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Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:02
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Hyperion's servant
 Registered: Oct 2002 Location: Where you are
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quote:
Originally posted by Exeter ~You know what? I really
don't feel like searching for a good title right now. So
there~ AKA, Random Omake of Power (Sol and Ky's quest
continues) Sol Badguy--Intermission...I
guess.
"Psst...mister. You're about to get
***ed."
The hell's a pone?
"Legolas! Get
'im!"
A tall, bishounen type elf stepped out from behind a
tree, an arrow nocked to the string of his longbow. He seemed to
enter in slow motion, his long blonde haired swaying magnificently
in the breeze a--
"Stun Edge!"
Staring at the
smoking corpse before them, the elves began chittering once more.
Sol took the opportunity to back away as quickly as possible, and
Ky did likewise.
Why did that make me laugh so hard that I actually
started tearing up?
If the good
die young, then I'm effectively immortal.
Hyperion: "Stop the
asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your
head."
Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the
inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat
me." Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles
heel!" Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel.
I cannot be stopped."
Opposite attract only because
men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.
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Exeter |
Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:05
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Rock You
 Registered: Feb 2003 Location:
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Heh,
glad you liked it, Damned. 
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Curley
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Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:16
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Basic Lurker
Registered: Feb 2003 Location:
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Bah,
had to work today. I'll get to writing soon though. For now, Here's
something odd to keep you occupied.
Dancing Ghaleon.
He tries, but I think Kula
still has him beat. 
.......What?
You were expecting something relevant? Nyuk nyuk nyuk
nyuk!
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m121akuma |
Posted: 04-23-2003 , 09:23
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t3h 3v1l av: Part 2
 Registered: Apr 2001 Location: Southfield, MI.
Bitches.
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AH, I
didn't notice Exeter's post until now. Swordchucks>me. But I
think a certain pie-eating Hadoken shooting little sadist was
missing.
Southfield
Board of Education: Prepared to be Schooled
quote:
Originally posted by Starhammer SRK.com is the new
evercrack. All we need is some Idiot to kill someone and blame
SRK.com for it, and its status will be
irreversible.
-Starhammer-
---Team Southfield
Website---
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The
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Posted: 04-23-2003 , 11:01
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Hyperion's servant
 Registered: Oct 2002 Location: Where you are
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King Omake Chapter: Even the Gods Vacation Section
3
Darrke'an (The Nation of
Ease), Rhea Munde woods
The blonde pair had
pushed onward, quickly advancing towards the mythical treasure of
Rhea Munda. King more and more realizing how fortunate she was to
actually have accepted Amethyst's self-invitation. She and he
virtually slaughtered any supernatural - comparative to King's own
dimension at least - creatures that dared get their way. Any beast,
man, or man-beast that they encountered fell easy, due to Amethyst's
awesome magic and King's killing kicks. Name an entity, it fell
before their might.
Werewolves? Mirage Kicks, Rosario
Impales, and Trick Shots slew those puppies.
Elves? Venom
Strikes, Sun Rays, and Air Throws quickly put them in their place as
their protector Legalos was pronounced missing a few hours
before...
Forest Imps? Double Strikes, Bear Crushes, and
Spellbounds easily dispatched the bane of Garland.
Succubi?
Amethyst had Thrusted, Thunder Thrusted, and even Triple Thrusted
her before she flew off, shouting something about bawdy
playmates...
Lions, Tigers, and Bears? All said "Oh my!" as
they fell to Trap Shots, Scuffles, and Energy
Chains.
Spider-men? Squished by the way of Giant Swings, Time
Eclipses, and Silent Flashes.
And the worst of
all...
Superman? Amethyst had attacked with his "Greater than
God Combo" of Overdrive followed by Shadow Servant into twelve
Towers finished by a Statis Rune. Superman only gave a smug smirk in
reply. Though he was supposed to weak to magic, thanks to the
constant overpowering of DC, the glaring weakness had magically (oh
the irony :eek ) disappeared. Meanwhile, King had went to town,
found some Kryptonite, obtained that Kryptonite, walked back to the
battlefield, threw it at Superman, and stomped on his crotch
repetitively after he fell to the ground powerless before continuing
on with Amethyst, who on reaction covered his groin
area.
