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Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 36
(6/5/02 10:29:05 am)

Ye gods...
I guess sleeping in wasn't a guilty pleasure then, since i didn't miss anything, well, much. :P

And Kyo, if anyone's gonna need the practice, 'tis me. (I swear I WILL keep my deadline, in tact, and be ready. ><; Even if I have to travel through time, space, and alternate realities to save my PC... or not. XD)

Anyway... *tries not to choke* Diag, that was just bad. :P

I don't think I'll be able to eat tuna today without thinking about that today. Or any other fish-type foods. O_O!

Edit: You people scare me. Really. O_O!

Though Curley's Chibi Theatre was quite amusing. Hey, are Chibi Baka's really rare? XD

(Something tells me I shall now and forevermore be known for the wedgie.... dunno if that's good or bad....)

Edited by: Mintaka at: 6/5/02 10:35:29 am
Kyo
RTT: Issac
Posts: 31
(6/5/02 10:32:15 am)

Re: Kyo...
Edited (That was resolved. No bitterness here. :D )

Min: Yeah, you didn't miss much. Although the concept had potential!

Edited by: Kyo at: 6/5/02 10:56:13 am
Soujiro Seta
RTT :: Kaze
Posts: 20
(6/5/02 10:42:34 am)

Re: Kyo...
*sips tea in the corner*

I've been had! I didn't get to destroy the city's towers with my undersea tidal wave!

Oh well, the swimsuited ladies were recompense enough. ;)

Soil! My strength!

Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 40
(6/5/02 10:52:03 am)

Re: Kyo...
Just pray I don't (or in some cases, do?) get really bored, gather my artistic talent back intoa cohesive ball, and draw that.

(What that? I'll leave that to your minds, but it should be obvious.)

I guess there's moments of fanservice, and it is the right season... O_o

*kicks back, vegitating while thinking* Hmm... Damn I hate not having my bookmarks. ><;;; *boots power supply* I still have to get that thing OUT of the case and test it all over. So, like, if you smell something funny at some point today, its just me having been fried. :P Or not. I don't think I'm that blind. Yet.

Wait... Undersea tidal wave... something don't add up here...

Soujiro Seta
RTT :: Kaze
Posts: 22
(6/5/02 10:55:22 am)

Re: Kyo...
Not so; all waves are created by underwater currents. Tidal waves are generally the result of seismic shockwaves giving the current a nice big push. Or they can be caused by gargantuan sea serpents. :P

Shizuyoko
RTT::Laguna Loire
Posts: 56
(6/5/02 11:03:46 am)

Re: Kyo...
Quote:
Not so; all waves are created by underwater currents. Tidal waves are generally the result of seismic shockwaves giving the current a nice big push. Or they can be caused by gargantuan sea serpents. :P


Or gaseous eruptions. Of ANY sort.



"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor."

Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 41
(6/5/02 11:04:03 am)

Re: Kyo...
But then is a massive current. :D Waves are on the surface. (However, the thought of a giant wave isn't so good; I'm too close to the shore! :X Ok, so moving back east ISN'T such a bad proposition now... XD)

Ok, ok, so I'm being technical. It happens when your brain gets a little frayed. (Moreso since I'm tyring to figure osmething out right now, with no notes, no writing, completley mental.)

I'll just trust you on this. Why? Because ... just because. XD

Plus trying to ponder such things would probably cause my mind to collapse, creating a big black hole, and that's bad.

Lesse, now taking bets on how long it takes Krizak to calculate votes... (Which makes me wonder why he didn't learn from RT1? Probably because I forgot too. XD)

AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 54
(6/5/02 11:23:56 am)

Work sucks! I know!
EDIT: Sorry about that Jello quip. It was in bad taste and offended people. I'm sorry my writing wasn't up to par. So I made it MORE offensive!

Hey, I'm back from work! Hey hey, I got my ass kicked! Hey, hey, hey:

Chibi Conker (Which is impossible, due to the fact he looks chibi already!) pukes on a dolophin causing Chibi Aeris to cry.

