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Renmazuo Posted: 04-23-2003 , 04:48 AM

Cute Widdle Cleric Girl

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Graveyard of Airships

Survivor X - 'Omake' Round

(This be TK filling in for Kyo- tourney hijack! XD Nah, really, he's just been pushing himself really hard, so this round's here to give us all a break. I'm just posting it.)


Interlude - Nation of Ease

Again the worn, hammered candidates flashed into existence. Half were drenched and half were simply taxed, but all shared haggard and worn expressions. However, as experience had taught them, they could not afford to let their guards down- a flash of white meant only more danger, and the last round had seen it culminate. Even those who had sustained too much damage in the prior round to fight straightened up for whatever awaited them, weapons and powers at the ready.

To their surprise, they found themselves staring not at a room of ninjas or a labyrinth of demons, but at a quiet little beach, illuminated by a sunset. It was like a hotel, with many quaint but luxurious condominiums sit up in the form of dark brown huts- one set facing the great ocean before them, the other off to the side, separated by paths through tropical green underbrush. Off in the distance, the tropical environment expanded, sloping up into a huge green mountain- a dead volcano- that was half-hidden by clouds. Around one side of that mountain was what looked to be signs of a distant city, but on the other side there was only shadow, and the tropical forest turned dark and shadowed there.

As the contestants' minds boggled at this change of pace, Daisuke appeared in front of them, his vesture betraying the exhaustion he felt. Jun, Dorrin, and Kalten were nowhere to be seen, but Daisetsu was quite enough for them to know they should listen.

"I'm sure you're all wondering what this place is," he said, gesturing- pausing to fight a wince- to the small beach enclosed by the wilderness. "This is Darkke'an, an island not unlike Mithrik'an. At one time it was the most violent volcano in the world, but it is now asleep. The islanders have turned it into somewhat of a resort."

One among the band- the young red-haired swordsman- looked around, and tentatively raised his hand. "Ano...I hope this means what I think it does."

Daisetsu nodded sidewardly. "Possibly. If you're thinking you're in any danger right now, you're wrong," he said. "The last fight taxed us heavily- some of you may feel a slackening in the links with your Lords. Some of you were extremely vicious in your 'test' last round, and Jun and Kalten have suffered a lot of backlash from your fighting. As it is, our march on the Naclos front has been delayed by their injury." He raised a brow. "However...a recent development has conveniently forced Naclos to slacken, as well, so we have some time. I'll be treating Lords Jun and Kalten, along with Lord Dorrin- don't try to seek me out unless I ask for it."

"So we don't have to worry about fighting in this round?" a tall, shapely blond woman asked.

Daisetsu shook his head. "No. You may of course fight, but I've enabled a spell here that will ensure very fast regeneration for each of you- none of you will fall. You have passed the test; you may now rest. However, this skill will only last half a day- I must use my other energies to attend to my brethren." He gestured to the whole of the island. "The island is yours to do as you please. Train, eat, sleep if you choose. The rooms here are all for you, the beds warm and the food good. Take time off, if that's the sort of thing that pleases you- there is a summer pool between the cottages and more springs just a little north of here, in the jungle. Go riding or sightseeing on the volcano- the wildlife nearby won't endanger you."

He paused, his eyes wandering over the crowd- in particular, those dressed in dark did not escape his stare. "If the thirst to fight still is not sated in you, there is a solution." Daisetsu turned, and pointed to the part of the volcano where the woods turned twisted and dark. "That is Rhea Munde, the Dark Earth. Years ago, it was said an ancient city was dragged down into the depths there in the space of a single night. No one's ever ventured very far into it, but there is supposed to be some sort of magnificent treasure- or weapon- lying within. Be warned, though; the islanders say that there are things walking those woods that should not be loose upon the earth. However, with your powers at bloom under the spell, you'll probably be all right."

One among them- the scythe-wielding man in black- only smiled. Daisetsu recognized him as the one who had dealt the Hokage the defeating blow. "A weapon, you say?"

Daisetsu nodded. "Perhaps a weapon. Perhaps a katana, perhaps a lance, perhaps a staff, perhaps a greatsword...perhaps something even beyond that." He thumbed over his shoulder, behind the second set of cottages. "However, if you simply wish to train, there are fields out there. Don't expect any dojos-" he noticed the cleric girl wince at that- "but the space is broad and should fit your individual weaponry. If you wish to rest, again, you can find food and drink and bed in your cottages. The city off yonder is Zakgar- you may game there or obtain new weapons, as well. Most any entertainment you can imagine lies there."

He tugged a little at his collar- it had been a long time since he spoke this much. He decided he'd wasted enough time, and gave them one last nod. "Enjoy the next few hours- they are your last before we go to war. Eat, drink, and be merry."

The swordsman turned to go- paused. "Oh, and if you feel up for a swim but don't want to get your clothes wet, for whatever reason, I think they just got a new shipload of swimwear- 'Easy Ebony Enterprises' or something runs the town out there, if I'm not mistaken. Enjoy."

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Nation of Ease- Darkke'an!

In the wake of your test against Hokage Kobatsu and his Jounin team, you find yourself on Darkke'an, the largest of an archipelago far in the south. It's the best portrait of a yin-yang paradise you could imagine- on one end, the city of Zakgar, designed as a tourist trap/paradise city, where massage parlors, luau, and all form of island entertainment form a heaven. On the other end, the mysterious Rhea Munde woods, dark and maddeningly deep, where there is said to lie a treasure or weapon the likes of which have not been seen for a hundred thousand years. In these woods lurk the most abominable creatures of any time- perhaps ogres, perhaps demons (perhaps Mukki's bitter ex).

But the main feature is the tropical paradise you see- this is a place where you can rest without needing to fear the next attack. Daisetsu has made sure that you'll be well-taken care of, and that you get a merciful rest before you tackle Naclos. Relax, heal your wounds, build up your stories, marvel at the legions upon legions of bikini girls here on lovely Zack Isla- uh, Darkke'an! Well, just take it easy. Enjoy the sunset beach and the nightlife of Zakgar, or venture into the unknown Rhea Munde and test your skills! The decision is yours- comedy or drama, it's all up to you for this round. You are, after all, in the Nation...of Ease. ^_-

Daisetsu, Jun, Kalten, and Dorrin will only be available for interaction if Kyo decides so, but for right now, assume they're at a place we can't get to. ^^;

Interlude/Omake Round will end whenever Kyo wants it to.

Real specific. Yeah. That- that's because I wrote it, you know?


"Virtus in cordibus tranquillibus floret. Iustitia est mecum. Per animam meam, cave. Cave."

-- Sponsoring Alma Beoulve, Survivor X.

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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 06:57 AM

The 24 Edit Team Av

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Harker Heights, TX, USA

Cue song: Final Fantasy VII - Casta Del Sol

Kyo Kusanagi's jaw fell.

"Aw, aw shieyt! Aw, aw shieyt!" Kyo yelled.

You know what this means?!

Da bitches...

Da bitches...
Kyo said, in a higher tone.

Da bitches... Gray said even higher.

Da bitches! Kyo sang like an angel. I kinda miss whupping that ninja ass though, that was nice.

The four rings Kyo now kept in his pocket began to fade away in their green glow.

No radiation?

"Whatever that means..." Kyo started. First things first; he was going to a jeweler to sell some of the left over bling and then get his rings examined.

***

Here ya go. "Sharp Stones of the West." Kyo walked inside and found a room lined up to the brim with jewelry, and noticed from a sign on the wall that they do indeed buy, sell, and trade. "Nice."

A sharply dressed salesman appeared from behind the counter at Kyo's service.

"Can I assist you with anything sir?"

"Yeah, actually, I was kinda wondering if you could give me an estimate on the jewels I've got." Kyo grabbed the handful of rocks, sans the rings. "Yeah...I know you want 'em."

"Hmm...they're very fine specimens. Would you be happy with a generous 85 Ebony?"

"...85 Ebony? The fuck is an Ebony? ... No, wait, it's a magazine."

"Ebony is this island's currency; I take it you're unfamiliar..."

"Yeah, damn right I'm unfamiliar. Is this a lot, or chump change, or what? What can an Ebony get me?"

"If you want a rough estimate, well...let's say that 10 Ebony can get you a complete dinner at a five star restaurant." The salesman went on.

"Whoa, nice! I accept it!" Kyo hurriedly took the money and pocketed it, but quickly remembered his other question. "Oh yeah. I wanted to ask this; what can you tell me about these rings?" Kyo handed them to the salesman. "What are they made of?"

"I can tell immediately...Amethyst. Moonstone. Rose Quartz. ...and a pearl. The novelty is, the silver rings glow a fading green."

"Great. Thanks." Kyo left the store with a wad of cash and slightly more insight on the four rings.


Jack/Tony/Guile = Edit Team 2003

Sonic Writes Fanfics - Updated? The hell?
The Ansatsuken Kid - Episode 13!
Dan and Skullo - A m121 joint. Rarely updated, but still good.
3rd World Pimp - OGs.

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Luna Posted: 04-23-2003 , 12:16 PM

Tetragene

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Energy Nede

Re: Survivor X - 'Omake' Round

quote:
Originally posted by Renmazuo
The city off yonder is Zakgar-


ROFL XD

quote:
"Oh, and if you feel up for a swim but don't want to get your clothes wet, for whatever reason, I think they just got a new shipload of swimwear- 'Easy Ebony Enterprises' or something runs the town out there, if I'm not mistaken. Enjoy."


XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

quote:
In these woods lurk the most abominable creatures of any time- perhaps ogres, perhaps demons (perhaps Mukki's bitter ex).


*giggles* XDDD

"Rhea Munde", indeed. xD

*will probably post something later*


Go to the light
Kuyashisa mo zenbu kizameru tsuyosa o daite
Ikutsu no yo ake mo koeteku
Watashi to iu arika mitsukeru tame....

