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Mintaka
RTT: Lise
Posts: 123
(6/15/02 11:59:54 am)
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Mwah...
Daig: That was bad. *chuckles* ^^ You know, I really am afraid of all of you and what you'll do. :d
Thankfully, I already know what you people are like. Mostly.
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Lise, for all her thinness, could put food away after a good workout. Not to mention a lot of it was just so good!
Of course, with food always comes the need for drink, and the best looking beverage was the punch bowl. (Besides, she was only sixteen, and drinking wouldn't be a good idea before going back... at least, logically...) She grabbed a glass and downed it in one shot, sighing and revelling in the coolness that was it. She leaned back against the wall as she sippedanother one down, watching everyone.
Out of the corner of her eye she watched Ryo slip away from the bar and chuckled lightly at the scene. In a way, I'll miss everyone, despite everything.
She raised her glass as one of the victors passed by her small spot against the wall, finished the glass, and picked up a third. She knew it was all winding down soon, and looked around once more.
She was feeling pretty good, and felt her spirits lift despite the sadness at having to go back and face the realities of her home. She hoped this had helped her, and given her resolve, but she had some doubts. Still, Elliot needed her.
Miss Lise, perk up~!
She smiled to herself, and started humming something to herself.
"...can we catch the tears of a broken world..."
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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 79
(6/15/02 1:45:24 pm)
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Woohoo!
Well everyone, it has been fun. And now I'm going out to get plastered, err get Conker into character :P. Use Conker as you will, I won't be back for another 6 or 8 hours (More if I'm f@%%ed up enough!)
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"
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Dry31
RTT: Garai
Posts: 126
(6/15/02 4:16:42 pm)
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Re: Rurouni Taikai Tactics - Bonus Round
*Garai follows Ramirez upstairs, a hard grin on his face. He finds Ramirez standing in front of a strange looking machine...it consists of a sort of pod, much like the ones in the futurisitic city that they were in earlier. This pod is suspended in the midst of some silvery metal rings, which seem to be capable of rotatating freely.*
Garai: Well...might as well.
*Garai climbs into the VR device on the right, and closes the hatch behind him. For an instant he is surrounded by blackness...then, he suddenly finds himself standing on a blue, flat surface. He looks around...everything here is the exact same shade of blue. Ramirez appears a few seconds later. He takes in his surroundings...and then a voice speaks.*
Voice: Welcome to the VR Combat Simulation Unit! Before beginning, there are a few things you should know. First, any blows that hit you will not cause you any actual physical harm. However, you will still feel these blows, due to direct neurostimulation of your brain. In short, this is EXACTLY like a real fight between two combatants...except that when you step out, you will have suffered no damage. You will feel any blows you get hit by, and if you lose too much virtual blood, you will start to feel ill, just as if you were actually bleeding. With that disclaimer, let the fight begin! You may either select a set location, or you may choose a variable location, in which the location shifts randomly at random times.
Garai: Variable.
Voice: Confirmed. Your first location is...Dimension: Chrono Cross, Location: Earth Dragon Isle.
*The environment blurs around them, and suddenly, both swordsmen are standing on Earth Dragon Isle.*
Garai: Heh...just my luck. Now, let's get started...
*Garai draws his twin swords...Ramirez does the same. Garai studies his opponent's blades...*
They're about the same length, but they look much lighter. That means he'll be faster with them, but he won't have as much power.
*Garai grins and circles Ramirez, advancing slowly...until he is within striking range. He starts the duel by testing Ramirez, launching a few light blows with his right sword...blows so weak that Chibi-Ramirez probably could have blocked them without too much effort. Ramirez looks disgusted, and easily blocks the blows, then starts his own attack...a high, quick slash aimed to tag Garai in the shoulder. And then Garai strikes. He sidesteps, dropping into a crouch...and then brings his left sword up in a short, vicious arc, aimed at Ramirez's ribs. Ramirez's eyes widen as he sees Garai's attack...he aborts his own attack and sidesteps, avoiding the slash by a hairsbredth. Garai steps back out of striking distance...*
Garai: You're as good as I hoped. Now, let's get down to business...