Luckily, the pair had the fortune to not run into
Batman, who surely would have beaten them for he is well-known for
carrying around his anti-androgynous fighter spray as well as his
anti-master mage spray.
After beating back many of the
aforementioned foes, and much more, thusly gaining experience that
would give Red Mage a whole day's orgasm, Level 500 King and Level
999 Amethyst finally reached their destination. King and Amethyst
gasped in surprise.
"Oh my...."
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Not being
able to decide on my direction, I chose the comic route obviously.
Please note that I loathe DC, but have little problem with
Batman.
EDIT: I also had to cut it short because Angel
is coming on now. Damn you Buffy spin-off!
If the good
die young, then I'm effectively immortal.
Hyperion: "Stop the
asteriod, Magneto. Stop the asteriod, or I'll implode your
head."
Hyperion: "Give up this garbage and face the
inevitable, Magneto. You cannot defeat
me." Magneto: "Everyone has an Achilles
heel!" Hyperion: "Only Achilles had an Achilles heel.
I cannot be stopped."
Opposite attract only because
men are sluts and women are whores. Thus the equation balances out.
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edited by The Damned on 04-23-2003 at 11:04 PM
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Krizak |
Posted: 04-24-2003 , 12:20
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The World Shall Be Mine!
 Registered: Feb 2003 Location: East Heaven Kingdom
Goal: WORLD DOMINATION!!!
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Omake Phase (Relaxation): Your Kung Fu Is
Weak
The golden sun hung near the horizon, a great fruit
that would soon be plucked from the sky by the grasping talons of
the night. Mint sat up from her beach chair and stretched out,
letting loose a yawn as she did. Placing the book she had been
reading on the table beside her, she picked up her drink - a pina
colada with just a touch of coconut rum in it - and sipped it,
looking out over the sea as she did. She had spent the past few
hours reading the book she had bought in Zakgar, a study of various
forms of mental magic and how they affected people's
minds.
Best to understand exactly how this Purple element
is going to work before trying to use it in combat... And I wonder
how much fighting there will be soon. Mint looked over at her
rings, which were resting on top of her clothes in a neat little
pile by her chair. Heh. We were promised a war, and from the
sounds of things, we'll soon get one. And I wouldn't want to be
unprepared...
She blinked, as most people do many times a
day. But when she opened her eyes, she found herself surrounded by
ninjas, a far less common occurrence. "Aww, come on. I already had
enough of you ninjas in the last city!"
One of the ninjas
stepped forward, and began to make elaborate arm movements that
didn't match his words in the slightest. "Ahh, but you only faced
the ninja clans under Kobatsu before. Now..." The ninja took up a
pose. "Now you face... The Foot!"
Mint stared incredulously
at the ninja for a moment before she burst into laughter, causing
all of the ninjas surrounding her to sweatdrop. "Haha! The Foot...
oh, that's too much... Then, I suppose you're all 'Toes' then..."
Grabbing her rings, she jumped up and smirked. "Well, come on, then!
I don't have all day!"
The head ninja pulled out his sword, a
move that was replicated by the other hundred ninjas that surrounded
Mint. With a cry of "Ninja strike!", the ninja horde ran forward,
their eyes blazing with murderous intentions.
"Yellow,
Cosmic, Seizure!" A sphere of electricity surrounded Mint for a
second, before quickly expanding to encompass everything around her.
When she finally released her concentration on the spell, she looked
up to see that every single ninja was now standing completely still,
stuck in mid-stride as if frozen in time. Little electrical arcs ran
across their bodies, the aftereffects of the Seizure
spell.
Mint grabbed her clothing and book from the table,
downed the last remaining drops of her pina colada, and then walked
up to the head ninja. "Next time, you should probably choose your
targets more carefully, or else you might end up getting your butt
kicked again!" Jumping into the air, she delivered a powerful
dropkick to the head ninja, sending him flying back into the
water.
