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Mithrigil
RTT--Scarlett Welles
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(6/11/02 11:20:15 pm)
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Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad...]
Krizak: [grins, standing in front of a kareoke machine with a mic in his hand] Ok, Hi! And welcome to Rurouni Taikai Tactics Kareoke Fest! Here, everyone's a winner, and everyone makes an absolute ass of themself trying to sing and stay in character at the same time! So, I'm gonna kick things off, nice and smooth...
[composes himself professionally, cues up the machine and....]
Puff the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
[audience groans]
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called--
Conker: GET OFF THE STAGE!
Bowzer: Yeah!
[Pretty much everyone joins in to the chant. Amidst the chaos, Link creeps up onto the stage, resets the machine, which now blares out System of a Down...]
Link:
Link
Is come to town
Come to save
The princess Zelda
Aeris: Hey!
Link:
Ganon took her away
Now the children won't play
But they will
when Link saves the day
HALLELUJA--
[Delita rips the mic out of Link's hands. The music instantly changes.]
Delita:
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lyin' somewhere in the sands of time
[...Link, pissed, sneaks behind Delita and prepares to unplug the machine...]
Delita:
I watched the world float through the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothin' I can--
[YANK!]
Delita: Hey! [looks behind himself, finds Link] Why you fairy-eared punk...
Navi: Don't be calling Link a punk!
Link: Yeah!
Aeris: Can't we all just stop fighting? Please? It was a nice song...
[As they continue to fight and people start taking sides, Ivan gently shoves Vivi forward and puts a mic in his hands.]
Ivan: C'mon, Vivi! It'll be fun!
Vivi: A-alrighty...
[takes a deep breath]
Um... Hey, hobo-man
Hey, dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But brother you're
Never fully dressed
Without a smile...um...
[the fight starts to die down and everyone looks at Vivi. He suddenly forgets the words.]
Vivi: Um...Ivan? Help?
Ivan: [sighs, but smiles and takes over.]
Your clothes may be
"Beau Brummely"
They stand out a mile
but brother, you're
[Vivi joins in]
Never fully dressed
without a smile
[Everyone exclaims over the cuteness and watches. Vivi and Ivan start to kind of dance with it. Isaac bounds up behind them. He and Ivan exchange a friendly glance.]
Isaac:
Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street and Saville Row?
Ivan:
It's what you wear from ear-to-ear
Vivi:
And not from head to toe
The three:
That ma-ha-ha-tters...
[Conker, disgusted by the cuteness and happiness and rainbows and all that shit, rushes up to the stage. Loud music follows him.]
Conker:
My loneliness
Is killing me
But I confess
I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
[Billy Lee Black shoots Conker. Everyone looks at him. He is flanked by Falco and Ryogo, and all of them have whipped out their...]
The three:
SHOTGUN!
Shootin' on the run now!
[The three of them dance with their firearms in reasonable Disco synchronization. Everyone is either wild with applause or shocked out of their minds. Everyone, that is, except Bowzer...]
Bowzer: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!
[Everyone shuts up. Billy, Falco, and Ryogo freeze in a Charlie's Angels pose.]
[Bowzer is suddenly covered in enough glitter to make an entire troupe of Vegas showgirls jealous. He bellows...]
Bowzer:
FAME!
I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna learn how to fly!
Conker: [mummified and on a hospital bed] HIGH!
Bowzer:
I feel it coming together
People will see me and DIE!
Conker: FAME!
Bowzer:
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a--
[By way of singing "Flame" he breathes a column of fire at Conker.]
Conker: [charred] Fame?
Bowzer:
I'm gonna live forever!
Baby remember my--
Strago: [drunk as a skunk]
STOP, Oh, yesh, wait a minute Mishter Postman!
WAIT, wa-a-a-a-a-a-ait, Mishter Poshtman!
[Everyone gapes as Strago proceeds to tabledance and sing a capella]
Strago:
Mishter Poshtman, look and shee
Ish there a letter in your bag for me?