*Garai steps in again, his left sword leading the attack with a horizontal slash. Ramirez deflects it with the Ginken, and counters by bringing the Murasame up in a cross-body slash. But the lighter Murasame is deflected by Garai's right sword, as he brings it around in another horizontal slash...and then Garai leans forward and reverses the momentum of his right blade, in a reverse scissor-cut. Ramirez once again tries to evade, but this time the right blade nicks his side. Garai steps away again, and appraises Ramirez, to see how much damage he has done...*
(Back to you.)
~dry31~
(Pay no attention to any of the above.)
Luna: The PLACE
http://pub88.ezboard.com/bluna83999
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Kellios
RTT: Aeris Gainsborough
Posts: 79
(6/15/02 4:17:31 pm)
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Re: Woohoo!
"But of course, good sir!" as she held out her own hand for Link to hold. He gently grabbed her hand, brought his lips to it in a kiss, and walked with her onto the dancing floor.
Link walked out onto the dance floor, and turned himself so that he could face Aeris.
"Here, watch this..." He said, grinning, and backed up to give himself what appeared to be room.
Link then proceeded to drop to the floor and...
starts break dancing!!
*****
One show-off point for Link
Hehe, and thanks for all the votes fo AVALAN.... Snow Falllng Quickly Down a Hill XD No one's gonna get that, are they?
^^ And Yoko! glad all went well.
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Dry31
RTT: Garai
Posts: 127
(6/15/02 4:19:48 pm)
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Re: Rurouni Taikai Tactics - Bonus Round
(And while we're at it...I'll allot half of my Show-Off Points to myself, and the other half to TK.)
~dry31~
(Pay no attention to any of the above.)
Luna: The PLACE
http://pub88.ezboard.com/bluna83999
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Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 981
(6/15/02 4:34:52 pm)
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The poor guy just wants a break
Billy slammed the Frogger machine with his fist. It seemed like such an easy game... This 'game' had just eaten up about 1000 G, and Billy didn't want to lose any more money.
He stared out at the dance floor. Too much noise... too many people... plus, I don't know how to dance...
He sat down at the bar. The bartender turned to Billy.
"What'll it be, son?"
"Oh, I'll have a nice ice water," replied Billy.
Everyone at the bar became very quiet. They all stared at Billy. Conker let loose a large belch, then fell over, drunk.
"Uh... Milk?"
The stares continued.
Billy buried his face in his hands. "Just get it, will ya?"
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Sponsoring Billy Lee Black
Did you notice that the two great angels only have one wing each...?
According to a legend handed down in Nisan...
God could have created humans perfectly...
But then, humans would not have helped each other...
So that is what these great single-winged angels symbolizes...
In order to fly, they are dependent on one another.
~Margie, Xenogears |
Exeter
RTT-Delita Hyral
Posts: 195
(6/15/02 5:14:22 pm)
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Re: The poor guy just wants a break
Delita, noticing the young boy who seemed to be having trouble at the bar, quietly strolled up to stand beside him, glass of milk in hand.
"I don't know about the rest of the drinks they serve here, but I'd be careful with the milk, kid. It might be different here, but in Ivalice, milk'll knock you out faster than an irate chocobo."
Eyes wide at this completely baffling remark, Billy considered canceling his order of milk, but the bartender had already come back with a frosty glass, snickering all the while.
Nervously, Billy downed the shot in one long, thirsty gulp, and it was Delita's turn to be baffled. Not only was the guy obviously too young to be drinking, but he apparently had an iron stomache, as well.
Billy, understandably relieved that the milk wasn't anything more than milk, despite the dark-haired knight's odd behavior, asked for another.
Not to be outdone, Delita briefly studied the half-empty glass in his hand, and then, with a deep breath, chugged it down.
"Hah! I knew I cou..." he mumbled as he passed out.
Billy shook his head slightly as he took the next glass and stepped over the drooling Delita, who had become the target of a great deal of mockery. Blissfully unaware, the young king snored away, enjoying his visit with a pink chocobo named Pinky.
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If you don't understand the 'milk' thing, you need to play FF Tactics.
Edit: Votes and stuff...
- Best Dramatic Performance: Me. Kidding...actually, I'm going with Kaze. Soujiro's performance made me want to check out the anime, even if the rest of it isn't anything special.
- Best Comedic Performance: Conker, all the way. Nothing beats a drunken, homicidal squirrel.
- Best Story: Vivi, who'd better be around in the next RT, or else.
- Best Display of Teamwork: Hmm...Two on One.
- Best Rivalry: Ramirez and Yamazaki.