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ShinkuuR Posted: 04-23-2003 , 01:08 PM

New College Grad! Whoo!

Registered: May 2001
Location: Savannah Ga

"3:10. She's late...she's never this late..."

Jan continued to pace back and forth across the living room of an apartment that was located in one of the ruffer parts of Southtown. The neigborhood was filled with drug dealers, theives, and other scum that walked down the streets, but they calmed their activities ever since he and his sister took up residence here. King took pleasure in breaking the bones of everyone who made shady dealings in the area, and soon everyone, even some of the strongmen left from Geese's empire, made it a habit not to get too comfortable near this place. And in the end, it was all for his benefit.

King was always there for him, trying to protect and nurse him back to health, even going so far as to put her life on the line several times in the King of Fighters tournaments to raise the insane amount of money needed for his surgeries. He loved his sister dearly, but he could always tell that there was a sadness that layed deep down beneath her hardened exterior. As much as he tried to destroy that part of her, he realized that the sadness within her could only be broken by something else...or someone else. He swore to protect her until that day came, just like she has done to him all his life.

It was with those thoughts that Jan put on his clothes and left the apartment, heading out to search for his sister.



"You're still up?" Robert turned around to see Yuri walking onto the porch and towards him in a half sleepened daze, dressed in shorts and a t-shirt. He was caught off guard by the intrusion as his mind was wandering moments before, worried about the pair who left the house about 9 hours ago.

"They haven't come back yet."

"Ryo's never really been one for the night life...think he's in trouble?"

"Don't know...but I'm sure your brother can handle it. He's a big boy..."

Robert's voice was drowned out by the sounds of an helicopter coming from overhead. It positioned itself in front of the pair, hovering above the ground low enough so that Chris could jump out and meet the two.

"Did Ryo bring Steve back yet?"

"Huh?" The two said in unison, having no idea what Chris was talking about.

"Oh, great." He motioned Jill to land the heli while he turned back toward Robert and Yuri, who were still confused about the situation. "If we don't get to him and Steve soon, all hell is gonna break loose in this town tonight."

After a moment of silence, Yuri finally spoke ask she headed back into the house to get her sneakers.

"When dad comes back, I'm gonna convince him to move out of Southtown, cause this place is bullshit! If it ain't gangsters, it's psychos! If it ain't psychos, it's super powered twins! I can't even get a good night's sleep anymore!!!"

"Don't forget about N.E.S.T.S and the Zero Cannon." Robert said.

"AAARRRUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!"


SRK Battle Poll II:10th place - Edge
SRK Battle Poll II: 5th place - Link


One of the reasons why the '24' threads are too good...

quote:
Originally posted by Azrael-sama

Not to mention the Triple P's New Ho is going to get herself into all sorts of shit. We didn't need to see Spinless Weasel Guy stuffing a gun into his bag to know that's a trap. You have to hand it to Shin Sherri, not only would she have recognized this blatantly obvious set-up, she would have RC'ed it into about 7 different traps of her own. By the time she was done with that guy, he'd be on welfare and PREGNANT with HER kids.

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:18 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

Question

Since this round seems pretty slow. And I have not discovered what to write yet, I decided to try and sastify my curiousity and finally ask what I have been wondering for a while:

What the hell does "XD" mean?


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Daisuke7777 Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:20 PM

K' -- KOF

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Ara? Oro? Eh?

quote:
Originally posted by The Damned
Since this round seems pretty slow. And I have not discovered what to write yet, I decided to try and sastify my curiousity and finally ask what I have been wondering for a while:

What the hell does mean XD?



hahhahah .. XD is a face -- look at it sideways. It's someone with their eyes closed and their mouth open. Yeah.. that's right

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ShinkuuR Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:23 PM

New College Grad! Whoo!

Registered: May 2001
Location: Savannah Ga

quote:
Originally posted by The Damned
Since this round seems pretty slow. And I have not discovered what to write yet, I decided to try and sastify my curiousity and finally ask what I have been wondering for a while:

What the hell does "XD" mean?



I knew it was only a matter of time before one of us asked that question!


EDIT: In one of my CS textbooks they have all sorts of E-mail crap I never even heard of:

:-(O) = I'm yelling
:-(*) = I'm vomiting
<:-( = Dunce
(-: = Australian
:-)) =Double chin


Have any of you ever seen these before?


SRK Battle Poll II:10th place - Edge
SRK Battle Poll II: 5th place - Link


One of the reasons why the '24' threads are too good...

quote:
Originally posted by Azrael-sama

Not to mention the Triple P's New Ho is going to get herself into all sorts of shit. We didn't need to see Spinless Weasel Guy stuffing a gun into his bag to know that's a trap. You have to hand it to Shin Sherri, not only would she have recognized this blatantly obvious set-up, she would have RC'ed it into about 7 different traps of her own. By the time she was done with that guy, he'd be on welfare and PREGNANT with HER kids.

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:24 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

quote:
Originally posted by Daisuke7777
hahhahah .. XD is a face -- look at it sideways. It's someone with their eyes closed and their mouth open. Yeah.. that's right


Ah, I see. I'm so benighted when it comes to the internet.

So it's just a combination of and then? That makes much more sense then.

Accursed internet jargon. *shakes fist*

EDIT: Accursed typos of mine. *shakes head*
EDITEDIT: UGH!!!


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Soujiro Seta Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:37 PM

The Silver Ogre

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Beyond Death

You're right, Damned, this round is pretty slow. Though, I think that stems from three key facts:

1. The round's end time is indeterminate. Who wants to start a story in a round, not knowing when their story may be untimely cut off, like some sort of painful editorial circumcision?

2. Nobody will do anything of lasting importance in a round that some people might not even read. To add to that, I and probably every other person here have things asking for their attention, such as schoolwork, and a round that doesn't count for anything is a good deal lower in my priority list than one where things happen.

But most important...

3. We don't breathe out story-air. Most of us (myself included) would rather write for a round where our actions and interactions matter, so we don't needlessly spend good ideas on a round that isn't even an official round. Round three was the perfect combination of battle AND restfulness, so a round like this is unnecessary, from a story point of view. From the point of view of Kyo/Darkblade77's health, though, I think it might be warranted.

But I'm pretty eager to get on with the story; it's been interesting so far, and I like the sponsored characters as well. Hopefully, our host will rebound with the strength of his immortal guardian...viagra!

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Renmazuo Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:40 PM

Cute Widdle Cleric Girl

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Graveyard of Airships

Orooo...now I feel guilty for writing it. XD; Really, it's just up so we have something to do in the meantime, but yeah, I guess it kind of falls flat on its face. ^^; If nobody really wants to participate, I can always just edit it and the people playing can just have a day off, or somethin'.


"Virtus in cordibus tranquillibus floret. Iustitia est mecum. Per animam meam, cave. Cave."

-- Sponsoring Alma Beoulve, Survivor X.

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CarlyCheeese Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:49 PM

Scarlet Rain Silence

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Feudal Japan

Actually, Damned, the XD smiley is meant to look like this: http://barton.go-gaia.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_xd.gif

:E

(and don't ask about :E)

And dun feel bad, Tenshi; I needed a bit of a break, what with school and all. XD;


a lonely soul ____________________ moonlit skies
speaker of silence ________________ candlelit town
footsteps in the night _____________ eyes cast in gloom
utter reliance ____________________ a saddened frown

sweet serenity __________________ shielded by innocence
waits to be broken _______________ hidden by beauty
its mouth aghast ________________ the demon sleeps within
a demon hath spoken ____________ destroying naievte

~ hisame shizumaru, survivor x - oboeru mo ~

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Dry31 Posted: 04-23-2003 , 02:54 PM

Judge/Jury/Executioner

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

"So...we get some time to rest up before the next battle."

Zio, meanwhile, has reverted to her humanoid form and is hovering beside Testament.

"So...what do you have planned now, Testament-sama? Are you going to go after the sorceror again?"

"Hm...no, I don't think so. With Daisetsu's regeneration spell in effect, we would be unable to inflict any lasting damage on him."

Zio looks surprised. Testament seldom turns down an opportunity for bloodshed...then again, these ARE unusual circumstances.

"So...what now then?"

"Now...I shall go for a walk. I probably won't need you in the meantime...go amuse yourself for a bit. But see to it that you return before it is time to leave this place...and should I summon you, come immediately."

"...time off?! Whee!! I'm sure there's lots of cute boys...and girls...who would love to play with me! Teehee! Well...until later, Testament-sama!"

With that, Zio flies off, giggling with anticipation. Testament remains still for a moment, then begins to walk towards the black forest...

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The dread force that is the succubus Zio is now on the loose. If you're remotely good looking in any way, she'll probably find you and try to "play" with you, though if you make it plain to her that you're not interested, she'll pout and head off in search of other playmates. Use her as you see fit (within reason).

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Soujiro Seta Posted: 04-23-2003 , 03:10 PM

The Silver Ogre

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Beyond Death

Interlude - Stroking the Mast and Raising the Main Sail

Yo-ho, yo-ho...
...yo, it's a couple of ho's!
We're going ashore!


The sea was calm and tranquil, like a bottle of pepto-bismol that had passed the expiration date. Waves rolled onto the sandy, white beach as contestants frolicked, each hoping to him or herself that there was nobody who would recognize them when all was said and done.

But there was always a fly in the ointment of life. It sat at the edge of the great lagoon, bobbing up and down in the water.

No, no...not a fly, it was a ship, you fools!

And not just any ORDINARY ship. It was...

A PIRATE SHIP! (cue beer-guzzling German-Spanish polka music)

"Arrrrr...those scurvy scalliwags think they can enjoy the peaceful beaches of Darkke'an without payin' tribute to the great pirate!" A handsome, clean-shaven man donned a gaudy black hat that bore a logo appearing to be an 'XD' skull above two chicken drumsticks.

"Well damn, we shouldn't be here either if we haven't payed them tribute!" another man, wearing a tattered 'Can I Invert your Rood?' t-shirt and a sweaty farm-laborer bandana, replied.