Caush I been waitin' shuch a long time
For me to hear from that love of mine
[As Strago sings without music, Mog creeps over to the kareoke machine, first turns the volume up, then hits the play button. He, of course, dances amazingly, and the music quickly drowns out the drunkard.]
Mog:
ONE MORE TIME!
We're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop the dancin'!
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Aw yeah, all right,
ONE MORE TIME!
[For once, almost everyone's enjoying themselves. It may be due to the fact that Mog's dancing is incredible, or maybe that everyone and their mother likes Daft Punk. Either way, the one person who didn't like the song has to resort to Hadokening Mog and the Kareoke machine.]
Mog: Ow...one more...ow. [passes out]
O.K. Dath: Alright, show yourself! COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
[Everyone searches about for the mysterious practicioner of Hadoken, when, suddenly, he makes his presence known by himself...]
Black Mage: [ala Michael Jackson] HEE-hee! OW! [Moonwalks, gathering deathglares right and left.]
O.K. Dath: But why, Black Mage? Why'd you have to interrupt Mog's dance?
Black Mage: [grins like a maniac and grabs his crotch]
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it!
I'm BAD, I'm bad, I'm bad, bad, bad!
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, you know.
Woo!
[Agrias sneaks up behind him, holding her sword at the ready.]
Black Mage:
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
Agrias: You are! And so's your song! Lightning Stab!
Black Mage: Stab? Cool!
[A decent-sized bolt of lightning rains down on Black Mage. He spasms and is Silenced.]
Agrias: Try singing now, you evil little wizard.
Black Mage: [By way of cursing her out, he flips her the bird and limps offstage.]
Agrias: [takes the mic and re-sets the kareoke machine.] I hope you don't mind something like this... [her armor suddenly gets a whole lot skimpier...]
I'm not your average type of girl
I'm gonna show the world
The strength in me that sometimes they can't see
I'm about to switch my style
And soon things may get wild
But I'll prove that I can conquer anything
Conker: Wha?
Agrias: [dancing in an aggressive, almost sexy manner]
So from my head to toe
I'm taking full control
I'll make it on my own this time
[blows Ramirez a kiss]
Agrias:
Now watch me shine
Better watch out, going for the knockout
And I won't stop till I'm on top now
Not gonna give up till I get what's mine
Better check that I'm about to upset
And I'm glad now so you better step back
I'm taking over, so watch me shine!
[Scarlett calmly walks up to Agrias, winks at the audience, then kicks away Agrias' sword and unplugs the microphone with her stilletto. Amid Agrias' protests, Scarlett taps something on her wrist and, quickly, steps off the stage. The stage itself roates, taking Agrias and the kareoke machine with it, and spins to reveal a robot playing a bluesy, sexy tune on a black grand piano.]
Agrais: Damn you!
Scarlett: Too late! [She slides up to the piano, and lies on it, singing jazzily and flaunting her...pretty much everything.]
Hey, look me over
Lend me an ear
Fresh out of clover
Motgage up to here [lifts her leg, provoking whistles, and keeps it there]
But don't pass the plate, boys
Don't pass the cup
I figure whenever you're down and out, the only way is up
[she lets the robot play a bit longer, then gets a new idea, and slides off the piano languidly, pressing another button. She saunters over to Laguna as the robot begins playing a more familiar tune.]
Scarlett: [a la Marilyn, getting VERY close to Laguna]
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Mr. President...
Laguna: Oh Hyne... [sinks into his chair, gaping]
Scarlett: [whispers] Enjoying yourself?
[Before Laguna can respond, country music blares from the now robot-and-pianoless stage. Ramirez and the hamsters have returned.]
Rami:
Dee-dee-dee-ba-dee-doo-do-do, dee-ba-doo-doo-do
Dee-doo-doo-dee-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Do-do-do, dee-do-doo-dilidaly-AAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME! THEY'RE INSIDE MY HEAD! HELP!
[Yoshi scampers to the stage and eats him.]