- Best Duel (Single Post): Ramirez vs. Gilgamesh.
- Best Duel (Multi-Post): Kaze and Gilder. Go gunfights!
- Best Romance: Laguna and Scarlett
- Breakthrough Performance: Hmm..actually, I'm going to vote for Billy/Bugenhagen here. A remarkable first performance.
- Most Original Interpretation of an Existing Character: Gotta go with the common consensus here, I'm afraid, and vote for Scarlett. Man, I can't help but have some respect for her now. Damn you, Mith!
Edited by: Exeter at: 6/15/02 5:29:13 pm
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Kyo
RTT: Issac
Posts: 65
(6/15/02 9:59:51 pm)
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Show-off? XD
Most Dramatic Performance - Kaze. He made FFU shine much more than the anime is supposed to. Bad Tenk. Bad.
Most Original Interpretation of an Existing Character: There is no way that I couldn't choose Scarlett here. Way to go, Mith! ^_^
That's it for me. I don't feel like racking my brain over the other awards, since a lot of the performances went neck-and neck... ^^;;
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Thirdtwin a
RTT: Citan Uzuki
Posts: 50
(6/15/02 10:05:36 pm)
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Sitting in muddy water isn't such a bad life...
...if it ends after the first time...
"Ah, Billy, I saw you walk away from the DDR machine." Walking back from the dance floor, a light coat of sweat on his brow, wearing a smile freely for the third time in days, he sat next to the robed young man. "I have a secret for you, my good friend..." He leaned toward Billy's ear. "I had as much of a difficult time getting on the first time I played. And I'll tell you, as soon as I got over my fear and stepped up on those pads... I lost. Twelve times, in fact." Then, returning to a conversational voice, "But after I got over my fear, and started getting good, the rest became history." He turned to a man in a purple disco suit and a silver afro. "Milk, my main man. Strawberry, that is."
"What it is."
"What it ain't."
"So anyway, my friend, DDR is just harmless, innocent fun. And more addictive than even Frogger. Gives you exercise, too." Leaning in again, in a whisper, "When I was in Lahan for those last few years, I had a machine in my basement! Much better for the heart than just smacking around Hobgobs, eh? Just don't tell Yui; I used to spend so much time on the machine in Aphel Aura that she thought I was cheating on her with Charmy!" He laughed, and the laugh was so vibrant, so clear, so... alive... Billy couldn't help but join in. The afro'ed man came ack with the pink, frothy substance in an extra tall glass.
"Thanks, Boldo my man."
"Fo' shigga dat."
"What what." They pounded their fists, and spent a few seconds in an elaborate handshake, spouting ebonics all the while. Billy kept laughing, even after Citan turned back to him with a skeptical look. "Hmm? What's so funny? ...Ah, you've had some "milk" yourself. Just be careful--I've been drunk four times my entire life, and that stuff was responsible twice." Billy, used to thinking of Citan as the guy who could outdrink his--could outdrink Jesiah (for he was still uncomfortable with the idea of calling him "father," even in his own mind), coupled with memories of the last round, wherein Citan randomly yelled things like "Garflackle!"--it was too much; he started cracking up again. "Well, I'm gonna go back to the dance hall. Peace out, my mizza."
TT, "a dichotomy of order and chaos...," who also happens to be a:
The American Non-sequitur Society says: "We may not make sense, but we do like pizza."
Professor Daravon says: "CT is Charge Time. It's charged bySpeed value in one clock." Edited by: Thirdtwin a at: 6/15/02 10:08:28 pm
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Bugenhagen
RTT: Billy Lee Black
Posts: 987
(6/15/02 10:47:33 pm)
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Re: Sitting in muddy water isn't such a bad life...
Billy watched Citan stagger away, a smile still on his face. Shaking his head, Billy turned to the bartender. "You know, he's a very intelligent guy, when he's sober."
The bartender grunted. "Does he get this wasted that often?"
Billy shook his head. "Once in a while. I've seen him and my... father out once in a while, and he's usually like this when he has one drink too many."
The bartender watched Citan's figure stumble around the room. "I just hope that he doesn't hurt himself."
Billy sighed and leaned up against the bar. Growing up on the Aquavy Islands, the biggest party he had ever been to was a three-year-old orphan's. He just didn't feel at home. Billy looked down at the glass of milk and sighed.