"Blarrrrg, those pirates is US! US! Curses...of all the privates I ever hired, why you, Private Renmazuo!? Why?" The captain slapped his face into his hand, shaking his head.

"Because the seas are made of water," the stalwart youth replied, "and where there is water, there will be..." he raised his hand in the air, so that to the sight of any viewer, it would appear in front of the shining sun, "BABES IN BIKINIS!" He whistled and hooted, pumping his arm a few times.

"Hmmm...yer thinkin' may not be far from the good truth this time, Private Renmazuo!" The captain slapped him on the back in a good-natured gesture. "In fact, I think we shall mount a force to go ashore! I seem to recall Crows-Nestman Carly saying something about a group of partygoers on the beaches...though, it was right before I tried to grope her, so the information may be false." He scratched his chin, a look of perplexed puzzlement upon his face.

A voice from behind them both spoke up, in the same sort of way people do when they're purposely sneaking up behind you to scare the living crap out of you. "Urgent report, Captain Soujiro!" the man replied. He looked imposing, with suave hair, a well-trimmed goatee, and a long blue coat that looked like he'd stolen it from a Naval secondhand store.

"Aye, what is it, Boatmaster Wayne-o?" Captain Soujiro Inquired, hiding his copy of "Boathouse" magazine from the staunch helmsman.

"These newcomers that Crow's-Nestman Carly told you about before you attempted to grope her, and failed as she beatdownzed you with her spyglass," he watched as the captain gritted his teeth. "Many of them seem to be claiming that ninjas are better than pirates!" His face betrayed no emotion, save a cold glare. Private Renmazuo and Captain Soujiro only stood there, a look of shock plastered on their faces.

"N...ninjas....better than pirates!?" Renmazuo stuttered. "Looks like it's time for an away mission!"

Boatmaster Wayne nodded his head. "I agree." Motioning to a burly guard to come hither, he commanded his order. "Load up the longboat with our free copies of One Piece manga and Skies of Arcadia for Dreamcast and Gamecube! We be goin' ashore!" With a look of excitement, the guard ran off to gather a team to ready the longboat for immediate departure.

"Aye, I shall accompany thee, Boatmaster, along with Private Renmazuo here. No attack a ninja could ever do can draw on a power as large as his incredible testosterone reserves!" He raise a bottle of rootbeer high in the air. "To the shore! Sex marks the spot, mateys!"

"Pirates foreveeeeeeer!" Private Renmazuo shouted, waving his hands like an excited child, subsequently tripping on a wet swab that someone had obviously left lying about after swabbing the deck. "Ow...er...pirates for mostly-ever!"

Wayne and the Captain raised their bottles to the sky, chanting together...

"We are...." they pointed out, toward the reader, wherever they were.

"The men..." Private Renmazuo bounded up to join them for the last.

"Of the SEA!!!" Their fists all met in midair in a moment of triumphant passion...and then they pulled them back, shaking their hands to relieve the newly-hurt knuckles.

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Captain Soujiro, Private Renmazuo, and Boatmaster Wayne are rowing ashore in the longboat, with about ten other crewmen of their PIRATE ship - the 'Whale's Whiskers'. They come bearing pirate propaganda of the most desirable variety, but will the contestants choose the way of the hoard...or the way of the sword? Wooo.....mysterious to-be continued!

---

And yes, it's the same Captain Soujiro and Private Renmazuo that have appeared at random in tournaments before, in slow moments when nothing seems to be happening.

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Baka Posted: 04-23-2003 , 03:48 PM

Heaven or Hell?

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

"Yo, sensei?"

"Yare yare... nani ka?"

"Pirates ho."

"Hai."

The ninja group slipped into the bushes, zipping left to right up to the cliff. From a distance, one found it difficult to tell them apart, because of their stylish black outfits and masks.

Well, they ARE ninja, after all.

Reaching the shore, they gazed out at the lumbering ship making its way towards the shore.

"Aw man, pirates. That kinda sucks, sensei, y'know?" The one ninja sighed, kicking his feet over the edge. "Now now, Durey-san, do you remember our mission?"

"Yeah. Watch for pirates and warn the village."

"And what are we gonna do now we've found pirates?"

"Warn the village?"

"No." Durey-san looked at him, what could be seen of his face looking puzzled. "You try answering, Exu-san." The second ninja grinned. "We take 'em out! Stinkin' pirates." "Wrong again. Duraco?" "Dunno, Baka-sensei."

The three ninja looked to their sensei for advice.

"Tell ya when we get there."

The ninja slipped silently across the water to the pirate ship...

-----

The ninja foursome have invaded the pirate ship! BUT WHY ARE THEY THERE?


Baka // Black Angel // Salva Nos

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Daisuke7777 Posted: 04-23-2003 , 03:50 PM

K' -- KOF

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Ara? Oro? Eh?

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Actually, Damned, the XD smiley is meant to look like this: http://barton.go-gaia.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_xd.gif

:E

(and don't ask about :E)

And dun feel bad, Tenshi; I needed a bit of a break, what with school and all. XD;



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Baka Posted: 04-23-2003 , 04:35 PM

Heaven or Hell?

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

Ky and Sol's Epic Quest - Part 1.

Fire... and Lightning.

In my right hand, I hold the Fuuraiken, Thunderseal. The hope of the Order, gifted to me by my mentor.

In my left hand, I hold the Fuuenken, Fireseal. The secret of the order, stolen by.. Sol Badguy.

And now, the blades reunited, I feel a sense of... power. Something greater than myself. Something... magical. It makes me wonder what would happen if the other Jinki were combined..

Enough musing. Now...


Trees. Lots of trees. Trees and monsters. Lots of monsters. Ky's side already ached from a wound given to him earlier - but it seemed to be healing - the indigenous healing of this place obviously. He'd already defeated a whole passel of spiders, but this? This was new.

"FE! FI! FO! FUM! I SMELL THE GARLIC OF A FRENCHMAN!"

Mon dieu. A man can't help his birthplace, and since when were giants so rude? Still, this didn't help the fact that the way to the sunken city was blocked by.. well, currently about 50-foot of giant. Oh well... time for battl-huh?

"HA-DO-KEN!"

A blast of fire cut a swathe through the forest, obliterating the huge green form. Ky squealed like a woman, ducking and covering, like they taught him in the forces, only looking up when the hairs on the back of his neck had fully subsided. Looking up, he sighed heavily, as a red-clad booted figure strode into the.. uh.. well, it USED to be a clearing..

"Stupid giants. Had to pull out the install for that one." Sol Badguy wiped some dust from his hands and began to walk away - then noticed Ky.

"Uh.. Kiske.. whatcha doin' on the floor? I know I'm great, but really, no need to grovel."

Da-da-dum dum dum.. Another one bites the dust...


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Soujiro Seta Posted: 04-23-2003 , 04:50 PM

The Silver Ogre

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Beyond Death

Interlude - Sea Men

The longboat plowed into the sandy shore like a wedge of really hard cheese, causing all the heads on board to snap up at once."

"Alright men, we have an important mission here!" Captain Soujiro bellowed out above the sound of the crashing waves - like the waves that tried to crash - in vain - upon his immovable shore of manliness. "Our eternal enemies, the Subaka ninja clan, claim to 'defend' the people of Darkke'an, while in reality, they only seek to keep the good citizens from buying our 'bargain priced' wares!"

"Inconceivable!" shouted a shirtless youth, hopping from the longboat into the frothing shore and running up the beach. His shirtless demeanor and hairy chest had earned him the name 'The Stomach Ass'. "Ninja get killed from the shadows...pirates get free stuff everywhere they go! It's obvious that pirates ***z all ninjas!"

"Kruuseider is right!" An effemenate, blue-haired man stood up in the boat, loading his pockets with free copies of Skies of Arcadia to distribute to the children of Darkke'an. "What do ninjas have that I don't?"

"Well, Krizak, they don't have a Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo on their arm for starters," Boatmaster Wayne began to chide the dragon-loving pirate, but was shushed by Captain Soujiro, whose manliness-inspiring hand gestures (read: flailing) caused him to totter, almost losing his balance in the grounded boat.

"What're we waiting for?" Private Renmazuo raised one hand courageously, while off-camera, his other hand scratched an itch in his pelvic region. "Let's bust up those ninja and show Kalten's friends that the pirate's life is TRULY the life!"

"Kalten?" A sexy blonde, with an extra eye in her forehead and carrying the biggest tuna can opener any of them had ever seen, entered into their discussion as she walked down the white sands of the beach, her volptuous body clad only in a revealing black bikini.

"Aye, our mate Kalten!" Kruuseider sobbed, tears of memory flowing from his moist eyes. "He left Darkke'an to become a great warrior, left us, his pirate buddies! Heard he always tells other people some nonsense story about being from some OTHER land, almost like he'd feel it was a disgrace to be associated with us..."

Opera's third eye widened suspiciously as the pirate wearing a black hat with...an 'XD' skull and two crossed chicken drumsticks imprinted on the front waltzed toward her.

"Seldom have I seen such a...radiant...healthy beauty!" he bowed to her, taking off his hat, brown hair flopping down in his face. In reality, he was scoping her full-on cleavage. "I am Captain Soujiro, of the legendary Whale's Whiskers pirates! You may have heard of us; roaming the uncharted waters, stealing whatever pieces of music we want. This here is the longboat we nicknamed 'Pier 2 Pier'."

"Uhm...I'm...ah...not sure what to say." Opera fidgeted, digging her toes into the sand.

"The line, Captain!" Private Renmazuo shouted, prompting a cacophony of hoots and hollers from the rest of the crew. "Give her the ultimate line you've been practicing for all of last month!" Soujiro's face turned red, and he seemed to draw in a breath of both air and spirit. He turned to where the sunlight glinted off the beautiful blonde's curves, mustering up all his courage.