Rami: [inside Yohsi] Thanks. Ow...
Yoshi: [loving his time in the spotlight, sings "I'm a little teapot", using his tail as a spout.]
Yoshi yoshi yoshi, yoshi yosh
Yosh yoshi yoshi, yosh yoshi yosh
Yoshi yoshi yoshi, yoshi yosh
Yo! shi yoshi yosh, yosh, yosh, yosh!
[Everyone applauds, a bit confused...]
Yoshi: [dejected] YOSHI! [spits out a rather dazed Ramirez.]
Ramirez: Oro...
Aeris: [from the back of the audience] Hey!
[As they turn to look at her, she is wearing only a black leotard and has let her hair down and frizzed out. She is practically licking the microphone, eyes half-lidded.]
Aeris:
First when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream
That your fear seems to hide deep inside you mind
All alone I have cried silent tears
Full of pride in a world made of steel, made of stone...
[She flips her hair and begins dancing in the fun-filled, Flashdance manner.]
Well I hear the music
Close my eyes, feel the shythm
Wrap around, take a hold of my heart
What a feeling, bein's believin'
I can have it all now, I'm dancing for my life
Take your passion and make it happen
Pictures come alive
You can dance right through--
Cinder: [half-sung, half screamed, attracting everyone's attention] AaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rhumba beat
When I play the morracas I go
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky--
Laguna: BOOM! [Extinguishes Cinder.]
[The audience looks--Laguna and Ward are wearing glitzy top hats and tuxes, and both are carrying canes. He winks at Scarlett, then begins. To tap dance. And so does Ward.]
Laguna:
If you're blue
And you don't know
Where to go to
Why don't you go
Where fashion sits?
Ward: .....
Laguna:
Different types
Who wear a day
Co-pants with stripes
And cut away
Coat perfect fits
Ward: .....
Laguna:
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to Gary Cooper
Ward: ....
Laguna:
Come, let's mix where Rockerfellas
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their mitts
Ward: [triumphant finish] .....!
[As Laguna does his patented turn-tip-hat move, the blare of overwhelming DDR techno and the pretty flashing lights (tm) light up the area. A pretty, breathy voice blares from some unknown location.]
Voice:
A-ai-yai-yai
A-ai-yai-yai
A-ai-yai-yai
Where's my samurai?
[Lise emerges from said unknown location, wearing glittery wings, a club outfit, and hopping about in go-go boots. Navi is flitting about behind her.]
Lise:
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
[she approaches Ryo flirtatiously]
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
[Lise and Navi bust out into complex steps. Ryo is intrigued.]
Ai-yai-yai, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue make the colors in the sky
Ai-yai-yai, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black, and blue make the colors in the sky
[Lise pulls Ryo to dance with her. He grins at the rest of the audience.]
A-ai-yai-yai
A-ai-yai-yai
A-ai-yai-yai
Where's my samurai?
Ryo: Right here, baby!
Lise: [winks at him, but keeps on dancing]
Navi: Woooo-hoooo!
[They are interrupted by blaring rap music. Shadow darts about the stage, with Kuja singing backup.]
Shadow: [wearing ray-bans]
Uh it's the M.I.B.'s
Uh here come the M.I.B.'s
Kuja: [wearing something skimpy and black]
Here come the Men in Black
The Galaxy Defenders
Shadow:
Uh
Yeah
Kuja:
Here come the Men in Black
They won't let you remember
Shadow:
Right on, right on
The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me--
[Out of nowhere, Yamazaki jumps with a fierce battle cry, impaling Shadow on his sword and frightening Kuja away. He pants, and turns to the audience.]
Yamazaki: That song..has been..dead...for two years! [he flicks the blood off his sword and goes to sit in the audience] Next?
[Onion Kid Dath, who has no inhibitions whatsoever, scrambles up to the stage. His lyrics are self-explanatory of his actions.]
O.K. Dath:
Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow!