Chibi Conker feels something weird in his fur speedo.
"What's this? Heeeeey! Being chibi has it's advantages! Oh wait, that's only jello. Hey girl don't cry! Here, have some jello! Wait, don't run away! There's ALWAYS room for Jello!"

One OMAKE A-vote to Chibi Aeris!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I just realized the Omake round was over! Hey, hey-- Ah f@% it. Good round everyone!


"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"

Edited by: AsylumXKP at: 6/5/02 11:58:59 am
allenhill2002
RTT: Golbez
Posts: 312
(6/5/02 11:30:45 am)

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
I think we can make an exception this time AsylumXKP.

Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 821
(6/5/02 11:35:59 am)

Yay! He didn't forget about us! *dances*
Krizak's back. How's the next round going to work? Will it end around noon tomorrow, or will it stop at normal time? And what happens with the missing minigame?

Oh, well, as long as the tournament is still going, I'm fine. And I'm really happy that I did get to ride Renmazu after all. Well, sort of... If a whale named Renmazu counts, then I rode it. :p

--

Sponsoring Billy Lee Black

TenshiKain
RTT :: Ramirez
Posts: 22
(6/5/02 11:48:06 am)

Weirdness
And to close off the Omake Round...

------------

Why am I wearing this!?

Chibi Ramirez could only ask himself that question as, sporadically, he was transported to an immense platform dangling above the water. It would've had been so weird except that his trim, pretty silver trunks had been replaced with a silver teddy, and his nice and groomed white locks were now held in pigtails. Neon light burned his vision as a big pink sign plugged above the stage glittered one word:

"HAMSTERS."

Eep. Chibi Ramirez's sweat rolled off him like flames on Xenogears, and by some chance, a giant spotlight gleamed down on him in the shape of a spiky-haired bishounen holding an impressive, butcher-knife-shaped sword. Chibi Ramirez blinked wildly, looking around for any sign of Chibi Gilder or that sexy mama Chibi Scarlett. There was none, and he was left alllll alone on stage.

Something rustled in the curtains on this platform. Chibi Rami swallowed- or was he?

"Dee-dee-dee-ba-dee-dee-doo-doo, dee-ba-dee-dee-doo..." something squeaked from behind him. Chibi Rami flung himself around to find a hamster in a jello-filled bikini, jumping up and down. No, two hamsters- three, four, five, SIX hamsters, all bouncing from outside the curtains in jello-filled bikinis that more than showed off their brown-and-white pelts. Chibi Rami's eyes bugged out in fear, as the hamsters were just as big as he was, and looked rather hungry. In his little silver speedo, he imagined he looked very tasty himself.

He turned, wailing, and began to run. "WAAAAAHHH-"

" One!"

Chibi Rami stopped suddenly, his legs and arms frozen by some unseen force as a rough, tough voice shouted from above. He squeaked pathetically as he was dragged back by the hamsters to center stage, timidly shivering as one began to paw his calf muscles with drool. "Aaaahhhh! Somebody help meeeeeeeee~!" he wailed.

Their jaws opened, their buck teeth glistening like fangs as he whined again-

" TWO!"

-and then they suddenly lined up beside him, three on each end and hooking their arms with each other. The pair on either side of him grabbed his arms, and with their jello tops jiggling like Lulu on Haste, they took in a deep breath. Chibi Rami's eyes shot to dinner plates as pink duplicates of the bishounen-swordsman-shaped spotlight flashed around the stage, and he meekly gave a "meep" as he realized what was about to happen. "Oh, sh-"

" JANGO!"

Hamster Dance, Techno Remix blared over the stage, and the hamsters sang in its chorus.

"Dee-dee-dee-ba-dee-dee-doo-doo, dee-ba-dee-dee-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, do-do-doo-doo-doo-didlay-doo!"

"Here we go."