"Well damn, I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' your chest!" At his classic pirate pick-up line, the boat turned into an uproarious fury of wolf-whistles and shouts of the names of random body parts.

"Aaaaa, I'm gettin' out of here!" Opera panicked. "Come on, bunny!" No sooner had she cried out than a large, white rabbit barreled down the beach, tossing Opera on its back and fading into the distance.

"Let's get her, she's gettin' away!" Captain Soujiro cheered as the longboat emptied of its crew and contents. "And where she goes, the rest might be too, and then we can spread our pirately love to them all! They shall all be..." He waited on the crew to answer.

"Men...."

"Of...

"THE SEA!!!"

"Arrrr! By the cover 'o me bible! The ship's being attacked by the Subaka ninja clan!" Wayne spun around, donning a pair of mean-looking sunglasses. "What'll we do?"

"Don't worry," said a young woman as she stood up seductively. "I left Carly and some of the others to watch the boat. She hasn't eaten in...almost half an hour! Without her blood-sugar level up to its normal extreme spike, those ninja won't know what hit them!"

"You're so sexy when you hatch a plan, Kell!" Renmazuo lept toward the girl and met her outstretched brass-knuckled fist in midair.

"This way!" shouted Wayne, already at the top of the beach. He whipped out an impossibly-huge chaingun from the depths of his navy-blue sea-coat. "We'll show them how pirates fight - with the sword, and with a brigade's worth of ammunition!"

"***zage!" shouted Kruuseider, leaping into a giant metal humanoid machine previously kept offscreen. "Powering up Gundam WANGZER! They shall fall to my Shining Middle Finger attack! Feel the breath of 1995's only Virtual-On tournament perfect-score winner!"

And with a shake, rattle, roll, and some more carousing, the pirates were off, following a large, deranged rabbit, and in search of both the contestants, and their mortal enemies, the Subaka ninja clan.

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 04:56 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

Time for me to get to work:

King
Omake Chapter: Even the Gods Vacation
Section 1


Darrke'an (The Nation of Ease)

"Stupid sand."

King pouted as she stopped to take off one of her shoes yet again, turning it over to dump out the sand that had collected in it. After vigorously shaking the sand to make sure that she got all of it out this time, she put the shoe back on, still irascible from yesterday. Or was it today? She could never be that certain with all this damn sudden teleporting.

She did not start walking again though. Instead, she quickly plopped down on the sand, ignoring its unusual heat as she took a cross-legged position. And though not one for religious "enlightenment", especially of the Eastern kind, King sat quietly, allowing her chin to drop into the palm of her right hand after propping the appended its arm on the edge of her right knee. She allowed her mind to empty of all things that didn't have to do with what Daisetsu had delivered to them in another of his speeches just twenty or so minutes ago. Her mind's eye focused on the segment that had most interested her.

"If the thirst to fight still is not sated in you, there is a solution," he had turned to point at the part of the volcano where the woods appeared twisted and dark. "That is Rhea Munde, the Dark Earth. Years ago, it was said an ancient city was dragged down into the depths there in the space of a single night. No one's ever ventured very far into it, but there is supposed to be some sort of magnificent treasure- or weapon- lying within. Be warned, though; the islanders say that there are things walking those woods that should not be loose upon the earth. However, with your powers at bloom under the spell, you'll probably be all right."

She didn't want to really admit it, but she was still looking for a fight. Even after the prior events of Hokage Kobatsu's sadomasochistic ninja orgy and her own private massacre of the unfortunate Yuutokuno Clan, she was still looking to kick some ass. And preferably not any more ninja. No, she had had enough ninja ass to last her the rest of her stressed existence.

Thus, King came to the conclusion of "Why the hell not? I'm practically invincible." and shrugging, preceded to make her way to towards the forest. Before she got to the entrance, however, a whitish gateway manifested within that spot, crackling with energy.

"What now?" King sighed, clearly still irritated. The form of a man stepping from the portal answered her. She saw that his flowing blonde hair barely made it out of the portal before the portal closed as abruptly as it had opened. She recognized him as the man who had held his own against two of the jounin.

"I sense much tension in you," he spoke softly but firmly. "Also, it would seem that you are the only person here who is even considering to venture into the depths of Rhea Munde. You are not as invincible as you think are."

"I don't have time for you sagacious "advice"," King sneered. "So move it or lose you psychic Fabio, or I guarantee you won't sense my foot before it finds your face." She shifted into her Muay Thai stance.

"You could try, but there would be no point," the man replied, seemingly sympathetic. "I simply wish to make sure you don't get killed by anything otherworldly as you seemed to have quite the trouble with that one demon in the arena."

At the mention of the embarrassing event that happened two days ago, King dropped out of her stance. She moved towards the man, the mage, and then sighed.

"Fine. But may I know who accompanies me then?"

"You may call me Amethyst."

"I am King."

And with those concise introductions, King and Amethyst headed off towards Rhea Munde, side-by-side.

----

I hope you don't mind me using Amethyst. I'll change if need be.


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 05:08 PM

The 24 Edit Team Av

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Harker Heights, TX, USA

Cue song: SSH - Dr. Wily

Hulk went to beach. Hulk get head.


Jack/Tony/Guile = Edit Team 2003

Sonic Writes Fanfics - Updated? The hell?
The Ansatsuken Kid - Episode 13!
Dan and Skullo - A m121 joint. Rarely updated, but still good.
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Baka Posted: 04-23-2003 , 05:17 PM

Heaven or Hell?

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

Ninja > Pirates

On the deck of the ship, Baka-sensei smiled beneath his slim-line ultra-cool facemask. The ship never lasted a second - the sole line of defence had been bypassed with the aid of a Ninja Burger™, cunningly applied by Exu. Duraco was searching the hold for pirate treasure to liberate, and Durey was... uh...

"Durey, what are you doing?"

"Nani? I'm splicing the mainbrace, sensei."

"Well stop that and get over here. We have trouble."

Sure enough, a horde of pirates was headed their way, sporting.. well, entirely too many weird things. Baka drew his weapon silently, the only sound being the sound of pencil scratching on paper. When he'd finished, he pinned the drawing to the mast and admired it. "Hey Exu, whatcha think of my drawing?" he said, the worried Exu pointing soundlessly as the pirates drew near.

"What? Oh, don't worry about them. Ninja always outthink pirates." Durey frowned - behind his slimline mask, of course. "Uh, we do? Can we do it fast, please?"

The pirates rushed back up their gangplank - as it disappeared under them, sending them plummetting into the water. Duraco grinned. "Lookin' for this, mateys?" he said, spinning it over his head...

Well, after a short period of swimming, blustering and drinking later, the ninja finally put their books down to face the pirate crew. Cap'n Soujiro grimaced manfully at Baka-sensei.

"Arr! You be ninja on our ship yarr!"

"...that is correct, yes."

"Arr, we should keelhaul ya and make yer walk the gangplank. Arr."

"I assure you, I can swim. As for keelhauling, you can leave my haul alone."

"Arr! Be you trying to make fun of me?"

"No, I'm succeeding. Do or do not, there is no try, and all that Star Wars shiznat."

"Yarr. I be havin' enough of this. Renmazou, pirates, get 'em!"

Baka-sensei clicked his fingers, and with an explosion of smoke, the deck was filled with other ninja - Sulippu, Onicksu, TeeTee, Kai-oh,and their horde of ninja mooks readied their weapons and grinned (Through those best-look masks, available from Easy Ebony Enterprises™). Stepping forward, Waynu, the Christian ninja infiltrator, took up his place beside his brother Duraco.

"Now, my unwashed friend, the tables have turned..."


Baka // Black Angel // Salva Nos

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m121akuma Posted: 04-23-2003 , 05:50 PM

t3h 3v1l av: Part 2

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Southfield, MI. Bitches.

Brain dead right now....Just posting to say I posted in every round.


Southfield Board of Education: Prepared to be Schooled

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-Starhammer-


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Exeter Posted: 04-23-2003 , 05:56 PM

Rock You

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

~It's A Beautiful Day~
Sol Badguy--Intermission?

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go rou--ah shit, there I go again.

It was times like these that made Sol think he was coming down with something; an illness of the mind, one which not only seemed to make him hear music in his head but also reduce his once rational, scientific mind to one where random mumblings were the norm. A side-effect of the Gear process? He'd liked Queen music even before he'd been a Gear, of course, but sometimes he wondered...

Damn I need a smoke.

Ah, that was it. The cigarettes couldn't give him lung cancer, so instead they were melting his brain.

Aloud, he said, "Would you stand the hell up? You're freaking me out here."

Glaring at him, Kiske pushed himself to his feet and snapped, "What do you want, Sol?"

Right now? A beer, a beautiful woman, and a Harley.

"Oh, nothing," he muttered instead. "How you likin' the Fireseal there?"

Ky glanced at the crimson and white blade in his hand. "I suppose you want it back?"

"Nah. If you're willing to carry it for me for a while, who'm I to complain?"

Narrowing his eyes, the blonde knight looked about to say something, but finally turned away instead.

"Hey, relax, kid," Sol said with his biggest fake-grin. "I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to finish our little scrap later. Right now, I'd rather take a nice stroll through the forest. Now, if you'll excuse me..."

As he turned to leave, the high-pitched, maniacal laughter of a horde of small creatures erupted from the trees.

"Huh?"

The next thing he knew, Sol was facedown on the ground. Lifting his head to catch a glimpse of his attacker, the bounty hunter grunted his dismay as he laid eyes on a tiny, demonic red-and-orange creature holding a knife.

The hell's this thing? A goblin?

As a knight wearing a helmet and naught else ran by screaming, "Agh! They've found me! AGH!", Sol wondered for the first time why he hadn't become a french fry cook.

As Ky readied his weapons and Sol pondered the meaning of life, the forest imps attacked, snickering all the while.

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Krizak Posted: 04-23-2003 , 06:06 PM

The World Shall Be Mine!