[He ends in a superstar pose. The audience is silent. Crickets can be heard in the background.]
O.K. Dath: Hmph. Philistines. [leaves the stage]
[A familiar opening theme blares from the speakers, startling everyone--DU DU DU DU DU.]
Bowzer: Wha?
[DU DU DU DU DU. VROOOM.]
[General confusion.]
[DU DU DU DU DU. DU DU DU DU DU.]
[Garai enters from the back on a motorcycle. VROOOM again. He steps off, and ajusts a very shiny leather jacket and walks up to teh stage, the various metal doohickeys on his person gleaming and clinking.]
Garai:
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
[Golbez has realized--hey! This man is evil! I must destroy him!]
Golbez: Hey! This man is evil! I must destroy him! [He draws his sword and does so.]
Garai: Ow. [Is destroyed.]
[Golbez looks at the microphone. His lips curl up into a smile almost reminiscient of his previous evil tendencies. He strikes up a tune...]
Golbez:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long---OW!
[He clutches his head in anguish, fighting the evilness the way only born-again paladins can.]
Golbez: OO! I'm sorry! I'll never sing that AH song again! [runs screaming from stage]
[Blue and Rouge, now separate again, run up the the stage symmetrically. They are wearing Laguna and Ward's top hats, but do not have the canes or tuxes. They dance a mirrored soft shoe as they sing.]
B and R:
Picture you upon my knee,
Just tea for two and two for tea,
Just me for you and you for me alone...
[Mid-dance, they realize that the rest of the song has sexual innuendoes. The audience realized that LONG ago and had been gaping.]
Blue: Eheh...
Rouge: Um...
[They run pell-mell off the stage.]
[Gilder, exuding sexiness, saunters up to the stage. When he gets there, though, all he does is look at the audience, waiting. he taps his foot impatiently.]
Gilder: Kaze...?
[Everypne looks at Kaze, who is sitting in the audience with his arms crossed, glaring death at Gilder for asking him to do this.]
Gilder: C'mon, man, get up. It'll be fun!
[Kaze glowers.]
Gilder: [draws a gun and twirls it around expertly.] Come on, Kaze. You said you'd do it.
[Still with his arms crossed and a glare on, Kaze gets up and heads to the stage area. He gives Gilder a last glare as the pirate starts up the music.]
Kaze: You'll pay for this.
Gilder: [ignores that and starts to sing]
Something strange goin on
Something's wrong
Kaze: [annoyed, but duty-bound]
Gloom in the room
Outside is the storm
All alone in the crib
Watchin the tube
Gilder: [trying to get Kaze to have some fun with it.]
Yo-o-o-o is that what I think?
Did I see somethin move?
Kaze: [gives Gilder a deathglare in return]
Chill down your spine
Your heart fills with fright
Not filled by the things
that GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
They walk through the walls
With no time to stall
Gilder:
You call the GHOSTBUSTERS
Well that's who you call!
Both:
GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
Kaze: [almost...enjoying...himself...]
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Gilder: [noting that with a grin]
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
Kaze: [was that...a SMILE? Whoa...]
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Gilder:
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
Both:
GHOSTBUST
[The audience, by the way, seems to like this. Then again, it's two of the hottest, most intimidating guys of the tourney rapping a kickass 80's number, so it's hard to complain even if it was warranted.]
Both: [riffing it]
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I, I-I ain't afraid
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't afraid of no ghosts
[Guess what--the tape actually ends! They managed to finish a complete song! WOW! Crowd goes wild!]
[Conker, rejuvenaed, screams his way up to the stage. He pulls a microphone out of somehere, along with a black cape. and some sort of hunchback, which he puts on.]
Conker: One for everyone to play with...I'm SURE you all know it...
[He snaps, and is hit by a spotlight as everything else goes dark.]
Conker: [playing up the freakiness]
It's astounding
Time is...fleeting
Madness
Takes it's toll
But listen closely
[he points at Scarlett, who is in the back of the auditorium, dressed as a French maid with her hair frizzled out]
Scarlett:
Not for very much longer
Conker: [gapes--did not expect her to actually show up]
I've got to
keep control DAMN you're hot, BABE!