I don't know what happened to those other two, but the milk sure seems to be fine...
I should probably be heading back home soon...
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Meh, so I'll edit my ending to fit the bar scene. No big deal; I just need to add a tiny bit. If this is where the endings are going on, I better post it.
If I'm terribly mistaken, and there's an ending thread after this, somebody please tell me.
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Sponsoring Billy Lee Black
Did you notice that the two great angels only have one wing each...?
According to a legend handed down in Nisan...
God could have created humans perfectly...
But then, humans would not have helped each other...
So that is what these great single-winged angels symbolizes...
In order to fly, they are dependent on one another.
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Dareon
Mister Mage Mon
Posts: 89
(6/16/02 1:22:24 am)
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Ceci n'est pas une post.
Amethyst sighed and pushed himself away from an old Tempest machine in the corner. "After level 20, it just gets repetitive..." He left the top score position blinking "AME."
He moved slowly up to the second floor and stared out across the dance floor, taking in the massed dancers.
Vivi, who had somehow managed to straighten out his hat enough to breakdance on it.
Ivan, sitting calmly by the bar, wobbling slightly.
Aeris, dancing happily with Link.
Strago, calmly waving his Speedo at people.
Golbez, sitting off in one corner.
And the multitude of people his eyes flashed over. Friends... Foes... The occasional innocent bystander...
"What a wide array of powers. How many people down there actually know how their powers work? The pure magic, and the visual effects of their swordplay?"
"Generally speaking, it's all in their mind."
Amethyst turned, to find the pale-skinned god standing at the railing next to him. The construct smiled wryly. "So much power. All in their mind."
"You're saying it's an illusion?"
"Quite the opposite. Their mental power makes it real. Strictly speaking, all magic- in fact, all abilities are constructs of the mind."
"But the range of magic is so varied. And what of those that need special talismans or items to use magic? What of those who obtain their spells from books? We can't all use the same rules."
"The rules vary from world to world, but if you look enough, there are universal rules."
"Like what?"
"I've given you the most basic. But I wouldn't be a very good god if I just told you the rest, now would I? Part of godhood is letting the people be free. You have to know when to help and when to just let them be."
Amethyst smiled. "I think I understand that. But this is over. How am I supposed to find out?"
"This is not the only time that these things have happened. You know that much. And you can be sure these will happen again. You just have to be there."
"But how?"
"There is... a resonance that attaches to the participants in these tournaments. The more they change in one, the easier they find it to draw the attention of the host. Simply wish to be a part of whichever tournament happens next, and it is likely your wish will be granted."
"How far apart are they?"
"By your reckoning? Hard to say. The next could happen ten seconds after I return you to your world, or it may take over a year." The construct smiled. "But they're never far off."
The young god turned and began to walk off. He paused and looked over his shoulder at the purple-clad mage. "You're not ready to go back yet, are you?"
Amethyst shook his head. "Not quite yet."
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50 Show-off points for my total mastery of Tempest
And I've played FFT, but I don't get the milk thing... =/
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Thirdtwin a
RTT: Citan Uzuki
Posts: 52
(6/16/02 1:30:18 am)
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Re: Ceci n'est pas une post.
((In FFT, if you do the Deep Dungeon sidequest (either that or the one where you get Beowulf...?) Ramza orders milk in a bar with a straight face. At least for me, when I reach that point Ramza's usually older than 21, so the only logic I could come up with is that Ramza's ordering some particularly "hard" milk. As for strawberry milk... well, I like strawberry milk ^_~. I don't spike it with liquor though; I just figured it would be a good combination))
TT, "a dichotomy of order and chaos...," who also happens to be a:
The American Non-sequitur Society says: "We may not make sense, but we do like pizza."
Professor Daravon says: "CT is Charge Time. It's charged bySpeed value in one clock." Edited by: Thirdtwin a at: 6/16/02 1:32:33 am
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Dareon
Mister Mage Mon
Posts: 90
(6/16/02 2:32:13 am)
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Re: Ceci n'est pas une post.
Oh, that. =/ I just figured he didn't drink. Would you drink after seeing those *coughNoFFTSpoilersHerecough* things?

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daigohji
RTT: Ryo Hazuki
Posts: 50
(6/16/02 5:29:17 am)
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If the Name fits...
