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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:02 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

quote:
Originally posted by Exeter
~You know what? I really don't feel like searching for a good title right now. So there~
AKA, Random Omake of Power (Sol and Ky's quest continues)
Sol Badguy--Intermission...I guess.

"Psst...mister. You're about to get ***ed."

The hell's a pone?

"Legolas! Get 'im!"

A tall, bishounen type elf stepped out from behind a tree, an arrow nocked to the string of his longbow. He seemed to enter in slow motion, his long blonde haired swaying magnificently in the breeze a--

"Stun Edge!"

Staring at the smoking corpse before them, the elves began chittering once more. Sol took the opportunity to back away as quickly as possible, and Ky did likewise.





Why did that make me laugh so hard that I actually started tearing up?


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Exeter Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:05 PM

Rock You

Registered: Feb 2003
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Heh, glad you liked it, Damned.

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Curley W Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:16 PM

Basic Lurker

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

Bah, had to work today. I'll get to writing soon though. For now, Here's something odd to keep you occupied.

Dancing Ghaleon.

He tries, but I think Kula still has him beat.


.......What? You were expecting something relevant? Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

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m121akuma Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:23 PM

t3h 3v1l av: Part 2

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Southfield, MI. Bitches.

AH, I didn't notice Exeter's post until now. Swordchucks>me. But I think a certain pie-eating Hadoken shooting little sadist was missing.


Southfield Board of Education: Prepared to be Schooled

quote:
Originally posted by Starhammer
SRK.com is the new evercrack. All we need is some Idiot to kill someone and blame SRK.com for it, and its status will be irreversible.

-Starhammer-


---Team Southfield Website---

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 11:01 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

King
Omake Chapter: Even the Gods Vacation
Section 3


Darrke'an (The Nation of Ease), Rhea Munde woods

The blonde pair had pushed onward, quickly advancing towards the mythical treasure of Rhea Munda. King more and more realizing how fortunate she was to actually have accepted Amethyst's self-invitation. She and he virtually slaughtered any supernatural - comparative to King's own dimension at least - creatures that dared get their way. Any beast, man, or man-beast that they encountered fell easy, due to Amethyst's awesome magic and King's killing kicks. Name an entity, it fell before their might.

Werewolves? Mirage Kicks, Rosario Impales, and Trick Shots slew those puppies.

Elves? Venom Strikes, Sun Rays, and Air Throws quickly put them in their place as their protector Legalos was pronounced missing a few hours before...

Forest Imps? Double Strikes, Bear Crushes, and Spellbounds easily dispatched the bane of Garland.

Succubi? Amethyst had Thrusted, Thunder Thrusted, and even Triple Thrusted her before she flew off, shouting something about bawdy playmates...

Lions, Tigers, and Bears? All said "Oh my!" as they fell to Trap Shots, Scuffles, and Energy Chains.

Spider-men? Squished by the way of Giant Swings, Time Eclipses, and Silent Flashes.

And the worst of all...

Superman? Amethyst had attacked with his "Greater than God Combo" of Overdrive followed by Shadow Servant into twelve Towers finished by a Statis Rune. Superman only gave a smug smirk in reply. Though he was supposed to weak to magic, thanks to the constant overpowering of DC, the glaring weakness had magically (oh the irony :eek ) disappeared. Meanwhile, King had went to town, found some Kryptonite, obtained that Kryptonite, walked back to the battlefield, threw it at Superman, and stomped on his crotch repetitively after he fell to the ground powerless before continuing on with Amethyst, who on reaction covered his groin area.

Luckily, the pair had the fortune to not run into Batman, who surely would have beaten them for he is well-known for carrying around his anti-androgynous fighter spray as well as his anti-master mage spray.

After beating back many of the aforementioned foes, and much more, thusly gaining experience that would give Red Mage a whole day's orgasm, Level 500 King and Level 999 Amethyst finally reached their destination. King and Amethyst gasped in surprise.

"Oh my...."

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Not being able to decide on my direction, I chose the comic route obviously. Please note that I loathe DC, but have little problem with Batman.

EDIT: I also had to cut it short because Angel is coming on now. Damn you Buffy spin-off!


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Krizak Posted: 04-24-2003 , 12:20 AM

The World Shall Be Mine!

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: East Heaven Kingdom Goal: WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Omake Phase (Relaxation): Your Kung Fu Is Weak

The golden sun hung near the horizon, a great fruit that would soon be plucked from the sky by the grasping talons of the night. Mint sat up from her beach chair and stretched out, letting loose a yawn as she did. Placing the book she had been reading on the table beside her, she picked up her drink - a pina colada with just a touch of coconut rum in it - and sipped it, looking out over the sea as she did. She had spent the past few hours reading the book she had bought in Zakgar, a study of various forms of mental magic and how they affected people's minds.