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: East Heaven Kingdom Goal: WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Omake Phase (Relaxation): Can You Feel The Libido!?

The skyline was low, with only a few buildings taller than one story, and it was filled with a eclectic mix of different architectural styles. The city was like a wild painting created with the brightest, most vivid colours the artist could possibly find. Stalls lined the streets, their vendors calling out into the crowds of tourists, luring them in with promises of exotic wares and fantastic deals.

Second point goes to Elysia, because she actually gave us swimsuits instead of making us go buy them ourselves... Mint thought as she wandered through Zakgar, working her way through the crowds of tourists. And how am I supposed to find anything in these stupid crowds?

Suddenly, over the din of the crowed, Mint heard a familiar voice calling out. "Hey, hey, sexy swimsuits for sale! Great for accentuating all those lovely curves! Come on, ladies, don't be shy! I have ALL your needs covered, oh yeah!"

It's not possible... Mint hurried through the crowd, pushing people out of her way and garnering angry glances and muttered curses. Finally, she managed to break through the throng of tourists, and found herself near a large stand selling female swimsuits of all types. Bikinis, monokinis, tankinis, microbikinis, v-bikinis, one-pieces, and thong singlets all hung from the roof of the stall, and more were folded on the shelves alongside suntan lotion, sunscreen, sunglasses, binoculars, and all sorts of other accessories that would be useful at the beach. And at the back of the stand stood the man, the legend, the apparently inescapable Zaxu, now shirtless and surrounded by at least two dozen incredibly sexy women who could barely stop themselves from wonking him right then and there.

"...but then, when all hope seemed lost and the dreaded Gredgetrance was about to comsume the poor orphaned children in one chomp of it's mighty jaws, I came swooping in, hair gelled to perfection and Fuupantiken singing in my hands. The creature put up a great struggle, but I was able to keep going all night long, and finally ended the battle with a few quick thrusts of my sword!" Zaxu flashed his most charming smile, causing one woman to faint from his incredible sexiness. "Well, ladies, shall I regale you with another one of my incredible tales? Or perhaps we should start my 'lunch break' a bit ear-AHH!"

Zaxu jumped back a metre and screamed like a little girl as Mint managed to work her way to the front of the crowd of women. "Ahh! Scary little devil girl! What are you doing here!?"

Mint held up her rings in a threatening manner. "I'm holding the rings here, I'll ask the questions! Now, how did you get here so fast, you [expletive]?"

Zaxu rubbed the back of his head, a nervous grin creeping on his face. "Well, I was on the way to the harbour when you blasted me, and the Nation of Ease is only a short distance from Mithrik'en." Mint's cold glare told him that his answer wasn't good enough. "Uhh, you see, this is the busiest time of the year here in Darkke'an, and there's no better way to, uh, pick up gorgeous women than to sell them sexy swimsuits." At this, a murmur ran through the crowd of women behind Mint.

"What!?"

"This is all a setup so he can pick up woman?"

"He's just using us!"

"I thought those stories of his sounded fake!"

One of the women stepped forward, her hair as black as night. Her name was Luna, and her wrath was second to none. "We won't stand for this! Let's get him, girls!" With a cry, Luna ran forward and tackled Zaxu, driving him to the ground. The rest of the women surrounded the tackled swordsman and began to beat him with furious abandon, causing the fallen man to moan in pain and agony.

Backing away from the crowd of crazed women, Mint chuckled to herself, and then turned and picked out a pale blue bikini with a white flower pattern. "Ahh, this looks like it'll fit me... and since it seems as though the owner of this stand is preoccuppied... hehehe..."

---

In the grand tradition of the omake...

1 Horde of Angry Women Vote against Zaxu
(I guess there's a difference between Zaxu and Zack after all: Zack's good at this.)

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Soujiro Seta Posted: 04-23-2003 , 06:09 PM

The Silver Ogre

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Beyond Death

Interlude - I Wanna Enter Your Port

"Wayne! How could you switch sides!" Captain Soujiro was more than crestfallen - he was crest-completleyfallen. "We've been together through thick and thin, even since Grammar School!"

"And even then, secretly, I studied the way of the ninja," Wayne smirked, a look of satisfaction on his face. "I became a master of the shadows..." His brother, the ninja Duraco, elbowed him. "Of course, I did it all for Jesus. With these ninja skills, it's so easy to slip into peoples' houses to place the church pamphlets directly on their counter, where they can't miss 'em!"

"Blimey..." Krizak shook his head, a washed-out look on his face. "Good 'ol Wayne-o was no better than one of them Jenova's Witnesses all along..."

"Eat lead, bone thugs!" shouted Kellios as she twirled in the air, rebounding off the great surface of the sail. With a punch of piratey power, she sent the tall, British-looking ninja Sulippu reeling, then flying up to dodge origami shurikens made of paper, which the Subaka clan had folded while bored during study hall.

Suddenly, an invisible lance seemed to pierce her arm, causing her to fall to the floor.

"Get over here!" laughed Onicksu, as his shadow-skill pulled the downed pirate toward the ninja group.

Captain Soujiro stepped forward, a green ball of energy forming in his hand. A blade hovered above the ball, and a handle below it, both made of the same energy. "Aye...it's a good day to taste the blade of the Meta-Ragnarok, it is! Although, it also sounds like a good day for ale and stale biscuits, don't you think?"

Krizak could stand no more, he ran forward like the wind, instilled with the magical power of his Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo. "Can't we all just get alooooong!?" His words hung in the air, the same way hot caramel does before coming down to melt your ice cream.

"Where's your weapon?" a voice shouted, coming from the door to the hold. Krizak looked down and saw that indeed, he grasped no weapon - his hands were clenched full of the flower petals he was going to throw after making his stylish attack.

"What an oversight!" Krizak na'ry had time to speak, as the dark ninja TeeTee split into three in front of his very eyes.

"Third Twins Attack!" the ninja shouted, and Krizak flew into a cannon, victim of a special ninja technique.

"Yamero." A gruff voice came from the middle of the ship, between the fray. All eyes turned to see a youth in a tattered t-shirt, wearing a red bandana. His eyes were filled with loathing, and he carried a mop in each hand, and one clenched between his teeth.

"Yamerooooooooooo!" He flew forward, each of his lightning strikes sending enemy ninjas flying like full soda cups that you accidently fumble stupidly at a fast food restaurant.

"Is that Private Renmazuo?" Captain Soujiro squinted, making out the blazing, blurred form of the man wielding three mops like a demon out of janitorial hell. "My god...all those times I had him swab the deck...it's built up in him an unreal strength with the mop! Those ninjas might not be enough for his pirate strength!"

Renmazuo seemed to disappear, much to the surprise of the ninja, who thought that only THEY could move that fast. "Pretty Formidable Technique One - Kimono no Kaizoku!" He dashed between them spinning his mops of doom like a typhoon, ricocheting off the ninjas like both a pinball and basketball player looking to win an award for technical fouls (like Shaq!)

He stopped behind them, smiling for only the camera to see. On the ends of his three deadly mops he held a panoply of...NINJA BELTS! He turned to the Subaka ninjas and snapped his fingers. As he did so, their pants fell down about their ankles, as if on cue.

"Kono yarou!" Baka, the inheritor of the Subaka style, shouted in rage as he tore forward, sans pants. "Subaka no jutsu - Super Serious Shuriken!" From his sleeves, he produced a hail of objects - mostly deadly origami shurikens, but also including a potty-training seat, an automobile tire, a fish, a porn magazine (which Private Renmazuo's mop snathched from the air like some unearthly phantom hand), and a bicycle.

"Hit the dick!" Captain Soujiro hollered, realizing only as he dropped to the deck that it was, in fact, a DECK.

"Avast, me hearties!" From the cargo hold, the mysterious voice rose again, and this time, a body with it.

"Kuso...." Onikkuso dropped his shadow spear as he beheld the form, "It's SPACE PIRATE CAPTAIN HARLOT!"

"That's HARLOCK!" the pirate shouted out. Immediately, the surrounidng background appeared to be a lot of horizontal lines sliding by, and the legendary space pirate produced a set of DVDs, held between his hands like shuriken. "One hit from a Leiji Matsumoto DVD and you'll never hurt anyone else again!"

"Captain Niflheim, is that you!?" Captain Soujiro shouted above the rain of paper throwing stars at the appearing friend, who commanded the sister ship of the pirate fleet, the ARCADEia - the first pirate ship equipped with a full-on game center. "Where the hell were you until now?"

"I was in the hold taking a shit, but I'm here now!" The action lines continuing to blaze across the screen blurred as the properly-dressed pirate captain blazed into the ninja leader, Baka himself, with a flurry of punches just like he saw Goku do on Dragonball Z yesterday.

"Attack of the Baptist Brothers!" Waynu and Duraco shoted, quickly forming ninja-seals in their hands, "Bible Blaaaaaaze!" Holy swords of energy shaped like crosses pierced the ground all around the pirate crew, and all seemed lost. Suddenly, the screen turned pink and bubbly, and only Captain Soujiro knew what was coming next.

"The magic of love is in all our hearts, guys!" From the hold, a figure clad in a short pink skirt and shirt floated up, waving a heart wand. "We can show them the power of pirates!"

Dammit! Captain Soujiro thought Captain Nif wasn't taking a shit; he was making out with our sexy pirate, LuvLuv Luna!

"That's right guys!" LuvLuv Luna continued "We have in all our hearts....the POWER OF HUMANITY!" She twirled around and created a huge heart-shaped energy shield in front of them, reflecting all the cross-energy-sword-thingies away.

"The symbolism! The symbolism!" cried Waynu and Duraco, "The power of humanity repelled the bible attack! Is this a nightmare...or a GAMEARTS GAME!?"

"Supreme Kaiju...Ikuzo!" Baka summoned his ultimate ninja attack, a portal to another dimension opening. Out stepped...

"Godzilla! The pride of the Subaka Clan!" Baka shouted triumphantly.