His legs began to vibrate, his arms began to shake, and Chibi Rami began to sing with them. Neon pink, blue, green, and yellow flashed over the stage as his legs flew forward to form a kickline with them, his silver teddy gleaming and their jello bikinis bouncing in accord. He flipped his hair back and forth seductively, his eyes in swirls as he was hypnotized by the powerful command, and to techno music and hamster squeals, they danced the night away!

-------------

Chibi R-Votes to all, because Chibi Ramirez is THAT sexy a hamster dancer. :D

Izlude
RTT: Strago Magus
Posts: 39
(6/5/02 1:00:21 pm)

Re: Weirdness
ROFLMAO@krizak

Christ... the dark god knows where you live! looks like you'll have to switch ISP's and wait this one out.. i wonder.. if he'll find me?

*creates a dark lord of board destruction firewall*

"ha! get through that why dont you!"

Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 826
(6/5/02 1:08:59 pm)

I SHALL DEVOUR YOU
I AM THE DARK GOD OF BOARD DESTRUCTION. I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL AND DEVOUR EVERYTHING! NOTHING WILL SURVIVE! NOTHING!

---

Heh heh heh. Hey, I have to have some fun while waiting, don't I?

Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 42
(6/5/02 1:12:34 pm)

Say...
You don't think the DGoBD was the &#^*#$ that killed my PC, eh?!

Working overtime and/or trying to stay ahead of schedule is he? Well, too bad ya shmuck! Thou shalt have to go to great length to defeat me! ><;;

Though I am highly displeased that you killed my PC. You will pay. (Moreso for eating RI. I hope you get terrible indigestion from all that spam. And the Exeter blood.)

I warn you DGoBD, you so much as make one more move upon this or the next tourney, and I will make sure you find yourself locked within the confines...

....of a site dedicated to the Teletubbies and Barney.

*evil laughter ensues*

allenhill2002
RTT: Golbez
Posts: 314
(6/5/02 1:27:49 pm)

Soooooo........
Round 3 won't start 'til tomorrow, right?

Darkken
RTT - Yamazaki Shinnosuke
Posts: 21
(6/5/02 1:40:33 pm)

Evil Omake - Aoi Satan vs.The World
As Chibi-Yamazaki walked through the underwater city, he came to a realization that something wasn't right.

"Hmm... as one of the only villains in this tournament, I really haven't been doing a very great job. It's about time to change that."

Yamazaki stroke a pose that further showed off the lines of his bishounen body. "Enter... AOI SATAN!!!!!"

As he wandered through the city, Satan saw the woman in skimpy bikini swim past, and suddenly, he felt a spike of evil aura from the woman.

Hmm. She's the only one who could equal the amount of evil under my control... I must deal with her quickly.

Deciding on a course of action, he swam up to her, and slapped her in the back.

Chibi Scarlett screamed angrily: "Hey! What're you trying to do, you damn perv! Keep your fingers- Oh."

He had just noted that, despite being a perv, his new suitor was a scantily clad, white-hot bishounen. Scarlett looked at him, wondering what he was up to.

Satan bowed solemnly. "Mine mistake, O Lady. Please, thou shouldst pay no heed to mine mistake." And with that, Satan turned around and swam away.

The scantily clad woman noted nothing as she swam to the direction opposite of Satan, with a piece of paper reading "Please Do Me Gently" attached to the straps of the upper part of his bikini...

Satan laughed evilly, as suddenly, he saw someone behind him.

"Who are you?"

Chibi-Kaze stared at him, unintimidated.

"..."

"What do you want?"

"..."

"You want to fight?" Chibi-Satan asked angrily.

"..."

"All right!" Chibi-Satan fell back to an iaijutsu stance.

"..." Chibi-Kaze's hand moved over the Demon Gun attached to his belt, which also seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.

Chibi-Satan's right hand's little finger moved rhythmically over the sword, as his left eyebrow raised slightly. In response, Chibi-Kaze's right hand moved slightly closer to the gun, as his tongue switched sides from left to right. Chibi-Satan's eyes sharpened more, as his lips slightly parted. His left hand holding the katana moved slightly, and Chibi-Kaze's right hand twitched-

"Ahh, damn it. I don't have the time to do this Sergei Leone style. Take this!"