Best to understand exactly how this Purple element is going to work before trying to use it in combat... And I wonder how much fighting there will be soon. Mint looked over at her rings, which were resting on top of her clothes in a neat little pile by her chair. Heh. We were promised a war, and from the sounds of things, we'll soon get one. And I wouldn't want to be unprepared...

She blinked, as most people do many times a day. But when she opened her eyes, she found herself surrounded by ninjas, a far less common occurrence. "Aww, come on. I already had enough of you ninjas in the last city!"

One of the ninjas stepped forward, and began to make elaborate arm movements that didn't match his words in the slightest. "Ahh, but you only faced the ninja clans under Kobatsu before. Now..." The ninja took up a pose. "Now you face... The Foot!"

Mint stared incredulously at the ninja for a moment before she burst into laughter, causing all of the ninjas surrounding her to sweatdrop. "Haha! The Foot... oh, that's too much... Then, I suppose you're all 'Toes' then..." Grabbing her rings, she jumped up and smirked. "Well, come on, then! I don't have all day!"

The head ninja pulled out his sword, a move that was replicated by the other hundred ninjas that surrounded Mint. With a cry of "Ninja strike!", the ninja horde ran forward, their eyes blazing with murderous intentions.

"Yellow, Cosmic, Seizure!" A sphere of electricity surrounded Mint for a second, before quickly expanding to encompass everything around her. When she finally released her concentration on the spell, she looked up to see that every single ninja was now standing completely still, stuck in mid-stride as if frozen in time. Little electrical arcs ran across their bodies, the aftereffects of the Seizure spell.

Mint grabbed her clothing and book from the table, downed the last remaining drops of her pina colada, and then walked up to the head ninja. "Next time, you should probably choose your targets more carefully, or else you might end up getting your butt kicked again!" Jumping into the air, she delivered a powerful dropkick to the head ninja, sending him flying back into the water.

All the way back to the cabana, she couldn't stop laughing.

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1 Mint > Pirates > Ninjas Vote against the Foot Clan
(Make no mistake. In the end, Mint ***z you all.)

New Spell Revealed!
Seizure - Yellow/Cosmic - A electric field explodes out of Mint, causing every person within it's radius to become 'stuck' where they are. The stronger you are, the less time it will take you to break free from this, but you'll be stopped for at least ten seconds.

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Renmazuo Posted: 04-24-2003 , 01:01 AM

Cute Widdle Cleric Girl

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Graveyard of Airships

One look was all Daisetsu needed.

"...perhaps this wasn't the ideal place for a rest stop," he murmured, scratching his head at the confusion that greeted him, coming out of his 'sanctuary.' Pirates, ninjas, women, a giant lizard, a tremendous machine in the shape of a human, a psychotic little boy being stomped between the legs by a disgruntled sailor, the body of a dead blonde bishounen elf being carried out by weeping fangirls...

Chaos. Absolute chaos. And now there's a bunch of scantily-clad women dancing on the pirate ship and throwing pies. What next, a meteor of cows falling from the sky?

He spoke too soon, as a moment later, approximately eight hundred gallons of milk spontaneously rained onto the pirate ship.

That was close. I'm starting to think I'm lactose intolerant, anyway, he thought, hearing the high-pitched shrieks of all those dancers. Daisetsu groaned, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger, and raised his free hand idly. "I bet it's all that psychotic little boy's fault. When I come back, I'm going to make sure he never sits down on the toilet the same again."

With that grim vow, Daisetsu waved his hand, and the contestants left behind the maddening island of Darkke'an.

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Sexcel Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Shinji Ikari vs. DC Comics Saga!
Experimental Omake Round
Experiment...................FAILED.


That means it's closed. XD The fabled weapon goes to Exeter and Baka, whichever one of them wants to split it up- it's another 'Seal' sword, like Sol Badguy and Ky Kiske use, if you're wondering.

Moral of this Round: The Pirate and Ninja struggle will never be resolved, Zaxu can't touch Zack's level, Ky Kiske screams like a little girl, Shinji Ikari deserves nothing but the most grueling and painful death, and Tenshi should never be entrusted to making a round without a set time limit.


"Virtus in cordibus tranquillibus floret. Iustitia est mecum. Per animam meam, cave. Cave."

-- Sponsoring Alma Beoulve, Survivor X.