****** ******
The Namer sat silently in the middle of the empty rows of seats, carefully watching a re-run of the last day's events on the large screen in front of her. The images danced and flickered over her mirror-like mask, betraying no sign of the expression beneath.
"Yes" her eyes snapped open, "Final round, I name thee; The Finalists Are Revolting" (OOC: not so much a title as a para-phrased quote ... but I couldn't resist :D )
As the screen turned white and the film ended, The Namer stood and walked out of the theatre, saying only, "My work here is done. Now ... to attend to other matters."
****** ******
Best Dramatic Performance: Soujiro's Kaze. Like others I'm now tempted to watch FFU ... if only for Kaze :D
Best Comedic Performance: Conker, of course. Though Bowser deserves an honourable mention too.
Best Rivalry: Kaze and Gilder. We haven't had too many gunslingers in these tournies (and yes, I know you were one of them Baka :P ).
Breakthrough Performance: Conker. Sure, most people would probably go or a serious character in this category, but I was impressed with how well Asylum blended into the RT atmosphere almost instantly.
Shadow :: Lise :: Ryo
We are Thrill Seekers
"Have you seen a black car?"
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Julia
Customer
Posts: 3
(6/16/02 8:02:36 am)
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Re: If the Name fits...
Ryo, don't you think you can take your plaster off yet?
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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 80
(6/16/02 8:35:47 am)
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High Scoring.
1. NUT
2. ASS
3. FKD
4. FUQ
5. BIH
6. TIT
7. TWT
8. PNZ
9. B.J
10. PEE
"My work is done." Said Conker while wandering away from a Joust machine. Later he bumped into Yoshi, who was playing Pinball.
"JACKASS!" Conker yelled from behind the dinosaur, making Yoshi miss his ball. GAME OVER flashed on the display.
"I can't believe you made me miss! I challenge you to a duel!" Conker accepted and the two strapped into the VR machines. An infinite horizon of blue covered the virtual landscape. Rules were explained. The two were then transported to a virtual Nighthaven dance club, in the arcade area. A virtual Mills Lane appeared.
"I want a good clean fight! LET'S GET IT ON!" Yoshi rushed towards Conker. The squirrel smirked and reached behind his back. Conker was angry that he found nothing.
"No! I can't get anything while in this virtual world! Crap!" He took off, being chased around the arcade by Yoshi.
"Well, here goes nothing." Conker jumped through the window of an arcade machine. Yoshi screeched to a halt and looked into the window. There was Conker trying to steal someone's race car. Yoshi jumped in the game and did the same. Soon the two were driving at high speeds in Mute Cuty (That's right, F-ZERO. A Nintendo game. Ironic isn't it?). Yoshi managed to find himself side by side with Conker. The lizard opened a side window and shot out three fireballs at Conker's vehicle. The squirrel retorted by slamming into Yoshi. The two then focused on slamming each other through the entire track. Both Conker and Yoshi came around to a tight turn with no railings. They slammed each other with such force, that both the contestants fell off the track.
Yoshi and Conker were ejected from the machine, coming out the same way they came in. Giving chase again, the two found themselves in another arcade game.
"HADOKEN!" screamed Conker as he flung a large Fireball towards a Yoshi wearing a Spider Man outfit(Skin?). Spider Yoshi flung a web at the ceiling, avoiding the fireball. Conker jumped up high in the air, just underneath his target.
"SHORUKEN!" The lizard was knocked out by a burning uppercut. Conker landed with his back faced against the screen. After mumbling something in Japanese, the two were thrown out again.
This time Yoshi went in first, as Conker ducked Yoshi's dash. The dinosaur flew into a machine labeled "POINT BLANK". Conker smiled as he inserted a few quarters and grabbed both guns. Just as Conker hoped, there was Yoshi running around a 2D screen. The squirrel fired shot after shot against the dinosaur, missing the agile beast with each bullet. Yoshi jumped behind some sort of barricade, finding a bazooka. Conker waited for the lizard to show up, his gun aimed cheatingly close to the screen. Yoshi popped up and fired a rocket towards Conker. The screen vibrated as Conker swore. The words FAIL came up, and Yoshi hopped back out of the machine, kicking Conker's head on the way out. The two took off again.
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Virtual Cat, It's on you now! Just keep the same theme going, and we'll be racking in the game parodies
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"
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Dareon
Mister Mage Mon
Posts: 92
(6/16/02 9:06:04 am)
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Re: High Scoring.