[Bowzer slides onto the stage, covered, this time, in black glitter.]
Bozwer:
I remember
doing the Time Warp!
[He can't kick either, by the way. Who gets the joke?]
[Strago. Dressed as a gimp. Onstage. With vodka bottle. Pain for eyes.]
Strago:
Drinking
those moments when
[Agrias as a classic dominatrix]
Agrias:
The Blackness would hit me
[The host, flapping down onto the stage, dressed as Frank N. Furter from the entrance. Platforms and all.]
Krizak:
And the Void would be calling...
All currently onstage:
Let's do the time-warp again!
[They point the mics at the audience, who are all officially dressed for Rocky Horror. Isaac, Dath, Vivi, and Ivan have been blindfolded in a futile effort to preserve their innocence. Dath quickly pries off his blindfold. Vivi bumps into things until Ivan psionically tells him to stop.]
Audience:
Let's do the time-warp again!
[Ryo, wearing black leather pants and nothing else, with his hair all spiked up.]
Ryo: It's just a jump to the left
[Delita, in his black speedo, with lines denoting armor painted on him.]
Delita:
And then a step to the right
[...Link, in an attempt to show up Delita, is wearing fishnets under his leopard speedo and as a shirt. He's still wearing his hat.]
Link:
With your hands on your hips
[Cinder, pretty much naked, has tried to paint himself with ashes.]
Cinder:
You bring your knees in tight.
[Gilder, dressed the medieval way rockstars do.]
Gilder:
But it's the pelvic thrust!
[Kuja; as himself, but in leopard-print]
Kuja:
That really drives you insane
All:
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
[Laguna...um, in Frank's finale getup.]
Laguna:
It's so dreamy
oh fantasy free me!
[He dances into Scarlett. They do the elbow-sex thing.]
[Yoshi, hennaed black]
Yoshi:
Yosh yoshi yoshi
Yoshi
[Yamakazi, in samurai black]
Yamakazi:
In another dimension
[Ryogo, in prostitutional drag.]
Ryogo:
With voyeuristic intention
[Garai, with his hair gone punkish and his armor covered in profane graffiti
Garai:
Well secluded
I see all
[Ward, as Eddie.]
Ward: .......
[Mog, with red glitter-covered antennae on.]
Mog:
You're into the time slip! [spins into a pose]
[Kaze, unbeknownst to himself, is wearing a thong under his cloak.]
Kaze:
And nothing can ever be the same
[He notices, and very quietly runs away.]
[Falco, as an MiB.]
Falco:
You're spaced out on sensation
[Ramirez. The silver teddy and pigtails.]
Ramirez:
LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION!
All:
Let's do the time-warp again!
Let's do the time-warp again!
[Agrias, Aeris, Lise, and Navi, all dressed as Columbia. And all fondling Ward, who is confused but loving it.]
The three:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Ward: . . .. . ..!
All:
[/i]Let's do the time-warp again![/i]
[They dance.]
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again!
Let's do the time-warp again!
[All fall down, laughing hysterically.]
......
[Later, when everyone has gone...]
Citan: Guys? Guys?
[looks around.]
Citan: Where IS everyone?
[he goes to centerstage and notes the fallen microphone, and a feather boa that Bowzer had somehow acquired. He checks to make sure no one is watching, then puts on the boa and picks up the mic.]
Citan: SUPERSTAR!
--end--
Guess who Ms. Sexual Repression USA is playing in RTT?
Isn't the irony lovely?
Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mithrigil.
(this links to LT)
...Edited by: Mithrigil at: 6/11/02 11:37:19 pm
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Dry31
RTT: Garai
Posts: 111
(6/11/02 11:34:07 pm)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
LOL!
~dry31~
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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 73
(6/12/02 12:04:05 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
LOL! But Brittney Spears? I HATE Brittney Spears! DAMN YOU!