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Curley W Posted: 04-24-2003 , 02:33 AM

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Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

I know this is after the round and all. But it took a while to write. Ren gave me the go ahead, so....
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"Jason where are you? JASON~?!" Vader howled, running through the streets of Zakgar with the only sign of his master, the P.E.R.C., around his neck. His form was that of the Neander-dog, due to the out of control wildlife in nearby Rhea Munde forest. Several people paniced, seeing the large beast running through their town shouting out their own language. "Knowing Jason, he's probably gotten himself into trouble, or is doing something stupid..... Or both."

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"Uhhhhhh." Jason groaned, still recovering from Kobatsu's attack. "Where am I?... Did we lose the fight?... Am I being carried?" Forcing his eyes open for a moment, the young man saw nothing but a blurred patch of light blue and purple surrounded by blurs he guessed was the ground. What he thought was his arms were dangling in the corners of his eyes.

"Huh?....." Jason thought, feeling returning to his hands and fingers. He closed his eyes, to think on his predicament. "Okay, whatever's carrying me definately isn't human. That's a horn I feel by my waist.. I guess we were brought to a new round location, and I'm being carried off by some demi-human local, most likely to be cooked for dinner. Can't have that now, can we? Problem is, I'm sure the P.E.R.C. isn't on me right now. Is my abducter carrying it in his other hand?"

"Can't count on that. Odd's are, it left the bag where it found me. My best chance is to pull myself out of his grip, and make a run for it.... Maybe I should stop for a moment after I'm back on the ground to see if this guy has it. Okay, no more time to waste. Time to get off the menu!" Feeling his strength return, Jason reached out to the first thing his hand could find.

And it was very, very soft.

"OOH!" A high pitched voice squeaked. "He's awake, and playful!"

"What the heck?!" The alchemist's eyes shot open, and the first thing he noticed was his hand was on a bright blue buttock. An attractive naked female bright blue buttock to be exact. His quickly let go, pulling his hand away with an, "ACK!"

"What's wrong, don't you wanna play?" The woman asked, the seductive tone of her voice both chilling Jason's back, and warming up his lower regions. "My name's Zio, by the way."

"Um, ah..." Jason mumbled, his face reddening. A slight drop of blood trickling from his nose. "A-any reason your carrying me through the air?"

"Oh that? I found you on the beach, and thought of just playing with you there. But with all the sand.... Nuh uh! That's stuff creep's into the worst places! So anyway, I decided to take us somewhere a little more comfortable."

"So what happen's then?" Jason questioned, though deep down, his libido told him, "Jason, you KNOW what's gonna happen then, little buddy! Your big moment!"

"Well..." The succubus started. She finished her answer by giving Jason her own squeeze on his rear.

"YOWZA!" Jason yelped, the trickle turning into a small gush.

"There's a good spot." Zio stated. She landed onto the ground with the grace of a butterfly, and set Jason on the ground with the grace of a wrecking ball, dropping him roughly onto the rocky shore.

"Ow! Mind being a little gentle and-..."Waves crashed nearby as Jason viewed his abductor fully now, the words he once had cast intyo the ocean.

"Uh-um..buh....Hi." Was all that the young man could say. Purple hair, and purple eyes framed her face with two horns sticking out of the sides of her head, and purple streaks of what Jason guess was body paint being the only thing covering the shapely figure of her blue skinned body. She wore a smile that was only growing as she stepped closer to him kneeling down to meet at eye-level with the stunned alchemist.

"Gentle?" Zio asked, bringing her face closer to his. Lips finally met as Jason's face became redder then ever. A foreign object he knew was her tongue entered his mouth, running over his teeth and over his own tongue. Jason's mind raced like the running of the bulls with new emotions, new physical feelings, new tastes fought for what would be the dominating mindset.

"Alright. First kiss: Aquired! The verdict....... "

"WHAAAAA-HA-HA-HOOIIIIIEEE~~~~~~~~!!"

She finally broke away, licking up the trace of blood from Jason's chin back up to his nose. "Gentle is.... boring." A slight push of her hand was all Jason needed to lay back onto the rocky surface. They kissed again, Jason trying to reflect Zio's action in her mouth. Hands started wandering as the two held each other closely.

"This is it Jason..."

His hands rose up, enjoying the texture of the demoness' skin as they reached just below her armpits. Jason started to shift one hand forward

"Your finally gonna lose your virginity..."

Her hands moved down, taking hold of the rim of his jeans. Zio prepared to get her new friend ready for the 'main event'.

"Don't worry about anything. Just..."

And then the two vanished.
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"Huh?!" Jason yelped . Looking around, he saw his surroundings had changed. Surrounding him were several of the combatants brought for Daisetsu's campaign. But none of them were Zio.

"Awwwwwww! DAMNIT!" Jason roared. He held out his arm, and made a very small bit of space between his index finger and thumb. "I was this close! THIS CLOSE!"
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Awwwww. Poor widdle fanboy!

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