"It's just the cafeteria's lunchmeat to me!!" a voice rang out over a grainy loudspeaker. It was the voice...of impending ***zage. Suddenly, from beneath the water, a great mecha appeared, glistening in the sometime-of-the-day sun.

"Power up, Gundam WANGZER!" Kruuseider shouted with all his burning passion, the power of the attack growing stronger with each increase in the decibal level of his voice. The right hand of the giant mech stuck out its middle finger, which glowed with a powerful light. "Shining Middle Finger!" Pushing forward, the middle finger reached out and beatdownzed Godzilla, the explosion sending him back into the portal before he was even OUT of the portal.

"Now for you guys! You killed my old war buddy Kyle the Third! It's payback time, you sons of bi-atches!" He switched from the finger to a giant rail gun, pointed squarely at the ninja leader, Baka.

"This" he said "Is why pirates ***z ninjas!"


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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 06:35 PM

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CARTOON NETWORK AND ADV FILMS PRESENT

AN EPIC BY BOWLING PIN


Cartoon Network: God Fighters 151!

Gendo Ikari stood in front of 151 heroes throughout all of Cartoon Network's many animated features in an enormous auditorium.

"I have summoned you all, against your will, to our world; the end of it is at hand, and my son Shinji is in the process of becoming the -holy mother god.- We must all stop him, for the world he wishes to fashion sucks." A large uproar rose.

"WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE HELP YOU?!" cried an irate Spike Spiegel.

"Who iz theze SHINJI loo-zer anyway?!" hollered Dexter, Boy Genius.

"TAZ HUNGRY. TAZ WANT EAT!" yelled the Tazmanian Devil.

"We must stop Shinji...for he is a bitch. A sorry, lowlife, pussy of a bitch." Gendo Ikari said with utmost embarassment. The uproar had died out; everyone was willing to listen.

"But how can we defeat someone with the power of God?" asked Frylock.

"Just take a bottle of beer, smash it, put 'em in a chokehold, and he's through." replied Coach McGuirk.

"Wait. Allow me to come up with a plan. I am Batman, all of my plans work." stated Batman. "My computer has information entries on all of you. I know the best course of action."

***

"THE WORLD SUCKS, PEOPLE SUCKS, JACKING OFF FOR TEN MINUTES AND GETTING A THREE SECOND ORGASM SUCKS!!! FUCK YOU ASUKA, FUCK YOU MISATO, FUCK YOU DAD, AND FUCK YOU WORLD!!!" anguished Shinji Ikari in the Unit-01, who was outside beginning the Rapture.

Batman was on a sky scraper's rooftop, directing the shots. "Goku, Vegeta; go into your maximum Super Saiyan states and shoot your projectiles at full strength. This will stop the flow of the power of God. You will be too powerful to continue fighting, so we will allow Vash the Stampede to effectively use his Angel Arm shot on him to further weaken the defenses. He-Man, you will call upon the power of Grayskull and lash out at the Eva-01 with your sword, from the front. Lionel will do so from behind. Go!"

The first wave of attacks decimated Eva-01 to the point where it froze!

"Oh my God, oh my God, this is scary shit!" spoke Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Batman now addressed phase two.

"Lupin, you must climb onto the Eva-01 and open the hatch; you will be carried by Bubbles over here."

"^_^" expressed Bubbles.

"Your welcome. Now comes the hard part. He still has the power of God; we must counter this with our own power of God. Domon Kasshu, this is where you come in. Once you have released from him the power of God, Spike Spiegel will do the honors of defeating him, once and for all, assisted by George Jetson." Batman concluded. "GO!"

"Hee hee hee hee! I'm Lupin, and I'm a fucking cool cat!" Lupin, a fucking cool cat, totally picked open the hatch with Bubbles' help.

"This is where I come in!" The God Gundam rushed into the Eva-01, knocking it down, and picking it back up, Shinji merely hanging from it in disillusion. "Kid, you bug me! My hand is compelled by the power of God! It tells me to fuck you up! GOOOODD FINNNGERRRR!!!" The hand of God appeared from the skies and bitch slapped the Eva-01, and then ass raped it with His middle finger.

"Whoa, that's pretty fucking awesome!" said Bender, cheering from the sidelines.

"So, Mr. Spiegel? I'm supposed to hold you, and with my hover boots, carry you to the big robot, right?"

"Jetson, shut the fuck up." Not adheering to the original plan, Spike punched Jetson in the lip and took his boots for himself. Spike floated to Shinji Ikari, still uttering nonsense.

"But the world isn't real! It's all in my head now! People's hearts are now connected! High school sucks!"

"Shinji, shut the fuck up." Spike shot him in the head.

"Nice." said Wolverine.

"No problem. You got some food in this bitch?" wondered Spike.

"I cook some mean fucking beef & bell peppers." Wolverine heated up his grill.

"Fuckin' A." responded Spike.

AND EVERYONE CHEERED!!!


But wait! Shinji Ikari has returned from the rubble, angrier than ever.

"YOU SUCK! THE WORLD SUCKS!" Using a psychic shield, he was able to sway all warriors of Cartoon Network on the streets of Tokyo-3 except for one...Popeye the Sailor.

"Hyuck-uck-uck-uck! Y'er goin' down kid!" Popeye rushed forward, but the psychic waves were becoming stronger. "I might lose this fight! Unless..." Popeye downed a can of Spinach. "Now I'm stronger than the Nazi Party, Japanese Imperalists, AND the Fascists combined!!!" Popeye wave dashed, roll canceled, and anti air assisted his way past the barrier and came face to face with Shinji.

"YOU SUCK!!!" screamed Shinji. Popeye ignored that, and gave Shinji an uppercut, another uppercut, and a roundhouse kick.

"When teens start to whine, I kick their ass just in time, cuz I'm POPEYE THE SAILOR-MAN! *toot toot!*"

TRUE VICTOLY!!!


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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 06:42 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

King
Omake Chapter: Even the Gods Vacation
Section 2


Darrke'an (The Nation of Ease), Rhea Munde woods

SLASH! RIP! SQUISH!

These sounds repeated over and over as the battle that King and Amethyst were locked in raged on. Their opponents, a legion of grotesque gigantic black spiders, bounded and scurried between the forest floor and trees and their tops, attempting to ensnare their enemies in various gigantic webs. They were not succeeding, though, as half the time their leaps ended in their decapitated and/or eviscerated bodies hitting the ground, courtesy of King's slicing kicks and Amethyst's slashing sword. However, they still outnumbered their prey, twenty-five to one. Thusly, this enraged King even more.

"Do these things ever end?!" King asked Amethyst, as tried to keep his back to hers as she shot a Venom Strike upwards, beheading one of the pouncing monsters. Its corpse crashed down about two yards from her, squirting greenish blood. "There must be hundreds!"

"Actually, there are only fifty," Amethyst corrected. "Minus that one and..." his straight long sword sliced the air, creating two blue disks. One arched up, slicing through one leaping spider from mouth to abdomen, while the other arched down, simply decapitating another of the beasts. "Those two."

"Showoff," King muttered as she flipped backwards from yet another spider, slicing it into symmetric halves as she executes a Trap Shot. "That makes forty-six then."

BOOM! A flash of light, followed by a distinct sizzling sound, comes from behind her, and King turns around to see seven dead monstrosities in front of Amethyst. She sees smoking black holes in each of the seven corpses.

"Thirty-nine," Amethyst uttered coolly as he blew out his finger.

King didn't bother turning around again, as she dodged out of the way of the leaping spider, whose jump now ended on Amethyst's sword, impaling it.

"Thirty-eight," Amethyst said, again in a cool fashion as he withdrew his sword from the fresh corpse's cephalothorax, its eight legs still twitching as green blood gushed from the wound.

"But I count," King cockily began, as she shot off a Double Strike, exploding two creeping beasts behind Amethyst. "Thirty-six.”

"Thanks," Amethyst graciously said, though he didn't let on that he had known of the spiders behind him, or that he had sensed the horde beforehand.

"No problem. But this is getting boring," King sighed as Amethyst and she hopped away from an enormous web blast. "Won't this end?"

"I thought you wanted to battle," Amethyst sardonically chided as they landed. "But I can see your point. So..." Amethyst words are cut off as he disappears, though that did not stem the remaining spiders' onslaught.

"Typical man," King muttered, thinking that she had been abandoned. That's when she felt it, Amethyst's arm hugging her closely as he surged with mystical power that she not only could feel, but could sees. Then she heard his resounding voice, so powerful as to make her nearly think that it was omnipresent.

"MEGA WINDBLAST!"

King winced as she closed her eyes due to an extremely brilliant light. She felt her clothes flapping violently in the wind and restrained a yelp as a burning sensation nearly overtook her... And then it stopped suddenly, the wind, the burning, and the glaring light. All of it stopped, and she felt Amethyst let go, signaling that she could open her eyes.

She stifled a gasp as she opened her eyes, bearing witness to an ashen world. The trees, grass, and spiders, all cremated by some unseen force. She hears Amethyst's footfalls as they receded away from her.

"Let's go," he called gently. And she did.

---

I really hope you don't mind, Amethyst.

EDIT: Changed everything to past tense.


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Amethyst Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:08 PM

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No problem, I didn't have much of anything planned for this round. ^^


Nothing up my sleeve... Presto! *jiggle*

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Baka Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:19 PM

Heaven or Hell?

Registered: Feb 2003
Location:

In which I combine ninja owning pirates with Ky and Sol's walk in the forest.

"Sol, I rather think these creatures are more powerful than they formerly appeared!" Ky shouted, fending off hordes of green-skinned, red-hatted imps with the sister-blades. "Quit whining and slash 'em all, choir boy!" Sol shouted back, planting his fist into the face of one of 'em.