*Does the Time-Warp away*
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"
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Dareon
Mister Mage Mon
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(6/12/02 12:32:57 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
... Somehow, when the Rocky Horror section began, I was expecting Kuja to sing "Sweet Transvestite." 
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Dry31
RTT: Garai
Posts: 112
(6/12/02 12:51:34 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
Now I have both "Let's do the Time Warp again!" and "Bad to the Bone" bouncing around in my brain simultaneosly.
That was funny.
 
~dry31~
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Cirrus Velious
RTT - Link
Posts: 61
(6/12/02 2:10:40 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
*is laughing like hell*
You're not the only one who has Time Warp stuck in his head Dry....
*was also expecting Kuja to start singing Sweet Transvestite*
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Baka
Wind Seer
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(6/12/02 4:39:22 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
Ivan? Innocent?
THAT'S a laff...
Heh 
Baka // Wind Seer // Salva Nos
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Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 954
(6/12/02 7:08:01 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
Poor Citan.
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Sponsoring Billy Lee Black
Did you notice that the two great angels only have one wing each...?
According to a legend handed down in Nisan...
God could have created humans perfectly...
But then, humans would not have helped each other...
So that is what these great single-winged angels symbolizes...
In order to fly, they are dependent on one another.
~Margie, Xenogears
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Simplistic Hero
RTT: ......
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(6/12/02 10:33:06 am)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
Well, somone has alot of free time.
And what? Why doesn't Laguna get to sing Desperado?
Desperado....
Why don't you come to your senses...
You've been out riding fences...
For so long now...
And we all know Ward should have sung solo.
(oh, and nice job.)
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Exeter
RTT-Delita Hyral
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(6/12/02 1:15:14 pm)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
SWEET!
Mithrigil, you are my goddess. 
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Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 96
(6/12/02 2:42:56 pm)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
*falls helplessly to the floor in gales of laughter*
Oh... god...
Save me! I need... Phoenix Down!
*expires*
:d Mith; fantastic insanity. And good ending too. XD TIME WARP! *has it in her head now*
o_O Scary, scary mental pics.... XD
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Sylphid
RTT - Vivi
Posts: 63
(6/12/02 2:47:45 pm)
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Re: Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
*dies of laughter* That was AWESOME, Mith!! XDDDD
*will never get the Rocky Horror Picture Show out of his head now!*
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Luna
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Posts: 7
(6/12/02 4:21:05 pm)
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Re:Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad..
This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while. XDDD
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Cirrus Velious
RTT - Link
Posts: 62
(6/12/02 5:49:38 pm)
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Re: Re:Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad
Mith, I believe we have a nice warm place set up for you at Random Insanity....well...as soon as it comes back up that is....Trust me, You'd fit RIGHT in
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Kellios
RTT: Aeris Gainsborough
Posts: 70
(6/12/02 6:07:36 pm)
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Re: Re:Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad
*dies*
Oh My god!! That was high point of my day!! *cracks up* That's tooo good!!
*saves*
Oh, and yes, you would LOVE RI
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KojiChao
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Posts: 54
(6/13/02 7:01:24 am)
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Re: Re:Oh yes it's Krizzy's night... [RTT fic, mad, mad, mad
*rolls on the floor, convulsing in laughter at the madness in that post* X_X Gaah... That was the funniest thing I've ever read in a long time... Grats on that, Mithrigil! XD I know that must have been a doozy to write up.
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Thirdtwin a
RTT: Citan Uzuki
Posts: 35
(6/13/02 12:34:08 pm)
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Whoa
LOL x a googleplex!!!
But C misses da whole party--again! *cries and laughs at the same time* But did it have to be the boa? Ah well.
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RTT: Bowser
Posts: 112
(6/13/02 10:04:09 pm)
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Re: Whoa
Bowser is packing up shop and heading to Vegas, incase you care. The Time Warp...who would have thought?
"Fungah, foiled again..."
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