki,
1 A-Vote - Golbez
1 A-Vote - Onion Kid,Doath
1 A-Vote - Ryogo
And..
R-Votes to Conker,
R-Vote Bowser
R-Vote Yamazaki (Thanks for makin me laugh! :>
And Special POTION on Lise, and Ryo. SUPPER!
Edited by: KojiChao at: 6/4/02 6:17:40 pm
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Shizuyoko
RTT::Laguna Loire
Posts: 39
(6/4/02 6:07:19 pm)
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Laguna Loire: 2-5 "Feeling Like Gary Cooper"
Laguna Loire: 2-5
Feeling Like Gary Cooper
Laguna lay on the ocean bottom in a state of stunned bliss. His hipbone smarted from where Scarlett had snapped the Speedo but he didn’t mind a bit; his mind was concentrating solely on the kiss that had just ended. The alchemy that Scarlett had so enticingly delivered shivered through his body, healing wounds and waking up the need for action. Or was it that kiss which had woken up the need for action? Laguna wasn’t sure, and he sure as hell didn’t care.
He bounded to his feet (as much as one can bound in a water environment) and smiled perkily. He did a bit of soft-shoe there in the ocean muck and began humming again.
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
He performed another smooth 360, ending with a tip of the imaginary hat and then looked around. Various people were still whaling on each other (no pun intended) (well, ok, it was intended) and Laguna found the whole situation to be rather confusing. Scarlett had drifted back towards her teammates; they all seemed to be holding up fairly well. Laguna realized he had a huge silly-ass grin on his face. He made an effort to remove it, but to no avail.
Might as well join the others.
Laguna pushed off the bottom of the ocean and felt his leg give way, thrusting him into a nearby current, whirling him away from the various altercations with an intimidating speed. Before he could reorient himself he slammed into an object close to the bottom. It was a small figure in a red robe and a large hat.
“Whoa, little fella!” Laguna exclaimed, grabbing onto the robe. “Are you ok?”
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Laguna Loire – Adept – Level 1
Remaining:
6 A-Votes
0 R-Votes
60 SP

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Exeter
RTT-Delita Hyral
Posts: 81
(6/4/02 6:27:55 pm)
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Delita hate water! Delita hate water!
Water sucks. You realize that, right?
Though his companions replied, Delita didn't really hear...er, think...hmm...
The speedo-clad knight mused that the simple process of thought was a lot more complex than he would have...er...thought.
Damn it, I want to go home...
Ignoring a mental giggle from Aeris, Delita put more effort into his swimming, a talent he had not previously possessed. He had never really found the opportunity while growing up; Gallione had never really been the best place to learn to swim, anyway, unless one wanted to try swimming through one of a handful of marshes.
Obviously, the ability to breathe underwater made a vast difference, but he still hadn't quite gotten the hang of it.
The...flippers...helped, but not much. And they were polka-dotted, according to Link's humor-filled assessment. Delita didn't even know what polka mean, but he assumed it wasn't good, whatever it was.
Thoughts drifting (thankfully not to anything his teammates could use against him), Delita decided that the host, dragon-boy, had tricked him somehow. He still hadn't seen whoever it was that he was supposed to talk to.
It was then that he saw the trail of blood floating up toward them. His eyes focused instinctively. He could just make out the silhouettes of a small group below.
Aeris, Link, wait for my signal before you attack. I want to see who they are first.
As he swam down, Delita scanned over the figures quickly for anyone he knew. He was positive he hadn't seen any of them last round, but...
Blinking, he glanced at the blonde woman again. She looked oddly familiar...
...Agrias Oaks?
Who's that? Link asked.
Don't worry, I know her. Sort of. Realizing that Agrias may very well consider him an enemy, Delita added, Just be on your guard, okay?
Increasing his speed and trying to get their attention, Delita failed to notice the figure approaching from behind...
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They're all swept up in the same flow. I'm just going against it. Edited by: Exeter at: 6/4/02 6:29:55 pm
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Shizuyoko
RTT::Laguna Loire
Posts: 40
(6/4/02 6:30:38 pm)
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Off Topic...
The Speedo count is up to three now. We have a (luscious) purple, an (enticing) green and a (tasty) black.
Is it almost time for the All-Male Speedo Revue?

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Exeter
RTT-Delita Hyral
Posts: 82
(6/4/02 6:32:44 pm)
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Re: Off Topic...
Edit: Oops...
Edited by: Exeter at: 6/4/02 6:35:07 pm
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Exeter
RTT-Delita Hyral
Posts: 83
(6/4/02 6:34:19 pm)
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Re: Off Topic...
*coughs*
I hate you. All of you.
By the way, my last post was an invitation for anybody to show up, so feel free to kick Delita's speedo-covered ass, you sneaky bastards.
Or give out some R-votes.
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Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 808
(6/4/02 6:35:07 pm)
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Oh, Krizak, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Billy turned from the city to view what was going on behind him. In the little while that he was there, many people appeared and started attacking. The Navain seemed upset.
Why are they fighting?, it asked.
They're all idiots who can only see pain, replied Billy. I was one of them once, but I was freed from the mindless slaughter.
The dolphin-like creature blinked. I don't like them fighting too close to the city, it said. Some people could get hurt.
Billy looked forward. Some people are already hurt. Many of my friends are dying back there, and we're sitting here, safe.
Is there a problem with that?
We should be helping them
The Navarian laughed. I'm just a simple fish. What could I do against them? And why? I don't like fighting.
Billy looked into the mess. He didn't see any of his teammates. Did they escape to their own world?
We're fighting because if we don't, innocent people will get hurt. See those three? The man with black hair, the woman, and the old man? They're my friends, and they're going to get killed.
The Navarian nodded, a very un-fishlike gesture. OK, then, let's go.
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Billy rode into the fight, clutching the dorsal fin of the Navarian tightly. Just one quick pass around, then we get out of here, he thought to his friend.
Billy and the dolphin split up. Billy grabbed his Ether gun and shot it straight at Scarlett. The bullet hit her, and the electrical energy streaked out towards Ramirez. They both screamed. The Navarian hit Laguna in the stomach, then doubled back and slammed into Yoshi. While everyone was distracted by the sudden attack of the dolphin, Billy turned to Golbez and Strago and began chanting, in his mind.
O lord, heal these two people with your Holy Light!
Bright light entered into Golbez and Strago, healing their wounds. The Navarian swam next to Billy, and he grabbed its dorsal fin. They streamed out of there as fast as they could.
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Leg Shot to Scarlett
1 A-vote to Ramirez, Laguna, and Yoshi
I've also enacted Herbology.
So that would be two R-votes to Strago and Golbez.
Not that it'll do them much good, though.
Krizak! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
EDIT: Oh, and I'm all out of A's, R's, and SP's. Go hog wild.
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Sponsoring Billy Lee Black
Edited by: Bugenhagen at: 6/4/02 6:38:58 pm
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