All the way back to the cabana, she couldn't stop
laughing.
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1 Mint > Pirates > Ninjas Vote
against the Foot Clan (Make no mistake. In the end, Mint
***z you all.)
New Spell
Revealed! Seizure - Yellow/Cosmic - A electric field
explodes out of Mint, causing every person within it's radius to
become 'stuck' where they are. The stronger you are, the less time
it will take you to break free from this, but you'll be stopped for
at least ten seconds.
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Renmazuo |
Posted: 04-24-2003 , 01:01
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Cute Widdle Cleric Girl
 Registered: Feb 2003 Location: Graveyard of
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One
look was all Daisetsu needed.
"...perhaps this wasn't the
ideal place for a rest stop," he murmured, scratching his head at
the confusion that greeted him, coming out of his 'sanctuary.'
Pirates, ninjas, women, a giant lizard, a tremendous machine in the
shape of a human, a psychotic little boy being stomped between the
legs by a disgruntled sailor, the body of a dead blonde bishounen
elf being carried out by weeping fangirls...
Chaos.
Absolute chaos. And now there's a bunch of scantily-clad women
dancing on the pirate ship and throwing pies. What next, a meteor of
cows falling from the sky?
He spoke too soon, as a moment
later, approximately eight hundred gallons of milk spontaneously
rained onto the pirate ship.
That was close. I'm starting
to think I'm lactose intolerant, anyway, he thought, hearing the
high-pitched shrieks of all those dancers. Daisetsu groaned, rubbing
the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger, and raised his
free hand idly. "I bet it's all that psychotic little boy's fault.
When I come back, I'm going to make sure he never sits down on the
toilet the same again."
With that grim vow, Daisetsu waved
his hand, and the contestants left behind the maddening island of
Darkke'an.
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Sexcel
Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Shinji Ikari vs. DC Comics
Saga! Experimental Omake
Round Experiment...................FAILED.
That
means it's closed. XD The fabled weapon goes to Exeter and Baka,
whichever one of them wants to split it up- it's another 'Seal'
sword, like Sol Badguy and Ky Kiske use, if you're wondering.
Moral of this Round: The Pirate and Ninja struggle will
never be resolved, Zaxu can't touch Zack's level, Ky Kiske screams
like a little girl, Shinji Ikari deserves nothing but the most
grueling and painful death, and Tenshi should never be entrusted to
making a round without a set time limit. 
"Virtus in
cordibus tranquillibus floret. Iustitia est mecum. Per animam meam,
cave. Cave."
-- Sponsoring Alma Beoulve, Survivor X.
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Posted: 04-24-2003 , 02:33
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Basic Lurker
Registered: Feb 2003 Location:
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I know
this is after the round and all. But it took a while to write. Ren
gave me the go ahead,
so.... ________________________________________________
"Jason
where are you? JASON~?!" Vader howled, running through the streets
of Zakgar with the only sign of his master, the P.E.R.C., around his
neck. His form was that of the Neander-dog, due to the out of
control wildlife in nearby Rhea Munde forest. Several people
paniced, seeing the large beast running through their town shouting
out their own language. "Knowing Jason, he's probably gotten
himself into trouble, or is doing something stupid..... Or
both."
---- "Uhhhhhh." Jason groaned, still recovering
from Kobatsu's attack. "Where am I?... Did we lose the fight?...
Am I being carried?" Forcing his eyes open for a moment, the
young man saw nothing but a blurred patch of light blue and purple
surrounded by blurs he guessed was the ground. What he thought was
his arms were dangling in the corners of his
eyes.
"Huh?....." Jason thought, feeling returning to
his hands and fingers. He closed his eyes, to think on his
predicament. "Okay, whatever's carrying me definately isn't
human. That's a horn I feel by my waist.. I guess we were brought to
a new round location, and I'm being carried off by some demi-human
local, most likely to be cooked for dinner. Can't have that now, can
we? Problem is, I'm sure the P.E.R.C. isn't on me right now. Is my
abducter carrying it in his other hand?"