-----

"Arr, me hearties, and other such piratical phrases. You be helpless before our pirate skillz. Fear as the WANGZER destroys you! Uh, Arrr!" Cap'n Soujiro grinned, showing both his teeth, as the mecha smashed into the giant lizard. Baka turned to his subordinate, Exu, and whispered something. "Uh, Exu, why do we have Godzilla? I'm sure I ordered it spelt the Japanese way cause it's cooler."

"Yeah, but they were all out of Gojiras. They had a mecha-gojira, but I figured we wanted to steer clear of the robot thing, cause then it all gets messy, with cowboys and monkeys and samurai and stuff."

"Hey, we HAVE monkeys."

"Oh yeah."

"Oh YEAH! UNLEASHU ZA MONKEEZ!"

-----

"Hey Kiske, you finished over there yet? I'm all done..."

-----

There's nothing quite like a horde of ninja monkeys to tip the balance again, and as Godzilla and the WANGZER clashed in the skies above - how is Godzilla flying? - the ninja rushed the pirate forces, figh - no really, I can understand the robot having boosters or something, but shouldn't Godzilla sink not float? - the ninja rushed the pirate for - I mean, he's a bloody great lizard! Well, she if you believe the US movie, but I don't hold much by that - THE NINJA RUSH THE PIRA - it was, quite frankly, a disgrace. Awful movie, saved only by a couple of good guest stars - WILL YOU SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO BEAT THE PIRATES DOWN WITH NINJA HERE?

Anyway. The monkeys take out some pirates, and Baka-sensei squares off with the Cap'n. We now return you to your regularly scheduled skimped Sol/Ky post.

-----

"'bout time, kid. Shall we go? I'm trying to enjoy my walk in the forest." Sol walked off into the trees, leaving Ky to look around at the horde of forest imps. Dead forest imps. Sighing, Ky broke into a jog to keep up.

Their path was mostly clear for a few miles - the forest creatures had obviously seen the Hadoken and scarpered. Ky walked along in a thoughtful silence, musing on the irony of the situation, while Sol whistled some song or other, probably by that Queen band he always liked so much. The sounds of the forest were quieter here - wait, too quiet? Ky recognised that lack of sound from before, and readied his grip on the swords at his belt, just in case. The forest grew darker and darker, and by now there was no sound but Sol's incessant whistling. Ky fought down the urge to ssh him - it wouldn't have done any good. Better to just ignore him for now - this wasn't the place or time for settlement.

Without warning, the forest opened out to a shore. The water here was clear, and the sight visible in it was astounding - a sunken city, ancient architecture perfectly preserved. No time for that, though - a sudden absense of sound behind him warned him in time to spin round, blades drawn. Sol flicked a cigarette end into the water and turned slowly. "Aw hell, guys. Elves? Come ON."


Baka // Black Angel // Salva Nos

"I'm not good- looking enough to be party leader." - Robin Cook

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:24 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

quote:
Originally posted by Amethyst
No problem, I didn't have much of anything planned for this round. ^^


Yes! The master mage is mine!

*does needless Evil Kula Dance as exhibited below*

Attachment: needlessevilkuladance.gif
This has been downloaded 28 time(s).


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:29 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by The Damned


Yes! The master mage is mine!

*does needless Evil Kula Dance as exhibited below*



The fuck?!


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m121akuma Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:32 PM

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Southfield, MI. Bitches.

Bowling Pin....WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Finally, that bitch gets what he deserves. It's not fair that he gets to be straddled by a clone of his (hot) mother and giving the screw job to the rest of humanity. It's not fuckin' FAIR!


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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:34 PM

Hyperion's servant

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Where you are not.

quote:
Originally posted by Bowling Pin
The fuck?!


Says the guy who just had God finger a robot.


If the good die young, then I'm effectively immortal.

Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

Opposite attract only because men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.

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Exeter Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:55 PM

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Registered: Feb 2003
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~You know what? I really don't feel like searching for a good title right now. So there~
AKA, Random Omake of Power (Sol and Ky's quest continues)
Sol Badguy--Intermission...I guess.

"Okay, I got the giants. I even got the little gnome guys."

"Forest Imps!" a tiny voice squeaked from nowhere.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. But now...elves? For chrissakes. Don't you guys have a fat old man in red to build toys for or something?"

"What on earth are you talking about, Sol?" Ky muttered, too confused to be annoyed.

Bah, the good old days are dead.

Sol shook his head, and the small group of el--

--small as in few in numbers. Not as they were vertically challenged or anything.

Yeah.

Anyway, as Sol looked down at the tops of the elves' heads, they brandished their weapons and began chittering eerily.

"These guys are worse than the goblins."

"FOREST I--"

"For crying out loud, I got it; would you shut up already?"

Sighing, Sol couldn't help but grin as a small, blue-haired elf in brown stumbled forward and looked up at him, holding a tiny dagger.

"Your GP or y---aargh!?"

Watching their leader soar through the sky, the elves considering attempting to recruit the man into the National Elfland Football league as kicker, and began to discuss amongst themselves the possibility in their chittery, creepy little way.

Sharing a slightly freaked-out glance with Kiske, Sol started to turn, but a second elf grabbed him by the ankle before he could escape.

"Psst...mister. You're about to get ***ed."

The hell's a pone?

"Legolas! Get 'im!"

A tall, bishounen type elf stepped out from behind a tree, an arrow nocked to the string of his longbow. He seemed to enter in slow motion, his long blonde haired swaying magnificently in the breeze a--

"Stun Edge!"

Staring at the smoking corpse before them, the elves began chittering once more. Sol took the opportunity to back away as quickly as possible, and Ky did likewise.

"Nice job back there, Kiske."

Before the blonde swordsman had time to reply, however, they reached--

~~THE SACRED SHRINE OF MYSTIC COOLNESS(tm)~~

"Weren't we on a shore?" Sol muttered as he studied the torchlit room they'd somehow stumbled into.

"Don't ask me," Ky replied, a trifle uncertainly. "Sol, what's that?"

Before them stood a tall statue of a red-haired man wearing similar colored armor holding a massive sword, his idiotic--ahem, that is, confident--grin masking the assuredly fierce and cunning warrior who must have won countless battles--

"Where's that voice coming from?"

"Check out the altar."

Atop the altar at the statue's feet lay a glowing object of some length. Leaning down for a better look, Sol raised an eyebrow.

"It's a chain," he muttered, picking it up.

The bounty hunter studied the glimmering object for a moment, then tossed it aside. "Worthless."

The chain bounced off the altar, clattering to the ground for a moment. Then, snake-like, it slithered its way over to Ky and leapt at him.

Crying out, the boy attempted to block the animated object's assault, but it was not Kiske the chain was after.

With a soft 'click', the chain fastened either end to the hilts of the Fireseal and Thunderseal and--

Sol sweatdropped.

"Swordchucks, yo!"

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Ryudo Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:56 PM

ph33r :O~

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: New Jersey~

Omake Post I - When all else fails, form a band.

Ryudo walked along the sandy beaches of Darkke'an. The sun was shining so bright that he had to cover his eyes with his left forearm. He still wanted to know how he got here, anyway. One moment, he was at the gates of Liligue City, ready to finally see the love of his life after three bloody years of fighting what was literally a one-man war, and the next thing he knew, he was on a pleasant sunny beach with many beautiful bikini-clad girls.

"Just my good luck that I end up here, wherever 'here' is" Ryudo thought to himself, and he continued to walk along the beach. Suddenly, he heard a "HEADS UP!" and less than a second later, something had hit him in the head with so much force, it knocked him down to the sand.

"Ow..." Ryudo said to himself. He slowly stood up and ran his right hand through his spikey hair. He felt a small bump at the point of impact in the back of his head. He looked down at the ground and saw a volleyball lying there, then he looked up and saw a teenager in a bathing suit with brown hair and a long scar on his forehead run towards him.

"This is probably the retard who hit me with that volleyball," Ryudo thought to himself. The teenager stared at him for a few seconds, and then opened his mouth.

"I said 'HEADS UP!' Not my fault you got hit with it, kid!" the teenager said rather rudely.

"Oh great, a smartass," Ryudo thought to himself. He was going to have fun with him.

"Look here, deadeye," Ryudo said in an annoyed tone and pointed to the nearest volleyball net which was a good 30 feet away, "Looks like your volleyball net is over yonder. You had to have INCREDIBLE aim and atheletic skill to manage to spike that ball all the way to li'l ol' me."

The teen replied "Whatever." Suddenly, a girl's voice from that volleyball net called over from the volleyball net.

"Squall! What's taking so long?" the girl asked.

Squall shouted back "Just settling something with this kid!"

"Kid?" Ryudo asked, "You look like you've barely hit puberty, deadeye. Oh and your naming being 'Squall' is pretty fitting, considering how much wind you blow."

"Tell it to the wall," Squall replied cooly, as he walked back towards the volleyball net.

"'Whatever.'"

"..."

Squall stopped right there and looked at Ryudo.

"Did you just say 'whatever?'" Squall asked him.

"Why yes I did. You certainly got your wits about you," Ryudo replied sarcastically. To his surprise, Squall actually laughed.

“Know what?” he asked Ryudo. “You reminded me a lot of me when you said ‘whatever’ like that.”

“I know,” Ryudo said condescendingly, “I was imitating you. Wink wink.” Again, Squall laughed.

“You’re actually a funny guy,“ Squall complimented. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, Squall asked Ryudo the most random of questions.

“Ever play an instrument before?”

“Well, that was certainly spontaneous,” Ryudo thought to himself. He reached into his duffel bag and pulled out a guitar case that had the Insignia of Granas on it. He knelt down to open it. As he did, Ryudo looked up to Squall.

“I can play this rather well,” Ryudo said to him as he pulled out one of the most beautiful guitars ever seen. It was a gold-plated Gibson Les Paul guitar, with six glittering silver strings. The neck was made out of the finest mahogany and its fingerboard out of ebony. In the bottom-right corner of the body, the Insignia of Granas appeared again. This wasn’t any ordinary guitar. This was the Legendary –AX OF GRANAS-! The divine guitar didn’t even need an amp to totally ***z any other electric guitar out there!