Chibi-Satan threw a laughing gas grenade, quickly running away as it exploded on Chibi-Kaze's face.

Chibi-Kaze's mouth twitched strangely as he tried to suppress the fits of laughter caused by the bomb.

"...heheh.......ha....hoho.........hmph. ...hehe......haha haha...Ha...HA... HAHAHAHA... hehe." Chibi-Kaze went to the other direction, laughing to himself.

As he calmed down a bit, he begun to talk to himself again as well.
"There is one evil I must yet do... but first..."

He walked down the streets, looking at the shops, until he discovered the one he wanted.

SECRETS OF THE HUMAN WORLD! SHOES AND BOOTS OF EVERY SIZE! ONLY WITH US AT REALWORLD!

Soon, Satan returned, carrying the largest and heaviest iron boot he had found. It didn't take him long to find his target...

Chibi-Delita turned around, but it was already too late. As the gigantic boot hit his crotch, his eyes widened, his mouth opened in shock and he swallowed several litres of the sea water, making him puke. Holding his crotch, he hit the ground slowly, laying there incapable to move.

"Hahaha. Blame yourself or blame Satan... which is me! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

And with that, Chibi-Satan's aura of evil burst into great size, filling the entire city, as his mighty booming sound said:

"3y3 4M 401 S4T4N!!!!!1111 ph33r m3! w0rsh1p m3!!!!!!1111111"

And so, an evil reign began... or will someone stop Chibi-Satan from destroying the universe?

------
Darkken - Yamazaki Shinnosuke - Rurouni Taikai Tactics

"Hear me... If you hate that which is evil, the greater that hatred may be... the more your own evil inside you will awaken!"

Edited by: Darkken at: 6/5/02 1:42:23 pm
Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 43
(6/5/02 2:09:27 pm)

Oh... oh god...
*dies laughing* Beautiful Darkken. Simply beautiful.

Actually, you've forgotten Bowser technically is a villain too. (Though HOW one chibi-izes a giant tur- *sees Bowser nearby, cracking knuckles* -Koopa is beyond me. Nor how a little pink puff named Kirby could devour him...)

I don't think any tournament is complete without something like this.

Hmm...

*bursts into another giggle fit*

KojiChao
Customer
Posts: 21
(6/5/02 2:27:49 pm)

Re: Evil Omake - Aoi Satan vs.The World
OK! Seems I completely missed the Omake round, I might as well just sit back and enjoy the view.

*Grabs a can of Merton Dew, and impales it upon one of his spines to open it, before drinking and making loud slurping noises*
---

Side note, Krizak? That's EXACTALLY what happened to me the other night. EXACTALLY. But, the thing was, someone DID IT TO ME. I have, without a doubt in my mind, a strong feeling it was the same dipsmack that did destruction to me, that smacked your internet connection.

The guy was looking at the recent posts I had been posting in my Global Profile, saw this place, and got mad. He didn't want me going to any other Messageboards except his own, so he tried to control me. :P Needless to say, I got very upset at him. He then figured out what this place was about, and told me to stop posting, or else.

I think he figured out you were the Host, and my friend, and tried to harm you, the same way he tried on my computer.

Baka
Wind Seer
Posts: 93
(6/5/02 2:28:49 pm)

Re: Oh... oh god...
No, there's only one Chibi-me.

A Rare specimen indeed!

O well *waits for round*

Tum-te-tum!


Baka // Wind Seer // Salva Nos

Terra Lockheart
Customer
Posts: 11
(6/5/02 2:32:46 pm)
Re: Oh... oh god...
Hmmm....*starts cracking up after reading the Omakes*

If I'm still alive, I'll actually have some time for the remainder of the week...:b

Sucks about your 'net connection, btw, Kriz. That's happened to me a lot as well (unreliable cable company+router=many, many internet screw ups). *waits for round results*

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