((FYI, I've taken the liberty of saving the rounds, and as soon as this thread hits 60 posts, I'll be saving the first page of it, too.))
*EDIT* The last sentence made no sense whatsoever.
Edited by: Dareon at: 6/16/02 9:10:02 am
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The Virtual Cat
RTT::Yoshi
Posts: 35
(6/16/02 10:37:41 am)
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High Scoring. Part II.
Yoshi jumped out of the machine, knocking Conker backwards into another. Yoshi quickly followed.
The screen went black and said:
WORLD 1-1
YOSHI x 3
(Yeah, that's right, SMB1! The arcade version.)
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Conker knew how the game worked. He knew he ws supposed to wait where he was for his turn. "Aww, screw this..." and he went off to look for Yoshi.
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Yoshi was immidiately confronted with what looked like a pixelated goomba, and promptly ate it. He then saw Conker running towards him, wearing a fire-flower suit, hurling fireballs at him. He qickly jumped down a pipe.
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WORLD 1-2
YOSHI x 3
Yohsi looked around.
"Whew. That was close," Yoshi thought to himself.
"Not so fast!" Conker yelled from behind him. Yoshi turned about and Conker hit him directly in the face with a fireball.
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WORLD 1-2
CONKER x 4
Conker found his way to the top of the level, Yoshi in hot pursuit. He came to a gap, and jumped. he landed on the opposing ledge, and Yoshi landed on top of him. Conker, realizing he couldn't be hurt for the time being, ran for it...
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WORLD 4-1
OH HELL. I GIVE UP.
The games reboots and the are both ejected from the machine. They went sailing into another machine.
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Yoshi and Conker found themselves in a what seemed to be an arena. There was an inscription on the floor: "The brave do not fear the grave." (That's right. The FF7 battle arena. We'll just pretend they have the materia they use.)
Conker uses Sense: Yoshi - 2000/2000 - Nullifies Water
Yoshi uses Sense: Conker - 4000/4000 - Nullifies Earth* - Weak against Fire.
"Hey lizard! Rare, Medium or Well Done?" Before Yoshi has a chance to reply, Conker uses Fire on him. (213 Damage to Yoshi)
"I like medium!" Yoshi uses Fire2. (1050 Damage to Conker)
"Well, I like well done!" Conker uses Fire3 (1026 Damage to Yoshi)
"Well done tastes like charcoal!" Yoshi uses Flare. (2948 Damage to Conker)
"Doesn't matter if you're only two inches tall..." Conker uses Mini.
"I beg to differ." Yoshi Attacks. (1 Damage to Conker)
"You would, too." Conker uses KotR, easily defeating Yoshi.
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* If Conker should nullify something else, let me know.
Back to AsylumXKP!
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I am .

Yes. I do see the typo. No. I'm not going to change it.
 Edited by: The Virtual Cat at: 6/16/02 8:41:20 pm
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Kellios
RTT: Aeris Gainsborough
Posts: 85
(6/16/02 12:23:26 pm)
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Re: High Scoring. Part II.
Dareon: I've saved everything, too. The whole tourney, infact. So, if things disappear and if any one wants a copy, let me know.
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AsylumXKP
RTT::Conker
Posts: 81
(6/16/02 12:58:18 pm)
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High Scoring. Part III.
Eh, Earth works. He's weak against fire though ("He looks FLAMMABLE!")
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"WOOHOO!" Conker performed "The worm" (When you flop on your belly and wiggle like a worm) as a victory dance. Both were soon ejected from the machine. The two chased each other into another labeled "PARAPPA THE RAPPER." The squirrel and the lizard looked at each other strangely, they were now 2D and flat.
"Weird." Conker remarked. A rap beat sounded off in the background.