“Dude! ***zage Guitar!” was all Squall could say as he gasped in awe of the instrument in front of him. Some time later, he explained why he asked Ryudo that question

”Anyway, the reason I ask is that I wrote what I think is a good song, but I need a guitarist, bassist, and drummer to back me up in vocals,” Squall said.

“Eh, fair enough,” replied Ryudo, “We’ll need to find a drummer and bassist then.”

“I know where we can look,” said Squall, “TO ZAKGAR!”


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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 07:56 PM

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Bowling Pin....WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Finally, that bitch gets what he deserves. It's not fair that he gets to be straddled by a clone of his (hot) mother and giving the screw job to the rest of humanity. It's not fuckin' FAIR!



Yeah.

You know, Plank owns that bitch too. CN will be hardpressed to find someone on their rosters who sucks harder than Shinji Ikari, besides the cast of Pilot Candidate, or Quess Paraya from Char's Counterattack.


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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by The Damned


Says the guy who just had God finger a robot.



Well, that shit happens all the time. But Sho gettin' it down like an animated gif? Oh, DAMN!


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m121akuma Posted: 04-23-2003 , 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Bowling Pin


Yeah.

You know, Plank owns that bitch too. CN will be hardpressed to find someone on their rosters who sucks harder than Shinji Ikari, besides the cast of Pilot Candidate, or Quess Paraya from Char's Counterattack.



Or Amuro in his MS Gundam days.


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Bowling Pin Posted: 04-23-2003 , 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by m121akuma


Or Amuro in his MS Gundam days.



Well, that too...

But MSG Amuro would at least win a street fight against Shinji. Amuro'd do the donkey punch rush down on Shinji, and he'd just take each hit and cry. Amuro would be crying too, because of all his pent up mental pain. But at the end, Amuro would be declared the king of the streets and will be taken to his throne by the streets' top gangsters, as lord allmighty of the school of hard knocks. Shinji'd be left to rot.

Oh, back on Cartoon Network; Daffy Duck would punk Shinji's ass out, and you know how hard it is for Daffy to punk someone out with top tier Bugs always on his ass.

Tom? If Shinji was Jerry, Tom would've torn up that mother fucker in between his teeth a long time ago.

Peter Griffith off of Family Guy? Would've ass raped Shinji.


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Soujiro Seta Posted: 04-23-2003 , 08:25 PM

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Interlude - Dancing Your Way Into Their Pants

"My middle finger is speaking to me!" Kruusader shouted, the middle finger of his Gundam beginning to glow. "It tells me...to ***z j00 all!" Hurtling forward, he activated his most diabolical attack. The Shining Middle Finger poked into Godzilla's stomach, even as the Gundam passed through the heated fires of the reptilian monster's magma breath. From its large backpack, refrigerators dropped to the deck below, hitting the ninja monkeys with their food-filled might.

Down below on the deck, Captain Soujiro and Subaka Inheritor Baka crossed their swords, a dark blade clashing against a glowing energy broadsword.

"Give up....you dork..." Baka grunted, whipping a sheet of printer paper across Soujiro's hand.

"Uggggh!" Soujiro's hand bled from the vile papercut, but still he held on, as ninja vs. pirate battle raged on around them.

Suddenly, from high in the crow's nest, a horn could be heard blowing.

"It's the Horny Horn!" Private Renmazuo's face brightened as he swatted a ninja monkey into the sea with one of his mops. "It looks as though Miss Cheeeze has not forgotten us in our hour of need!"

Just as he spoke, from high above, a shadowy form sailed down. With her first kick, she decimated a cardboard box, revealing a ninja huddling under it. Upon seeing this, TeeTee shouted to the huddling boy.

"Exu, is that you?" The older ninja had a look of disdain on his face. "So, you've been HIDING all this time?"

"No, no, I'm the cardboard box ninja!" he fumbled for the correct phrasing. "I was waiting until just the right moment--" He was cut off as the 'Hungry Pirate' Carly Cheeeze spun him around like a bad WWF wrestling match, sending him flying into the mast.

"Raaaahr! Raaaaahr!" Carly pawed the ground with her hand and lept like the savage lion. "I haven't eaten any junk food for...almost an HOUR now! Hunger Strike!" Her leap ended as she sunk her big, anime teeth into the tasty leg of the ninja Sulippu.

"Aaaah, pirates! Get 'em off, get 'em off!" Sulippu cried as he ran around with the young teen girl securely fastened to his leg.

"Tashteh jusht rike chicken!" Carly muttered as she grabbed onto the whole leg with glee. LuvLuv Luna, the other sexy girl of the pirate squad, had another idea.

"Tee-hee...over here, guys!~" she winked at the ninja, who saw the magical girl wearing a skirt...only a skirt. However, the attack didn't have the intended effect. Immediately, some of the ninja...and ALL of the pirates were distracted. But flying between them was a brown blur...a four-foot-tall girl dressed like a...hamster?

"Nyo nyo nyo! Maiji steal stuff -nyo!" The little girl ripped off the ninjas' expensive watches, credit cards, and even their...dojo keys! The situation looked grim, but the Subaka leader had a final trump card to play.

"It's time for our ultimate ninja attack!" Baka shouted. At his command, all the ninjas gathered into a big gay circle, like when people sing Kum-ba-yah. Except they weren't singing.

"From the pits of manga fandom, we call out Suwichu-shisho!" In the middle of the circle, a ninja clad even more dark than the others. He flipped to the front, poised and assured.

"Thanks guys," he nodded "It was getting pretty stuffy in Baka's sleeve." They gave him an odd, odd look, but he continued. "It's time for the ultimate attack, that will leave them unable to counter us!" They began to incant, together.

"Come, from the realm of holy zen, Suwichu's Ninja Yuri Harem!" Immediately, behind them, a harem of beautiful ninja women, kissing each other, materialized as if out of thin air. The pirates struggled against their desire to look at those lovely visual sirens, singing out their songs of free love and ninja seduction techniques.

"Can't...hang on...much longer..." Captain Soujiro gritted his teeth, turning to the Captain Harlock-clad Captain Niflheim. "We need...PIRATE POWER!" Nif looked back, his eyes gelatinously wavering and his pasted-on scar starting to peel off.

"Then let's do it!" All the pirates rallied around them, focusing their power. Theirs was not a magical incantation, but just a really, really loud shout. "Depravity, shallowness, and lust! Come ooooon baby! Whoring cute dancing pirate chicks!" A line of cute pirate girls in short shorts and bikini tops and bandanas linked arms behind them, forming a chorus line.

In that extreme moment, the powers of ninja and pirate peaked, and behind their swords, Soujiro and Baka's gazes softened.

"You know...I never wanted it to come to this, Baka." Captain Soujiro's face quivered, full of emotion. "Why, I can't believe a feud that started when we was just mates in third grade on the playground, arguing 'Pirates!' 'Ninjas!' would escalate into a grisly war!"

"You're right," Baka said, as the two released their grips on their weapons. "What fools we've been! Oh, I should have realized it long ago, that we could help each other instead!"

"The powers of pirates and ninjas combined?" Krizak got up off the deck of the ship, where he'd been pretending to be unconscious for the last ten minutes. "Finally, the peaceful world I've always dreamed of!" He tried to hug the two, but they both pushed him back down onto the deck again.

"Y'know what?" Oniksu busted into the conversation, "I've got some good sake in this jug, right here, just waitin' to be drunked!"

"And I as well!" Sulippu grimaced, "If somebody will get this girl off my leg!"

"Here, here, I've got me a whole kegger of rum down in the hold!" Nif laughed, mostly at the thoughts of the naughty things he was doing in the hold earlier that day.

"I'll bring the mugs...and cups," Kellios sighed, running down to the galley to see if she had anything suitable to hold sake.

In that surreal moment, pirate and ninja linked arms, the enmity between both their kinds squelched, at least for that day. Lines of ninja girls and pirate ho's kicked their legs up behind the group. They broke into a glorious song, their hands raised up to grasp the light of the future, much like a song from a 70's anime.

Ninjas and pirates,
the fighting, the riots,
when will it all go a-waaaaay...?

Ninjas: Killing for paaaay,
Pirates: Paying to get laaaaaid,
All: We grasp for a future that's truuuue!

So raise up your mugs,
and take a big chug,
and re-do your room in feng-shui

Love at first sight,
can take place tonight,
'Cause pirates and ninjas are heeeeeere...

toooooooo-

daaaaaaaay~!



From somewhere not quite heaven or hell, the previously-mentioned war buddy Kyle the Third looked down on the linking hands and celebrating. He had only one thing to say.

"They're just crazy men, seein' things that ain't there!"

And the ninjas and pirates, regardless of their jutsu or their trade, were friends for one night...or at least until the omake round ended. Take your pick.

---

And that, my good fellows, is the gay conclusion of this omake story, brought to you by Baka and I. It's all in good fun...until someone loses an eye. *lifts up pirate eyepatch*

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The Damned Posted: 04-23-2003 , 08:26 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Bowling Pin
Well, that shit happens all the time. But Sho gettin' it down like an animated gif? Oh, DAMN!


I suppose... And it probably only sounds amusing since the whole neo-Satanist non-Satanic thing I have going. However, I assure that it would probably warp your mind worse than Black Mage's Nightmare Poison Nightmare if you knew what I look like.

quote:
Originally posted by m121akuma
Or Amuro in his MS Gundam days.


Or Superman, Hawkgirl, Green Latern, and Martian Manhunter of the Justice League.

Or Kurama and Hiei if you mean physical sucking. (CLICK ME, AND NO, I'M NOT A YAOI LINK)


On a completely unrelated note, now that Yu-yu Hakusho has gone, I shall write once more.


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Hyperion: "Stop the asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your head."

Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat me."
Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles heel!"
Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel. I cannot be stopped."

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