"Can't count
on that. Odd's are, it left the bag where it found me. My best
chance is to pull myself out of his grip, and make a run for it....
Maybe I should stop for a moment after I'm back on the ground to see
if this guy has it. Okay, no more time to waste. Time to get off the
menu!" Feeling his strength return, Jason reached out to the
first thing his hand could find.
And it was very, very
soft.
"OOH!" A high pitched voice squeaked. "He's awake, and
playful!"
"What the heck?!" The alchemist's eyes shot
open, and the first thing he noticed was his hand was on a bright
blue buttock. An attractive naked female bright blue buttock to be
exact. His quickly let go, pulling his hand away with an,
"ACK!"
"What's wrong, don't you wanna play?" The woman asked,
the seductive tone of her voice both chilling Jason's back, and
warming up his lower regions. "My name's Zio, by the
way."
"Um, ah..." Jason mumbled, his face reddening. A slight
drop of blood trickling from his nose. "A-any reason your carrying
me through the air?"
"Oh that? I found you on the beach, and
thought of just playing with you there. But with all the sand....
Nuh uh! That's stuff creep's into the worst places! So anyway, I
decided to take us somewhere a little more comfortable."
"So
what happen's then?" Jason questioned, though deep down, his libido
told him, "Jason, you KNOW what's gonna happen then, little
buddy! Your big moment!"
"Well..." The succubus started.
She finished her answer by giving Jason her own squeeze on his
rear.
"YOWZA!" Jason yelped, the trickle turning into a small
gush.
"There's a good spot." Zio stated. She landed onto the
ground with the grace of a butterfly, and set Jason on the ground
with the grace of a wrecking ball, dropping him roughly onto the
rocky shore.
"Ow! Mind being a little gentle and-..."Waves
crashed nearby as Jason viewed his abductor fully now, the words he
once had cast intyo the ocean.
"Uh-um..buh....Hi." Was all
that the young man could say. Purple hair, and purple eyes framed
her face with two horns sticking out of the sides of her head, and
purple streaks of what Jason guess was body paint being the only
thing covering the shapely figure of her blue skinned body. She wore
a smile that was only growing as she stepped closer to him kneeling
down to meet at eye-level with the stunned
alchemist.
"Gentle?" Zio asked, bringing her face closer to
his. Lips finally met as Jason's face became redder then ever. A
foreign object he knew was her tongue entered his mouth, running
over his teeth and over his own tongue. Jason's mind raced like the
running of the bulls with new emotions, new physical feelings, new
tastes fought for what would be the dominating
mindset.
"Alright. First kiss: Aquired! The verdict.......
"
"WHAAAAA-HA-HA-HOOIIIIIEEE~~~~~~~~!!"
She
finally broke away, licking up the trace of blood from Jason's chin
back up to his nose. "Gentle is.... boring." A slight push of her
hand was all Jason needed to lay back onto the rocky surface. They
kissed again, Jason trying to reflect Zio's action in her mouth.
Hands started wandering as the two held each other
closely.
"This is it Jason..."
His hands rose
up, enjoying the texture of the demoness' skin as they reached just
below her armpits. Jason started to shift one hand
forward
"Your finally gonna lose your
virginity..."
Her hands moved down, taking hold of the
rim of his jeans. Zio prepared to get her new friend ready for the
'main event'.
"Don't worry about anything.
Just..."
And then the two vanished. ----- "Huh?!"
Jason yelped . Looking around, he saw his surroundings had changed.
Surrounding him were several of the combatants brought for
Daisetsu's campaign. But none of them were Zio.
"Awwwwwww!
DAMNIT!" Jason roared. He held out his arm, and made a very small
bit of space between his index finger and thumb. "I was this close!
THIS
CLOSE!" ________________________________________________
Awwwww.
Poor widdle fanboy! 
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