*Ludacris - Southern Hospitality*
Words appeared for Conker:
Uh, Cadillac grills Cadillac mills
Check out the oil my Cadillac spills
Matter fact candy paint Cadillac's kill
So check out the ho's my Cadillac fills
20 inch wide 20 inch high
Oh don't you like my 20 inch ride
20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes
Hoping for American 20 inch pies
Pretty ass clothes pretty ass toes
Oh how I love these pretty ass ho's
Pretty ass high class anything goes
Catch em in the club throwing pretty ass bows
Long jime jaws long jime stalls
Any stank puss make my long jime pause
Women on they cells making long time calls
And if they like to juggle give em long jime's balls
The two sang for the chorus:
All my players in the house that can buy the bar
And the ballin ass YOSHIS wit the candy cars
If you a pimp and you know you don't love them hoes
When you get on the flo YOSHI! throw them bows
All my women in the house if you chasing cash
And you got some big titties wit a matching ass
Wit ya fly ass boots or ya open toes
When ya get on the flo YOSHI! throw them bows
Yoshi was up next:
Dirty south mind blown dirty south bread
Catfish fried up dirty south fed
Sleep in a cot pickin dirty south bed
Dirty south guls give me dirty south head
Hand me down flip flops hand me down socks
Hand me down drug dealers hand me down rocks
Hand me down a 50 pack swisher sweets box
And goodfella rich YOSHIs hand me down rocks
Mouth full of platinum mouth full of gold
Forty glock cal keep your mouth on hold
Lie through your teeth you could find your mouth cold
Rip out ya tongue cause of what ya mouth told
Sweat for the lemonade sweat for the tea
Sweat from the hot sauce sweat from the D
And you can sweat from a burn in the third degree
And if you sweat in your sleep then you sweat from me
CHORUS:
Conker was up again.
Hit by stars hit by cars
Drunk of the liquor getting hit by bars
Keep your girl close cause she's hit by far
Hit by the Neptune's hit by guitars
Afro Picks afro chicks
I let my soul glow from my afro dick
Rabbit out the hat pullin afro tricks
Afro American afro thick
Overall country overall jeans
Overall Georgia we oops oops!
Conker messed up the song, and lost the rap. Ejected from the game they found themselves in deep space, strapped inside fighters. The two shot at each other for awhile, barely noticing the other aliens flying about.
"Eat laser squirrel!"
"Missed! Have some of this!"
"BEWARE I LIVE!" The two fighters rumbled as a strange voice boomed. The two stopped fighting for a second.
"Oh... My..."
"F@#%!" The two stared at the infamous Sinistar.
"RUN RUN RUN!" Boomed the creature. The two fled, trying to keep away from the beast.
"RUN COWARD RUN!" Yoshi grabbed some crystals from an asteroid, realizing they created Sinibombs. Conker distracted the large beast as Yoshi stocked up. The green lizard then flew towards Sinistar, flying into a trench on it's behind.
"Use the Force Yoshi... Use the Force..." A familiar voice said.
"Who's this?" Asked Yoshi.
"It's a me! MARIO! Usa da force!" Yoshi closed his eyes and fired the Sinibomb into Sinistars duct. The creature blew up, exploding into large fragments.
"Great shot kid! That was one in a million!" remarked Conker. Conker was soon met with one of Yoshi's extra Sinibombs. Conker flew out of the machine, caught on fire and smoking through the air. Yoshi hopped out, chasing after the burning rodent. Conker immediately landed into yet another machine. He found himself on a large spaceship. Yoshi just arrived, but before the two could fight an explosion rocked the ship. A person that looked like the captain shouted out.
"What happen?"
"Someone set us up the bomb!"
"NOOOO! NO,NO,NO! F@%# NO!" Conker immediately slapped the two. "There will be none of that in this tournament! New game!" the two were transported into a strange virtual world (Think the VR missions in MGS, or even better the VR missions for MGS2:S). Both Yoshi and Conker were equipped with state of the art weapons and katanas. The two drew M4s at each other, until they heard a rumbling. It was a giant freaking guard. "Nothing here" It said in a loud Russian accent. It then thundered off.
"I think we should be really quiet this time..." whispered Conker.
"Good idea..." Yoshi replied with a whisper. The lizard then shot off a few grenade rounds at a wall while shouting "HEY GIANT MAN OVER HERE! I'M A STUPID SQUIRREL!" Yoshi darted off, leaving Conker.
"Oh F!@#!" Conker ran, while the ground exploded around him. Those were some big ass bullets. Conker turned into a corner, seeing Yoshi trying to hide. He aimed a silenced USP at Yoshi, hitting him in the tail. The lizard screamed and jumped, attracting the guards. Soon the boxes Yoshi was hiding behind turned into pixelated fragments. Conker met the lizard around a corner armed with a Stinger.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
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All you Yoshi! I'll give you the honors of finishing it.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna get tanked tonight!"
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